GET OUT: US politics November 2020

There's Elmo in Philly again. Someone please tell me what the story is there.

Think the bubble was announced yesterday -- saw a couple of tweets about it. Logical anticipation.

elmo is ringleader of anticha

Someone please tell me what the story is there.

Surely you've heard the rallying cry "Remember the Elmo!"

Tickle me once, my fault... tickle me twice...

can Ned just call the election already? I think that's in the Constitution

Please Like, Follow, Ned and Subscribe.

Civil rights groups @LawyersComm & @CommonCause are call on Twitter to suspend President Trump's account. https://t.co/WCGaoY4pcJ pic.twitter.com/mORhYKIY6p

— Sam Levine (@srl) November 5, 2020

Ned Raggett reads the election results.

Ned Sublettecribe

Nah seems intent to Raggett out indefinitely

All of the above is true.

(I've met Ned Sublette -- a fine fellow!)

re: that Michigan court hearing, I'm watching it on youtube and the first few minutes are just people having hilarious issues with Zoom (video starts around 1:09:45):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELnXCQcjgWQ

Trump's lawyer sounding like an IDM track

damn Ned Wondertwin powers activate

Sublette is a cool dude

Here's a damning selection of stories; our next president needs to figure out - among other things - a plan for blanket consumer debt relief.
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/the-faces-of-americans-living-in-debt

I’m starting to get the feeling that no state wants to be the one whose count puts Biden over the top.

"You go first." "No, you."

Trump 2024? I like candidates that didnt lose to a political hack with dementia.

“Oh no, I wouldn’t dream of it! After you.”

Somewhere, Hillary Clinton is screaming into a pillow

that did not create the mental image that I think you intended

hahaa

all sweet and nerdy and then takes you home and etc

TS: Nates vs. Neds

more mates with Neds. less meds with Nates.

A vision, this.

From 538:

Another small batch of Pennsylvania ballots has been reported in Lehigh County (home of Allentown), and once again Biden is winning enough of them to possibly take the lead in the Keystone State.

Well we're waiting here in Allentown

billy joeks

I fully support them releasing one ballot at a time just to torture the Trumpers

I’m starting to get the feeling that no state wants to be the one whose count puts Biden over the top.

Yeah, this all has a big Queen of Hearts vibe.

Uh oh, this is pretty worrisome

Checkmate, if true. And genius. @martingeddes @HaroldWren11 @RealJudasGoat @1st_praetorian pic.twitter.com/TpNXVJWafi

— BoHica (@diebohican) November 5, 2020

Damn, I'm so scared.

lol

dude. Checkmate.

Spanberger on the Dem caucus call: We lost races we shouldn’t have lost.
Defund police almost cost me my race bc of an attack ad.
Don’t say socialism ever again.
Need to get back to basics.
(Is yelling.)

— Erica Werner (@ericawerner) November 5, 2020

*holds ballot up to sunlight*

well i'll be damned. the democrats thought they knew everything...but they forgot to check the ballot for watermarks..

6D chess?!? we are fucked

So Trump had the ballots secretly watermarked before the election and knew exactly which states needed to have this done, in advance? Genius.

That's why he's winning

speaking of

If I had to bet today, Trump has the edge, 60-40.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 5, 2020

Need to get back to basics, aka serving banks and corporations while ignoring the wholesale immiseration of the population

trying that on my new album

I don't want to link to the Twitter accounts that are posting it, but there are some hilarious back and forth comments in the responses to that SA tweet. Basically, a video of a poll worker counting ballots really fast keeps getting posted as proof of "obvious voter fraud" and when challenged to describe specifically what fraud is visible in the video, they just keep responding, "it's obvious to see, I don't have to spell it out". These deluded souls.

Georgia secretary of state: There are 47,277 outstanding ballots in the state

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) November 5, 2020

I believe Biden is down 12k. These ballots are mostly in blue counties.

Genius:

I never see people driving around with Biden flags, someone want to explain how this guy who couldn’t fill a high school auditorium is leading currently?

— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) November 5, 2020

one positive thing about Trump not having a dog, is that the dog would not be at risk of "assisted suicide" upon Trump's loss

He has a child with a dog’s name though

Donald Jr.?

RIP Blondi