i think his business empire will collapse but i don't think he'll go to jail. that's my prediction.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:40 (five years ago)
Trump watches celebrations of his defeat as he returns to the White House from playing golf on Saturday. (Getty) pic.twitter.com/tj5YSYcWIg— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:27 (five years ago)
KM, I bet you could do some magic with that pic.
― scampo-phenique (WmC), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:30 (five years ago)
Make him roll the window down and have liquid thrown on him
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
Or just turn his face into a butt
Always has been.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
He looks like he just flooded his zone with shit
― Sam Weller, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:36 (five years ago)
i don't even understand what is going on here https://t.co/Jz7V7028WR— Maybe: Fred Benenson (@fredbenenson) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:41 (five years ago)
A friend of mine lives in Sterling and is the guy who reportedly held up a "GOOD RIDDANCE" sign at him this AM
― return of the jed clampett (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:41 (five years ago)
I am begging you to please read the whole thread from @fredbenenson
seems like a giuliani mistake
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:46 (five years ago)
If that's indeed what happened, then I can die happy.
I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good. pic.twitter.com/DTJIQGsKHG— Alex Sexton (@SlexAxton) November 7, 2020
― jmm, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:52 (five years ago)
Accidentally... or WAS it?
― return of the jed clampett (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:55 (five years ago)
it has to be what happened
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:56 (five years ago)
What a PR bonanza for what appears to be a small mom-and-pop kind of business.
― henry s, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:57 (five years ago)
sadly the sex store is getting more press than the landscape business,
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:58 (five years ago)
amazing
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:13 (five years ago)
Aide: Four Seasons booked for press conferenceGiuliani: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!Aide: o_O
<Rudy follows GPS, realizes it's Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel>
Giuliani: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:17 (five years ago)
Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:17 (five years ago)
it's just so funny that he tweeted the name of this business
Very "have the Rolling Stones killed" moment
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:18 (five years ago)
It’s Total War at Total Landscaping: “We Totally Won!”
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:23 (five years ago)
starting to be convinced that they're literally going to airlift the White House to a remote location and then build a brand new one for Biden and Trump will still give orders and people will pretend to follow them but will actually follow Biden.
so basically season 1 of Sopranos
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:52 (five years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
So the timing of this poll is awkward, because now we all know he’s probably gone ahead with “secretly move out a month early”
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:31 (five years ago)
'Covered in his own feces' is technically still a possibility, so I went with that one.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:32 (five years ago)
remember those hilarious memes from late 2016 where Biden told Obama about all the booby traps he was leaving around the White House?
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:39 (five years ago)
just need to recycle those now
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:40 (five years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
lol you sneaky cheaters
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:48 (five years ago)
(nb i'm on that list)
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:49 (five years ago)
Today, he went back to the White House just to spite ILX voters.
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 December 2020 20:09 (five years ago)
whoever wagered feces may double their bet
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:31 (five years ago)
thx
― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:31 (five years ago)
"Covered in someone else's feces" was not an option why exactly?
― i'm so into fping right now (Eric H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:32 (five years ago)
too many options - WHOSE feces?
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:35 (five years ago)
Zero vote options looking more and more likely
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:42 (five years ago)
fearing that tank
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:43 (five years ago)
He's been trying desperately for the last several days but, alas, he has yet to successfully flush himself down the toilet and out to sea.
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:46 (five years ago)
I'm gonna go with 'someone finds him hiding under a suspiciously lumpy rug several weeks into Biden's administration, rolls him up in said rug, stuffs said rug into a closet and says no more about the affair'.
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:51 (five years ago)
i think i went with other because "tank" was too specific
― sarahell, Monday, 11 January 2021 23:08 (five years ago)
bodybag
hopefully
― Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Monday, 11 January 2021 23:39 (five years ago)
Would be something if he left the White House the same way Cooper escaped the Black Lodge/Purple Room in TP:TR, by getting sucked out through an electrical outlet.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:04 (five years ago)
Hurry up
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:00 (five years ago)
GOT OUT
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:24 (five years ago)
with very little fanfare he didn't try to create himself.Laughing at the send off do's minimalism.But he can always try to blow his own trumpet, probably sound pretty bad anyway.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:35 (five years ago)
still time for him to cover himself in his own feces
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:41 (five years ago)
It is ALWAYS time for him to cover himself in feces
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:57 (five years ago)
Still time for novichok.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:00 (five years ago)
misread that as noise-rock, which is also true I suppose
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:07 (five years ago)