GET OUT: US politics November 2020

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^ in case you can't focus on a movie

Heading to band practice. Hope it doesn't drop til I get back

Put on Dark Side of the Moon at midnight EST and watch Biden pass Trump just as "Eclipse" begins.

that would........ rule

otm

I'm gonna try it

philly very temporarily becoming the most low-key begrudgingly respected region of america was not a development I saw coming

— kilgore trout, tucker carlson’s mailman (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 6, 2020

I'm putting on The Shining... forwards and backwards in simultaneous projection.

The great thing about Philadelphia is you literally can't insult them. They take any attempt at insult as either a compliment or an offer to fight which is also a compliment in Philly.

— Deep Space Fine (@thisismewhatevs) November 5, 2020

My own Philly adjacent accent is mostly limited to how I pronounce orange, forehead, horror and water.

Arizona just dropped some more votes, increased Bidens lead by 410

Those are some *sick* votes, bro.

https://img.youtube.com/vi/XCawU6BE8P8/hqdefault.jpg

A sentiment VG can appreciate

fine. philly will do it again for you, america pic.twitter.com/37Ly5Y2UTD

— kilgore trout, tucker carlson’s mailman (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 6, 2020

It's funny and predictable that his big election ploys have fallen flat outside his base partly because he telegraphed them for months and months. He gets impeached in January for trying to gin up a Hunter Biden scandal and then he's baffled in October that nobody falls for it. He spends all year screaming about mail vote fraud, is roundly and loudly debunked, and then he screams it again in November and everyone ignores him. He's the Boy Who Cried Wolf of political strategists except there is no wolf, he just somehow ends up eating his own stupid head.

ahaaaaahaha xpost

ballot cancel culture

Boy Who Cried Wolf is right. And he's such a cynical, obnoxious, whiny asshole about it, too, even when he 'wins.'

I have a neighborhood friend who posts alot of FB, expressing disbelief at how no media is paying attention to the Hunter Biden scandal. Dude is not a moron - he argues cases in front of federal court often and wins them. I have tried to offer the Boy Who Cried Wolf explanation to him and he just honestly can't see what I'm talking about. WTF

lmao amazing

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill! https://t.co/4RNVBqRYBA

— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) November 5, 2020

He's the Boy Who Cried Wolf *and* the Wolf, which is a pretty bullshit position to put yourself in.

speaking of someone who is obviously feeding the wrong wolf

oh man it just occurred to me that the first news org to call the race is gonna have the most liked tweet of all time

no media is paying attention to the Hunter Biden scandal.

scandals work better if there is some shred of evidence they happened.

"oh man it just occurred to me that the first news org to call the race is gonna have the most liked tweet of all time"

I will join twitter just to like that tweet

I'll admire it from afar

Trump supporters: "Count the vote!"

Also Trump supporters: "Stop the count!" pic.twitter.com/ctyIop97gf

— The Recount (@therecount) November 5, 2020

EXCLUSIVE: Local GOP officials push Trump voters to cast ballots three days after the election, via @lachlan @samstein https://t.co/OpEhqf1E2n

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) November 6, 2020

^ claims to have a smoking email encouraging election fraud. ok. seems possible.

lmao one of the amazing things about this is that if there's any party that would actually rig an election in such an inept and obvious way it is 100% the Republicans

Mr. President, the good news is that we found the vote fraud!

I'm impressed that the Alex.github people keep improving their page even as we get closer to resolution.

I voted 6 times but I only did it to make sure everybody else was following the rules

Senator-elect Tommy Tuberville, who defeated incumbent Sen. Doug Jones (D-Ala.), made similar allegations, tweeting the same conspiracy theory that the legal counting of mail-in ballots for Biden is proof of corruption.

“The election results are out of control. It’s like the whistle has blown, the game is over and the players have gone home, but the referees are suddenly adding touchdowns to the other team’s side of the scoreboard,” the former football coach said.

coach

but it's also like the other team already scored, but they didn't add the points to the scoreboard until after the game because....

oh coach, nm

potential good news: looks like a lot of the remaining AZ ballots were drop-offs, which I believe have tilted more heavily D (considering the GOP's plan to invalidate late mail ins I would imagine)

these dudes have their armed stooges harassing vote counters outside their buildings, where do they think these secret illegal ballots are being snuck in from?

why would the democrats not also rig the senate?

https://www.thewrap.com/tommy-tuberville-dragged-for-tweeting-nonsensical-election-fraud-football-analogy/

seriously, if we were that good at rigging, we'd have a 100-0 majority

the hell would you know about adding touchdowns https://t.co/aXtUYNdcF1

— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) November 6, 2020

I think I'll put on The Shaggy D.A. because the story is remarkably similar to what's happening here

not sure the runtime will get you all the way there, can we get advice on this

i'm listening to funeral doom, because the slowness of the music will make everything else seem fast

Ya if anyone rigged shit it's the guy who outperformed basically every poll in every state

spinning DSOTM right now, hoping for a miracle

stating for the record that PINK FLOYD RULES

david gilmour 2024

some content while we wait

i thought thAT THIS WOMAN WAS EATING HER DOG’S ASS thank you instagram explore pic.twitter.com/oSBTliw10V

— ● Will Wiesenfeld ● (@BATHSmusic) November 6, 2020

better than the Syd Barrett in the WH currently

man "The Great Gig In The Sky" is so awesome

it's been years since I listened