It’s Total War at Total Landscaping: “We Totally Won!”
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:23 (five years ago)
starting to be convinced that they're literally going to airlift the White House to a remote location and then build a brand new one for Biden and Trump will still give orders and people will pretend to follow them but will actually follow Biden.
so basically season 1 of Sopranos
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:52 (five years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
So the timing of this poll is awkward, because now we all know he’s probably gone ahead with “secretly move out a month early”
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:31 (five years ago)
'Covered in his own feces' is technically still a possibility, so I went with that one.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:32 (five years ago)
remember those hilarious memes from late 2016 where Biden told Obama about all the booby traps he was leaving around the White House?
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:39 (five years ago)
just need to recycle those now
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:40 (five years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
lol you sneaky cheaters
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:48 (five years ago)
(nb i'm on that list)
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:49 (five years ago)
Today, he went back to the White House just to spite ILX voters.
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 December 2020 20:09 (five years ago)
whoever wagered feces may double their bet
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:31 (five years ago)
thx
― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:31 (five years ago)
"Covered in someone else's feces" was not an option why exactly?
― i'm so into fping right now (Eric H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:32 (five years ago)
too many options - WHOSE feces?
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:35 (five years ago)
Zero vote options looking more and more likely
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:42 (five years ago)
fearing that tank
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:43 (five years ago)
He's been trying desperately for the last several days but, alas, he has yet to successfully flush himself down the toilet and out to sea.
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:46 (five years ago)
I'm gonna go with 'someone finds him hiding under a suspiciously lumpy rug several weeks into Biden's administration, rolls him up in said rug, stuffs said rug into a closet and says no more about the affair'.
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:51 (five years ago)
i think i went with other because "tank" was too specific
― sarahell, Monday, 11 January 2021 23:08 (five years ago)
bodybag
hopefully
― Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Monday, 11 January 2021 23:39 (five years ago)
Would be something if he left the White House the same way Cooper escaped the Black Lodge/Purple Room in TP:TR, by getting sucked out through an electrical outlet.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:04 (five years ago)
Hurry up
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:00 (five years ago)
GOT OUT
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:24 (five years ago)
with very little fanfare he didn't try to create himself.Laughing at the send off do's minimalism.But he can always try to blow his own trumpet, probably sound pretty bad anyway.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:35 (five years ago)
still time for him to cover himself in his own feces
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:41 (five years ago)
It is ALWAYS time for him to cover himself in feces
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:57 (five years ago)
Still time for novichok.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:00 (five years ago)
misread that as noise-rock, which is also true I suppose
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:07 (five years ago)
it's sad, he was a defecator
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:22 (five years ago)
he is back in mar a lago now for good right
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:24 (five years ago)
For good!
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:28 (five years ago)
phew. i hope he doesn't come back to new york.
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:28 (five years ago)
or bedminister. i like him far away.
or maybe not I guess, they are trying to prevent him from living there full-time
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:29 (five years ago)
I can't imagine him ever living in nyc again
Won't be sad if he spends the rest of his years being chased out of everywhere he tries to live.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:30 (five years ago)
he didn't really visit new york that much during his presidency. not a sentimental guy i guess.
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:31 (five years ago)
It's not for youNew YorkNew York
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:32 (five years ago)
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― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:41 (five years ago)
Still time for the percolator.
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:07 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/tomlyvC.jpg
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:17 (five years ago)
Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer having a good time in prison:
https://metalinjection.net/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-claims-fecal-attack-death-threats-two-months-of-hell-during-time-in-jail-according-to-jail-records?
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:23 (four years ago)
Sure doesn't feel like he left sometimes
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 July 2022 22:15 (three years ago)
Pretty sure they are still finding grease on doorposts at the White House
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 9 July 2022 00:15 (three years ago)
How will Trump leave prison
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:34 (two years ago)
in a laundry basket with no laundry in it and he's totally visible
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:35 (two years ago)
Shawshank redemption by accident
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:01 (two years ago)
I was thinking he'd go the Malcolm X route, and leave as a devout Muslim.
― clemenza, Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:09 (two years ago)
Hopefully in a body bag full of piss.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:53 (two years ago)