butts
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
(not the explanation, but what comes to houses in boxes)
i mean, actually "butts" is the right answer on the poppers box too
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link
poppers + ED meds = death? How dat
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
ah OK blood pressure and bleeding issues. I learned something today!
feeling safer already
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
In a random batch of advertising I received in the mail today, MANSCAPED.
― tots & pears (doo dah), Monday, 14 December 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link
guys i have an idea. 31 COVID TESTs shipped to your house every month.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 December 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
Xpost they send pubes in the mail?
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 December 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
Every month a new “I Shaved My Balls For This?” shirt.
― onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Monday, 14 December 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
A box of FRAUDULENT BALLOTS shipped etc.
sure sign me up I’ll do my part
― epistantophus, Monday, 14 December 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link
Ghost Box
― wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 15 January 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
was really hoping that there was a service that will every month ship to your house a box that appears empty but is in fact filled with ghosts
― silverfish, Friday, 15 January 2021 22:27 (three years ago) link
think that's amazon
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2021 23:08 (three years ago) link
My brain will never not fill in "A Box of ___DICKS___Shipped to Your House Each Month"
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 16 January 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link
A Box of _______ Shipped to a Landfill from Your House Every Month
― thousand-yard spiral stairs (f. hazel), Saturday, 16 January 2021 05:36 (three years ago) link
any parents have experience with these monthly activity boxes? my mom wants to subscribe to one on my behalf.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link
I send a few to my nieces (age 3 & 5) that have been well-received: Green Kids Crafts, Little Passports, and Highlights Hidden Pictures. The Green Kids one seems to be the favorite so far.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
babbies
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link
mine are 9 and 12 so a bit older.. some of these look cool:https://www.creationcrate.comthe electronics ones in particular look pretty rad
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:28 (three years ago) link
I've done KiwiCo Doodle crates for my daughter, really neat, though you have to accept you're paying an incredible markup on craft supplies
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/06/02/automatic-renewals-ftc-subscriptions/
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 June 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link
Been trying out some amazing new subscription services 😃📦 pic.twitter.com/yJ6vBZPvdO— Ben Marshall (@notbenmarshall) March 29, 2021
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 September 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link
lol
― sarahell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link
"I spit in a cup and they say 'Yep, you're white.'"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 October 2021 11:57 (two years ago) link
Yeah he's good on Tiktok - he got a gig making little movies for SNL now I think??
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 October 2021 11:59 (two years ago) link
lol at a service where they send you a cup to spit in every month to track your whiteness over time
― sarahell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link
A relative signed my kids up for this Jewish Holiday box thing that (1) never actually arrives in time for the holiday and (2) just isn't that well put together, like trying very hard to be a modern yet child-friendly take on tradition but just not connecting with kids at all. But the worst part is that the startup making these (which turns out to be Israeli) claims to offer these for multiple cultures, but the other culture options are "Chinese" and "Indian" as though those are somehow analogues to "Jewish." A very provincial interpretation of multiculturalism that struck me as peculiarly Israeli.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 31 October 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/654200/taco-bell-monthly-subscription
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 02:58 (two years ago) link
i had taco bell last week for the first time in many years and.... it was kinda gross
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 7 January 2022 12:37 (two years ago) link
A box of boxes and packaging materials. Don’t deny that that would be useful.
― jel--, Friday, 7 January 2022 13:27 (two years ago) link
xpost one for the poster
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link
"Only 'kinda' gross! We're improving in our key demographics!"
taco bell pass would be great if it wasn't terrible and if you didn't need a phone for it.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:17 (two years ago) link
I can't help but picture some weird crepey dude with a closet full of uneaten, still-wrapped tacos
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link
doesn't eat them, just takes them home from the store and hoards them
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link
you never know when you might need diarrhea
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:16 (two years ago) link
you'd have to stock up over 3 days to make a meal. Otherwise, you are saving $1.60-$3.00 per meal, and you'd have to eat Taco Bell meals once per week or more to even make your money back.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link
but they probably give you a special membership card you can show off to your friends*
*Amazon delivery people
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 18:15 (two years ago) link
I once downloaded the app since they bragged about having some sort of secret menu on there.
It was crazy.
Secret menu. Achievements you could unlock. And then there were the discounts.
I was earning a free taco with each order, but the catch was that the freebie expired in 48 hours. Like hell was I going to go to Taco Bell even once a month, especially not three times a week.
They know what they're doing over there. Someone will show up.
― pplains, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:25 (two years ago) link
there's a section labeled "challenges" that challenges me to purchase a $2 burrito and get 50% off any $2 burrito on my next order.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:34 (two years ago) link
do i need to convince the cashier to give me that 50% off on my next $2 burrito order? is that the challenge? i don't want to get anybody into trouble.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
mega challenge: do this at the drivethru at 1:30am with the line wrapped around the block
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:36 (two years ago) link
challenge: give us your money
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:06 (two years ago) link
Taco Scrum: give us your money, weekly
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:08 (two years ago) link
JEL!!!!! hello!!
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 8 January 2022 11:48 (two years ago) link
Hi Dere Tracer!!
― jel--, Saturday, 8 January 2022 18:26 (two years ago) link
We might look back on the box of stuff era with nostalgia
https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23204950/bmw-subscriptions-microtransactions-heated-seats-feature
― rob, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 17:41 (two years ago) link
AssaaS
― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 13 July 2022 02:29 (two years ago) link
Oh wow. You can actually pay money to make your car's engine sound louder.
https://www.bmw.co.uk/en/shop/ls/dp/ISS_Offer_gb
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 15 July 2022 00:12 (two years ago) link
An essentials kit full of food, shelter and love.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 15 July 2022 00:25 (two years ago) link