GET OUT: US politics November 2020

omfg pic.twitter.com/2ndiof5Dwg

— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) November 8, 2020

two views from Australia:

in america they say "mr president elect". in australia we say "that cunt thats gonna be pm in a bit". and i think that's beautiful

— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) November 8, 2020

Just found this cocktail menu outside a bar in Wollongong #Election2020 pic.twitter.com/54oVHKSHoU

— Dave Meddows (@davemeddows) November 8, 2020

Stevolende, this is a massive problem and not just in the US. I was just considering this whilst looking at Texas statehouse races. Uncontested races are everywhere. Not only does it hurt races up and down ballot but if a race is not contested then it can never be competitive, issues are never raised, no one ever gets to choose something different. I think it’s important that every race is contested by someone, and in more plural democracies by as many people as possible.

This goes as much for primaries as generals, competitive primaries mean you May get an AOC. Offering an alternative in deep red, rural Texas means somebody gets to choose something different.

Y’all are fuckwads for fping milo

At least in Australia that cunt is the PM a day or so after the election, not early the following fucking year.

We had to amend the constitution to make it sooner! It used to be like March

More of this please.

This shapeshifting creep weighs in. We will never forget your racist comments about Obama and slavish devotion to Trump but neat Instagram graphic. https://t.co/aXga8j5Jpv

— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) November 7, 2020

https://www.businessinsider.com/jared-kushner-has-approached-president-trump-about-conceding-says-cnn-2020-11

shortly after, Trump asks Ivanka to divorce him.

Looking at those potential cabinet appointments made me absolutely ecstatic that I didn't vote for Biden or Trump.

I'm glad we're rid of the racist moron, but Jesus, Garcetti? Doug Jones? What's next, a sentient turd wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses for head of HHS?

The unsullied

Lot of courage on display in the UK gov

Democracy fan Dominic Raab there refusing to say whether votes you don’t like should count pic.twitter.com/QktmflyEc9

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 8, 2020

New: Biden’s GA lead has climbed past 10k w/ assorted county updates.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 8, 2020

fake ballots!

Good morning!

🥰

damn why did I only just think of posting "where are the election returns?"

Harris would have been up for reelection in 2022...the CA gov will appoint someone to finish her term, right? Or someone to take the seat until a special election? Are there any frontrunners?

WmC:

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/07/biden-rush-harris-senate-california-434981

Ah, thank you!

So this seems to be the new talking point on the other side of the aisle:

We went from 4 years of Russia rigged the election, to elections can’t be rigged really fast didn’t we???

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 8, 2020

So you reopen the possibility that your pops wasn't legitimately elected to argue your stupid pointless point.

This entire worthless family can't be homeless and destitute soon enough.

(xp) Yes, we did. And we're lovin' it.

There's not nearly enough trolling of this ridiculous family of dim bulbs, when they go low we should go lower.

I, too, remember when the Dems complained about the hijacking of mail-in ballots at the hands of gopniks in 2016.

This is America... pic.twitter.com/NL7HUmp2FJ

— Gadi Schwartz (@GadiNBC) November 7, 2020

The three stooges

Lads, Trump just cited this brain genius as “the best pollster in Britain”, as someone on UK left twitter this is far too fucking much lol

Trump has mysteriously and dementedly described James Delingpole as ‘the best pollster in Britain’. Of course, the only thing Delingpole is any good at is mistaking Twitter for Google when looking for pictures of rutting dogs. pic.twitter.com/dPgCBnv0TR

— David (@davidclewis) November 8, 2020

He's gone golfing again. I'd be cool with him doing nothing else until Jan 20.

Tbf it is a REALLY nice day in Virginia

xp
1 - let's defend your right to walk around with a fucking AR15 in a crowded space, you know why not
2 - you wrote the "y" in gay backward and then got patronized by a militant goon in raybans who is so proud of you
3 - wear a mask dipshit

He's gone golfing again. I'd be cool with him doing nothing else until Jan 20.

Come to think of it, wasn't 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' his unofficial campaign anthem back in 2016?

As I wrote in the celebration thread, I hope every day that he pulls a Bud Dwyer.

With a golf club.

that's why I say "hey man, nice putt"

The Sunday morning shows have settled on a narrative. Meet The Press had Mitt Romney; Face The Nation had Joe fucking Manchin.

But Twitter had this, so...

.@RudyGiuliani harsh noise set from the four seasons total landscaping parking lot https://t.co/1CxNgBJIdY

— greg davis (@gregdavismusic) November 8, 2020

I feel like this is a great trolling opportunity. The transition team could start announcing press conferences in ever-more-absurd locations, then issuing corrections.

"The President-Elect will be taking questions today in the back parking lot of the Wendy's in north Wilmington. Be sure to wear a mask because the exhaust from the fryers is pretty rank."

"Wait, no, just kidding, we booked a conference center space, because we're not complete fucking morons."

lol Neanderthal

Melania reportedly telling fuckface it's time to pack it in.

Last night I expressed the fond wish that we, in the UK and outside the US, would be seeing a lot less of Trump/Republican voters on our TV screens but, alas, they are still seeking out these fucking idiots to parrot their garbage. I suppose for foreign TV crews, polite and intelligent and reasonable Democrat voters just don't make good television and they'd rather carry on pointing and laughing at these Trump monkeys - that's basically what it's about, let's have a good old gawp at some crazy Americans.

But...isn't that why you're all here on this site?

To sneer at America? Sure, but the BBC and Sky like to pretend otherwise.

We were curious about what Fox News was saying about all of this and they had a big graphic that said PRESISENT-ELECT BIDEN while everyone on-camera kept saying “well, assuming all of these IRREGULARITIES check out” and then an anchor said “coming up, Geraldo Rivera to talk about the hypocrisy of the media’s 'come together' narrative” and I did a full-body NOPE

I lasted about 4 minutes. I have no idea how people can subject themselves to that.

To sneer at America? Sure, but the BBC and Sky like to pretend otherwise.

Ha I meant more of a general joke at us American posters' expense.

Melania reportedly telling fuckface it's time to pack it in.

Ha I meant more of a general joke at us American posters' expense.

I know, Ned.

What if ... Trump was the irregularity all along?

Melania reportedly telling fuckface it's time to pack it in.

v disappointed this isn't a photo caption

Give it a few more months. The retrospectives will be glorious.

My secret belief is that Melania voted for Biden cos she couldn't stand the thought of another four years of this crap