TIL = Today I Learned
― Meet the Anti-Monks! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 November 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
Excellent meta-TILing
― Alba, Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link
Swag stands for βstuff we all getβ β thanks NYT crossword
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 9 November 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
Wait! I misread the clue, thatβs not true. NEVER MIND ITS BEEN A WEEK
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 9 November 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
^classic example of a backronym
― unregistered, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link
it took an emoji-filled tweet to tip me off that Herbert Hoover's VP had Native American ancestry:
History of US Vice Presidents:π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄πΌπ΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π©πΎ— Sarah DEMOCRACY IS BACK Parcak (@indyfromspace) November 7, 2020
Born on January 25, 1860, in Topeka, Kansas Territory, before its admission as a state in January 1861, Charles Curtis had roughly β3/8 Native American ancestry and β5/8 European American. His mother, Ellen Papin (also spelled Pappan), was Kaw, Osage, Potawatomi, and French. His father, Orren Curtis, was of English, Scots, and Welsh ancestry. On his mother's side, Curtis was a descendant of chief White Plume of the Kaw Nation and chief Pawhuska of the Osage.
― unregistered, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link
people keep failing to mention that she is also the first not-bald VP
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link
it's a red letter day for the haired
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 01:03 (three years ago) link
Saw a similar meme that had a fly on Pence
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link
Curtis was no friend to his own people, unfortunately.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link
tbf he wasn't 100% to blame for the legislation that bears his name (source: I just learned about it on Wikipedia):
While serving as a Representative, Curtis sponsored and helped pass the Curtis Act of 1898; it extended the Dawes Act to the Five Civilized Tribes of Indian Territory. As such, it ended their self-government and provided for allotment of communal land to individual households of tribal members, after they were registered on official rolls. It limited their tribal courts and government. Any lands not allotted were to be considered surplus by the federal government, which sold plots to non-Natives. Implementation of this act completed the extinguishing of tribal land titles in Indian TerritoryIn the usual fashion, by the time the bill HR 8581 had gone through five revisions in committees in both the House of Representatives and the Senate, there was little left of Curtis' original draft. In his hand-written autobiography, Curtis noted having been unhappy with the final version of the Curtis Act. He believed that the Five Civilized Tribes needed to make changes. He thought that the way ahead for Native Americans was through education and use of both their and the majority cultures, but he also had hoped to give more support to Native American transitions.
In the usual fashion, by the time the bill HR 8581 had gone through five revisions in committees in both the House of Representatives and the Senate, there was little left of Curtis' original draft. In his hand-written autobiography, Curtis noted having been unhappy with the final version of the Curtis Act. He believed that the Five Civilized Tribes needed to make changes. He thought that the way ahead for Native Americans was through education and use of both their and the majority cultures, but he also had hoped to give more support to Native American transitions.
(also tbf his response has a whiff of, "I wanted it to be slightly oppressive, but that's a bit much, chaps")
― unregistered, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link
alternatively it means "shitty wild ass guess"
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link
Scooby wiggles ass grotesquely
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link
The stupidest bacronym I ever heard was during a boat trip on the Thames when the tour guide proudly announced to his audience of mainly Chinese tourists that "wharf" stood for "warehouse at river front".
― mahb, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link
I've been calling the Buddhist zen slap stick the wrong thing for years, thought it wasa ku stick turns out its Keisaku or kyosaku.Loved the idea of the one revalatory moment where you are woken up from not connecting 2 ideas by having a quick slap from the master's meditation aid.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keisaku
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 11:41 (three years ago) link
Iβve always heard it as βscientific wild ass guessβ because thatβs funnier.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
tony from "west side story" and ben horne from "twin peaks" are the same guy!
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
wait till you find out about Riff
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
omg
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
Easy, Action!
― An Andalusian Do-rag (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link
I was today years old when I read this tweet. I wonder if Charlie can sweat.
I was today years old when I learned that Charles was 29 when he met a 16 year old Diana and said "I remember thinking what a very jolly and amusing and attractive 16-year-old she wasβ pic.twitter.com/QdlsnmaVNq— Sorcha NΓ Nia (@Luiseach) November 15, 2020
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Monday, 16 November 2020 09:11 (three years ago) link
ok wow. had no idea
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Monday, 16 November 2020 09:29 (three years ago) link
Axl Rose is an anagram of 'oral sex'.
A quick search reveals that this piece of information has been on the record on ILM since 2001 (pre-9/11 in fact) and I assume everyone who was a teenager when Guns 'N Roses hit the big time has always been in the know, but yeah, for me today is that day.
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 10:41 (three years ago) link
also, it's Guns N' Roses. #newinformationoverload
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 10:43 (three years ago) link
"axl rose is an anagram for oral sex"w. axl rose is an anagram for oral swexβ β|β΅|β (sic), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:07 PM (eight years ago)
w. axl rose is an anagram for oral swex
β β|β΅|β (sic), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:07 PM (eight years ago)
― @oneposter (πΉ) (sic), Monday, 16 November 2020 10:59 (three years ago) link
Swex Child oβ Mine
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 12:13 (three years ago) link
my michelle is an anagram for "chilly meme"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 November 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
Just heard 'Soul Makossa' for the first time, then researched and unsurprisingly discovered that Michael Jackson settled out of court with Manu Dibango.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 November 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link
The life expectancy of a gray squirrel is 10 years but the average life span is 18 months. An old squirrel would be 4 years old. An estimated 15 to 25 percent of young squirrels survive their first year. After the first year there is a 50 to 70 percent survival rate. About 1 percent of squirrels in a given year will survive longer than 5 years.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 November 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
there's a reason why squirrels always look like they got caught stealing the golden acorn. they live in a state of perpetual terror
― @oneposter(βοΈ) (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 November 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link
Aka, "acting squirrelly."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 November 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link
(.)(.)
^squirrel eyes
― @oneposter(βοΈ) (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 November 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
last month someone posted a photo on nextdoor of an eastern rat snake strangling a squirrel in a park like a mile from my house. that is when i learned we have eastern rat snakes in my neighborhood and that they attack squirrels :(
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 16 November 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
Also just heard Joe Cocker's 'Woman to Woman' for the first time! Never would've guessed Cocker as the source of that famous hip hop sample (I'll let you check it out and surprise yourself if you're unaware).
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 November 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link
squirrels always look like they got caught stealing
once when I was five
― coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 November 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
(I'll let you check it out and surprise yourself if you're unaware).
GTA: San Andreas came out over 15 years ago, dude.
― pplains, Monday, 16 November 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link
;-)
― pplains, Monday, 16 November 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link
How does any of that add up to a ten year life expectancy? They would all live longer if they didn't die? If the average life span is 18 months the life expectancy is 18 months.
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Monday, 16 November 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link
i am confused by that, too. interpreted it to mean that if you let a squirrel live in your house with no predators, three hots and a cot, etc., it would live to 10 years old. but that's not how squirrels lives go so why say that?
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 16 November 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
yeah fuck that, any squirrel living under my roof gets a job
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 November 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link
loads of them get killed by dogs ime. Not my own dog, he's a big slow labbie with no killer instinct.
― calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link
my cat acts like a squirrel and she's 11 years old
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 16 November 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link
I think there's been a move to frame all life expectancies as "life expectancy post infancy", as citing average life expectancy has led to ahistorical takes on human societies. Like the idea that people only lived to their thirties in the Middle Ages, when that average is skewed by high infant mortality. So, uh, I guess they're doing the same thing with squirrels?
― emil.y, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
the idea that people only lived to their thirties in the Middle Ages, when that average is skewed by high infant mortality.
Well hell. At least I'm inside the right thread.
― pplains, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
this is the info on squirrels that always shocked me:https://ssec.si.edu/stemvisions-blog/why-do-squirrels-bury-nuts-and-other-mysteries
While it might be frustrating for squirrels to lose their carefully hidden nuts, it can be beneficial for other organisms. In particular, it can help the forest itself! A study done at the University of Richmond cites that squirrels fail to recover up to 74% of the nuts they bury. This misplacing of so many acorns (the seeds of oak trees), the study says, is likely responsible for oak forest regeneration. When squirrels misplace these buried acorns they allow for these seeds to eventually grow into full oak trees! The squirrelsβ habit of widespread caching is also important to the growth of the forest, as it allows the genetic information to spread far.
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
ha, i learned that a while ago when i became really interested in squirrels and their acorn burying, found this bbc video alsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdSmFXdbMo
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 16 November 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
xpost Heh, "nuts."
To this day I still don't know what squirrel poop looks like. There must be loads of it out there.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 November 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link
xpost Holy shit, I want a robot squirrel now!
My daughter actually trained a squirrel to come by for snacks over the summer. Our cat did not give a shit, and just let it hop all around, inches away.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 November 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link
Oh god, those Spy in the Wild covert ops robots are hilarious/creepy af.
squirrels fail to recover up to 74% of the nuts they bury
I giggled at this for far too long. I am a child.
― emil.y, Monday, 16 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
My niece and nephew are Australian, and when they came to visit the first time they were just fascinated with squirrels, which I found really charming, as their country is rife with all these exotic and colorful creatures, and yet it's the most quotidian of animals here they found the most entrancing. I mean, even if wombats and kangaroos are their equivalents, those creatures are just so much bigger and weirder! imo.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 November 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link