GET OUT: US politics November 2020

We were curious about what Fox News was saying about all of this and they had a big graphic that said PRESISENT-ELECT BIDEN while everyone on-camera kept saying “well, assuming all of these IRREGULARITIES check out” and then an anchor said “coming up, Geraldo Rivera to talk about the hypocrisy of the media’s 'come together' narrative” and I did a full-body NOPE

I lasted about 4 minutes. I have no idea how people can subject themselves to that.

I noticed that Fox News put on its best "fair and balanced" behavior yesterday when people outside their core audience were watching but I'd imagine they're back to their usual programming / slanderous lies by now

it's like Kay telling Michael she aborted their child in Godfather II though instead of Michael she's telling Jabba the Hut

Elsewhere in the brain trust

I'm making a list of people who think I should be on a list.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 7, 2020

no surprise
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/biden-first-executive-orders-measures/2020/11/07/9fb9c1d0-210b-11eb-b532-05c751cd5dc2_story.html

Can’t wait till his wife leaves him. I’ll never forget going on her Instagram after their wedding and there not being a single picture with him in it.

Are a lot of people calling dilbert a paedo or something

I mean checks out

Re: Trump kids, etc.- I cant wait until we get to the point where we can just not pay attention to what all these fucks are saying on Twitter or elsewhere. Like, it shouldn’t matter, and we shouldn’t waste our brain-space on it anymore. I only hope the media agrees that once big T is out of office, or preferably starting NOW, they can all safely just be... ignored and disregarded. Why amplify a bunch of flailing adult babies who are just throwing conspiracies, lies and bullshit around? Let it be the domain of Fox News and whatever bullshit media empire Trump tries to build from the ooze.

DJP, in my periodic krayzee right-wing hatereads, I am seeing a lot of "Fox News is dead to me now," because of their early AZ call and not staunchly defending the Tump enough.

They're moving on to Newsmax and OAN now. Fox abandoned them in their hour of need, etc.

also don't forget any and all web publications with "Examiner" in the name, Babylon Bee (which they won't realize is satire), the Washington Times, and Daily Caller

xpost self OAN?

Trump is such a moron, I can totally imagine him divorcing Melania, and forcing a big prenup payout.

Yeah lots of social media threats to move to Parler and MeWe. We should be so lucky.

Scott Adams definitely belongs on several lists so I guess add me to the list list pal

Romney on CNN right now, just said that Trump has a 'relaxed' relationship with the truth, exactly 1.5 seconds later it's on the headline banner, lol.

"Romney in Trouble"

He said that on Meet the Press too.

Resist. Overturn. Boycott. Surveil. Leak. Impeach. And now they tell us it’s time to heal. Where were they for the last four years?

— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) November 8, 2020

Lol lookit this stupid penishead

Sure, I want to heal, but at the same time I want to say fuck these irredeemable assholes.

ew

Fleischer among the first I nominate to the guillotine.

I actually watched cable news yesterday instead of the thing where I go out of my way to not watch it because it's garbage, and some CNN talking heads were questioning how the media comes back after four years of Trump attempting to delegitimize them at every turn and then maybe five minutes later they had Chris Christie on the line offering his valuable opinion on the day's events and I said 'you motherfuckers have not learned and will never learn one goddamn thing' and shut that shit the shit off.

These allied forces come in and want to rebuild Germany. Where were they the last 4 years??

tbf The US and much of Western Europe did kind of let Germany happen.

you know who really let Germany happen? Germans.

They voted for the guy mind you

Charlemagne, and successive Holy Roman Emperors?

Some of my right wing family members sent me their Parler handles. I responded “isn’t that a Nazi site?”

I mean I personally blame the Roman Empire for most of earth’s evils

Okay, let’s say you’re bringing in the groceries

And you bought hundreds of thousands of cans of Diet Coke

But you need to make two trips, so first you bring in your 382000 cans of full flavor horse piss https://t.co/2QpKBh5cEA

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) November 8, 2020

The aqueducts tho.

xp

I mean I personally blame the Roman Empire for most of earth’s evils

A nod to the vice president-elect's Indian heritage here, from India's leader: https://t.co/YP6yNLuuCx

— Joy VOTE & MASK UP!! Reid 😷) (@JoyAnnReid) November 8, 2020

Gross

If Biden invades anywhere I hope it’s to depose that genocidal fuck

Philly’s hottest night club is Four Seasons Total Landscaping. This place has everything:

- a porn shop
- a crematorium
- Rudy Giuliani
- a little Trump wall
- a steadily decreasing pack of journalists pic.twitter.com/tUqVC79VZc

— DJP (@djperry1973) November 8, 2020

Hadrian was especially evil.

god can we cut it out with the infighting today???

lol that was my first thought

haha me too

Re the Modi thing:

Nope. Don’t want any of this.
👎🏾👎🏾 https://t.co/NjgI4T5WLc

— vijay iyer (@vijayiyer) November 7, 2020

how does joy ann reid manage to step on a rake every single day

xp sorry for ignorance, who is that person? Is he part of her team?

xp sorry for ignorance, who is that person? Is he part of her team?

No; Vijay Iyer is a jazz pianist and composer who's won a MacArthur "genius grant" and teaches at Harvard.

Hadrian was especially evil.

Beware the wall builders.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmUXFBKW8AENfr4?format=jpg&name=large

xp - clearly because he won a MacArthur fellowship for music, we should consider him a genius in everything .... I mean, I'm not disagreeing with him, but still ... why?

The Inky does the legwork we’ve all been demanding https://t.co/3pPA8X1z2J

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) November 8, 2020

_xp sorry for ignorance, who is that person? Is he part of her team?_

No; Vijay Iyer is a jazz pianist and composer who's won a MacArthur "genius grant" and teaches at Harvard.

Xp Like, I hope it was actually a fuckup and they thought they were going to the classy hotel

Fuck Modi

Which of the big name Trump gang are out with him? That lady he put in charge of schools, is she out?

considering every teacher's union i know of is posting some variant of "Bye, Betsy! Love, The Teachers" -- pretty sure "that lady he put in charge of schools" is very much out

Cabinet members only survive a change in administration by the grace of the incoming president, if he happens to be a buffoon making gestures towards bipartisanship xp