GET OUT: US politics November 2020

is that a closet door?

weird 35 y/o texas republican who doesn't look like a rotted gourd

Unfair to gourds, even if rotten

conversion therapy is like fracking yourself

underrated post

lord if he had been jewish

1.6k likes on Briscoe's tweet, 7,000 quote tweets dunking on him

double conversion, that would be something

Kevin McCarthy openly stating Trump won

Eastern bloc bootleg Elijah Wood

who had Converted Elijah Wood Renegade Lawyer on their post-election aftermath bingo card?

xp

lol MatthewK, i had juuust scanned the thread to make sure no one had pointed out Elijah Wood yet :)

There's a part of me that feels uncomfortable dunking on a guy who is probably living a lie of a life.

Then there's another part of me that hopes he drowns in shit.

If he was living a married lie due to family pressure, sure, the former. If he got elected campaigning on anti-trans hate bills and is cosplaying civil war now, let the dunks flow.

There's a part of me that feels uncomfortable dunking on a guy who is probably living a lie of a life.

Then there's another part of me that hopes he drowns in shit.

― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, November 6, 2020 10:37 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

at some point the lie becomes the truth, you know? i feel sorry for 17-year-old briscoe cain not 35-year-old briscoe cain

I mean cv has got to be some monumentally traumatic shit but homie

pic.twitter.com/hkRZtULQRw

— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) November 6, 2020

Forreals. I feel bad for folks that get caught up in the conversion therapy machine. I do not feel bad about those who weaponize anti-LGBTQ sentiment to attain public office. Go fuck yourself.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Nu0AAOSw~BFcyQFl/s-l1600.jpg

When is Trump gonna arrest the Dem Pedo Cabal? Time's a wasting.

"[A White House] lid was called at 5:42 p.m."

— j.d. durkin (@jiveDurkey) November 6, 2020

i think part of the deal with conversion therapy is you get charged up with head-fuck tnt to forever prove that you're a straight man at all costs and given the ideal of 'straight man' in texas or american society in general everything he's doing makes sense .. it's just very obviously based on a desperate need to not be gay that's also seized on and encouraged by the conservative political hate machine, so it comes out like a funhouse mirror version, which is just funny but can also give criticism homophobic overtones. the sheer force of desperation is exactly balanced out by the sheer force of inhabiting the role. ime that's constantly breaking down but some people have deep reserves of endurance i guess.

Briscoe Cain's wife's name is Bergundi.

But everyone just calls her Bergie

#BergieBros

Feel the Berg

damn, killfiled

are we sure Briscoe Cain isn't another one of Malachi Love-Robinson's disguises

just for that I'm not going to go to the new Bond movie this weekend

Trump adviser said Giuliani and others in inner circle are enabling the president as he refuses to grasp the reality that the WH is slipping away. "People are enabling him," adviser said, calling situation inside WH right now "chaos."

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) November 6, 2020

all this Criscoe Bain stuff is still relevant to the thread title I guess

damn, killfiled

― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Friday, November 6, 2020 3:01 PM (three minutes ago)

damn, thread moving fast. sorry :``(

tbh it was worth noting again

Trump adviser said Giuliani and others in inner circle are enabling the president as he refuses to grasp the reality that the WH is slipping away. "People are enabling him," adviser said, calling situation inside WH right now "chaos."

Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2016

Oh no not chaos in the white house

pft, the fuck does Putin know about losing.

do tabulators work on weekends?

Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming https://t.co/hGxPyyAHNs

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) November 6, 2020

I honestly can't imagine a better way for this to end.

I’ve never wanted a rumour to be more true

Wake me up when November ends

Trump is one of the most predictable people on the planet but I really have no clue how this is gonna end

would be 100x better than him dying of covid imo but he's a pussy and won't do that

will tell a story the rest of his life about how he didn't want to hurt the secret service agents

Imagine how bad his bathroom is going to smell by the end.

Yeah he’s not doing anything of the sort

Omg it's glorious reading him cry about losing his lead

he's going to create an alt-right version of GAthering of the Juggalos

I mean honestly you know what we all secretly want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

Like I'm not going to front: if Trump pulled a Budd Dwyer, I'd throw a huge fucking block party.

from the Perlstein tweet:

Rush's contribution is that that the only reason the CNN and the networks aren't calling it for Biden (having already, of course, wired Biden's victory) is to force Fox to do it, as a ritual humiliation.

I don’t know how much stock to put in Rushbo’s media evals but this is kind of funny if true

I KNEW IT

you know what fucking sucks is that we can't party because we're all stuck inside thanks to this moron