GET OUT: US politics November 2020

I was about to start parsing that trump statement (who actually wrote it, what does it mean, etc.) and then I realised it doesn’t matter jahahahahjaja

It means covfefe

Biden should give a victory speech and end it by strongly implying that he’s Q

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 6, 2020

It's like yr mom finally kicked your abusive stepfather out on his bullshit ass.

Trump could never turn his face into a heart

Okay that's a deep cut.

haha stevie

Congrats to Frackin' Joe and his cop sidekick!

/Morbs

oh I am totally ready to start holding Biden's feet to the fire

you lie like a kite, stevie!

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH how hard it is to beat an incumbent president in modern history.

In US history, only an avg. 30% of presidents have gone two terms. Since Reagan, until now, it was 80%.

Only George H.W. Bush was defeated.

And now Trump.

— Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDNews) November 7, 2020

the thing about qanon I don’t get: if I was a slightly less brain damaged qanon believer, wouldn’t I eventually conclude that Q must be Trump himself?

fuck donald trump forever

i just realized he will never have a happy or content day for the rest of his life

Also, he hasn't had one up to now either.

we were so unfair to him, really

Sad

The abusive stepfather comparison is apt. He wasn’t governing; he was tormenting us these past four years. His chaos, his resentment, his love of transgression, division—he forced it on us. It’s the only way he knew how to relate to people.

Now we can start again. The entrenched problems remain, but we are no longer being held captive by a sadistic man-child and that is a big difference.

big man should have started a war. biden won't make his mistake

Xp Well said treesh

[xp to the "Trump is Q" comment]
And losing is just another move in the 7-level chess fight against Deep State.

Stacey Abrams passed the torch---now two Democrats in Senatorial run-offs---in the Deep-ass South, this is huge, and even if they don't win, the story will continue. Also: Lindsay had to sweat, and that will continue (reportedly "prevailed upon" to defend and cheer Trump's last stand---now what, old kid?)

press conference is going great 👍 pic.twitter.com/jxZJXzJPZ4

— chris (@MrTooDamnChris) November 7, 2020

oh I am totally ready to start holding Biden's feet to the fire

― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Saturday, November 7, 2020 11:55 AM

OTM

My mom said that stacey abrams should be appointed head of the DNC. I think this would be a good role.

Jeb congratulated Biden

Rudy bot gettin rusty

That guy is weird

Man, treeship otm.

Lol

BBC reporter in a scrum:
“Mr Biden, a word for the BBC!?!”

Biden: “BBC? I’m Irish!”

— Golnar Motevalli (@golnarM) November 7, 2020

Lol @ Rudy. What I wanted for so long is happening: objective reality smacking these gaslighters in the face.

Bad sign for the brexiters xp

Saw and loled despite myself. Mayo needs to get working on the service station already!

And yeah, Biden’s piss-boiling qualities for the fucking Tories is a real benefit and I support him in it.

So Biden is only the ... third ever non-protestant president? And Harris's first husband (another first!) is Jewish (another another first!).

i can't wait to saunter into Orlando tonight, which is a blue city, but there will probably be some Qanon Trumper somewhere downtown getting interviewed, and I will feel emboldened to take whatever .25 cent posterboard sign he made and rip it in half

Just watching ITN's coverage of street celebrations. Lots of "Fuck Trump" signs, I guess there will be apologies...

So Biden is only the ... third ever non-protestant president?

I was under the impression Kennedy was the only other one, but I might be wrong!

So Biden is only the ... third ever non-protestant president?

Kennedy and who else?

Xpost to myself continuing.... Yep, there it was.

You forgot the Muslim

Obama is a shiite muslim/satanist according to OANN.

damn, too slow

he's the second Kenyan President, the first amphibious President, also the third shortstop President

The scene outside the Tennessee Capitol, where a crowd of 100+ Trump supporters are shouting “Fox News sucks!” pic.twitter.com/pKujSJBnDt

— Natalie Allison (@natalie_allison) November 7, 2020

xpost Nixon was Quaker. Wait is that protestant?

Depends on the Quaker, I think?

This is so goddamn perfect.

found @electrolemon pic.twitter.com/gdHPUk6tU4

— addie weyrich (@addieyomind) November 7, 2020

Matt Gaetz got the 'rona

fuck John Kasich

“The Democrats have to make it clear to the far-left that they almost cost him this election."

Show some respect to your next Secretary of the Interior.

no he has the ANTIBODIES get it right!111!!111!!!1!