Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Like in the sense of a form of "tactic" which is probably contributing to the confusion.

xp oh thank goodness.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 29 October 2020 13:55 (five years ago)

also...lol?

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 29 October 2020 13:58 (five years ago)

I knew the sailing term and had vaguely understood that to be the buried metaphor in "jibes with."

But if someone in my professional orbit were to write "jives with," I would understand it and not get all prescriptive on their ass.

Just to mess with y'all, though, you will often see it spelled gybe or, just for funsies, gibe.

Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:07 (five years ago)

I wonder how many Daryl Dragons there really were.

pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:08 (five years ago)

Putting this here because 1) Nautical words and 2) I love it.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/b2/b7/fab2b7a9724d2f54dc766ba16b3d8290.png

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:27 (five years ago)

Although having said that, my hometown has a jetty (built on fill/rocks/cement) that everyone refers to as "the pier."

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:28 (five years ago)

recently encountered 'unchartered territory' and 'pouring over'

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:38 (five years ago)

jives with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahoJReiCaPk

jibes with the correct uniforms being worn

Stevolende, Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

I only just learned that the Phil Collins song that goes "You can run and you can hide" is called "Something Happened on the Way to Heaven".

never knew the title all these years.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:47 (five years ago)

I got a lot of "things you were shockingly old when you learned" mileage from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape

my controversial opinion is that "duct tape" is the best name for the modern product, including the "Duck Tape" brand, but I'm biased by my experiences taping ducts

Brad C., Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:52 (five years ago)

Tim the Toolman Taylor made fun of his wife on Home Improvement for calling it "duck tape" as if she was an idiot, what a dick!

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

During World War II, Revolite (then a division of Johnson & Johnson) developed an adhesive tape made from a rubber-based adhesive applied to a durable duck cloth backing. ... "Duck tape" is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899;[2] "duct tape" (described conservatively as "perhaps an alteration of earlier duck tape") since 1965.

WHAT

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 29 October 2020 15:02 (five years ago)

things I just learned ten minutes ago

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 15:18 (five years ago)

Yeah it was originally duck from duck canvas. (Duck because waterproof, like a duck's back.)

Many have observed that it is not good for the taping of air ducts (because it is prone to drying out and falling off).

Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 October 2020 15:19 (five years ago)

In reading about duct tape, I just learned that the same guy (Richard Gurley Drew) invented both masking tape and Scotch tape.

Also:

The first tape had adhesive along its edges but not in the middle. In its first trial run, it fell off the car and the frustrated auto painter growled at Drew, "take this tape back to those Scotch bosses of yours and tell them to put more adhesive on it!"[3] (By "Scotch," he meant "cheap".) The nickname stuck, both to Drew's improved masking tape, and to his 1930 invention, Scotch Brand cellulose tape.

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 29 October 2020 15:25 (five years ago)

i thought it was invented by Sir Alec Fennemore Scotch

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 15:26 (five years ago)

Haha me and my girl were discussing peaches and herb yesterday (because she has this cornbread and honey candle and I said it sounds like an rnb Duo) and we discovered there were 7 peaches

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 October 2020 15:33 (five years ago)

There's a French word now, 'scotcher', which means to stick to something, and has also somehow come to mean 'to stun' or 'surprise', so you hear it ironically, when somebody says something obvious: 'je suis scotché' - i.e. 'oh really? you're blowin my mind over here'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 October 2020 15:58 (five years ago)

when I used to be a sparkie a "scotcher" was a private rewire or install or whatever that was usually cash in hand and done outside of work hours, at the weekend usually.

calzino, Thursday, 29 October 2020 16:08 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/7FGvRZC.jpg

i'm sorry, but shouldn't this be:

BY
HERB FAME
of PEACHES & HERB fame

?

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 October 2020 16:11 (five years ago)

ok i love the nautical word guide. if you showed me the four things, i would instinctively call "pier" and "jetty" correctly, without "knowing" why. but "quay" and "wharf," i had nuthin.

that the original trade term for duct tape was "duck tape" really is so amaze to me. i love it.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Thursday, 29 October 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

I wasn't sure what the difference was between piles and fill, but I didn't want to post that out loud.

pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2020 17:08 (five years ago)

Very pleased to have brought the duct/duck thing back from the ilxor hall of fame. Will have to revive another thing/think coming soon.

I think this is where it started, 19 years ago:

Dialling your own number to locate your mobile phone: Classic oder Dud?

Alba, Thursday, 29 October 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

First Peaches, then duck tape. Mind blown twice over.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

piles = vertical members driven down into the muck, historically wooden timbers and later concrete etc. your classic "dock" look.

fill = landfill. rocks, excavation, junk, maybe held together in a gabion-type construction (cages to hold rocks together), anyway creating artificial land - particularly common as a way of turning (precious, hard to replace) coastal wetlands into hardscape

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

BY
HERB FAME
of PEACHES & HERB fame

was going to say the same thing, infuriating

but also suggests the kind of humourless mind that might somehow alienate seven separate Peacheses over the decades

Un-fooled and placid (sic), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

Herb Fame-ga, “Peaches No. 5”

Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Thursday, 29 October 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

I really love your peacheses

Wanna shake your trees

Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 October 2020 21:26 (five years ago)

Herb even got him a white Peaches. Wonder if we can one day expect a Boy Peaches?

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2020 00:42 (five years ago)

Phil Lynott was married to Leslie Crowther's daughter.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 30 October 2020 09:05 (five years ago)

think one of my biggest pointless arguments in a relationship was whether it was duct tape/ Duck tape. probably over 20 years ago now. glad to see the controversy still rumbles on.

kinder, Friday, 30 October 2020 09:05 (five years ago)

well listening to the words pronounced its difficult to hear where the t is located if its the end of one word which cognitively makes some sense even if the physical act is frowened upon by those who would use it, or the beginning of the next word or both. & why would it be duck if you weren't aware of why it would be. So trying to make sense of a phonetic experience you've encountered gives a mistaken impression

Scuse me while I kiss this guy etc etc

Stevolende, Friday, 30 October 2020 09:09 (five years ago)

Nixon sent troops to Vietnam to distract from the duct/duck tape debate in the States

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 14:34 (five years ago)

Manhattan had more people living in it in 1910 than today.

https://observer.com/2014/09/manhattan-is-apparently-less-dense-today-than-it-was-in-1910/

nickn, Monday, 2 November 2020 02:45 (five years ago)

It is a Galia melon not a Gala melon. I learned this yesterday, in a shop.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 2 November 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

That when people type "whomp whomp" they're referring to Sad Trombone.

scampo-phenique (WmC), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 00:46 (five years ago)

Had that revelation in-thread a couple of years ago. It's not shocking though!

edited for dog profanity (sic), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 01:34 (five years ago)

Eyeball Kicks, I only learned that when I worked in the produce section of a grocery store. Probably would still not know about the 'i' if I hadn't.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 02:38 (five years ago)

Manhattan had more people living in it in 1910 than today.

https://observer.com/2014/09/manhattan-is-apparently-less-dense-today-than-it-was-in-1910/

― nickn,

Also perhaps surprising to some, Brooklyn has had more people than Manhattan since the 1920s. Queens has had more people than Manhattan since the 1950s.

Josefa, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 03:19 (five years ago)

"Wichita Lineman" isn't about a football player.

wasdnous (abanana), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 18:51 (five years ago)

Not a fresh one, but I was pretty old:

"Thou" is the familiar form of the second-person singular personal pronoun and "you" the formal one, so that a master would say "thou" to a servant and a servant "you" to a master, not vice versa. I guess I conflated "thou" being archaic with the distinction also being so, plus that in other languages I know, it is rather the familiar version that supplants the formal one.

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:30 (five years ago)

I learned about a year ago that the "ye" in "ye olde ___ shoppe" was originally just a spelling of "the" and was pronounced the same way.

wasdnous (abanana), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:56 (five years ago)

And the "y" had a dot over it, like a lower case "i" iirc.

nickn, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:37 (five years ago)

And called "thorn."

nickn, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:38 (five years ago)

I learned about a year ago that the "ye" in "ye olde ___ shoppe" was originally just a spelling of "the" and was pronounced the same way.

O RLY

(See below)

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:40 (five years ago)

They still use it in Icelandic.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:41 (five years ago)

It's true that "ye" as in "ye olde shoppe" was and is an abbreviation for "the" and it was never pronounced "yee."

HOWEVER, the second-person pronoun "ye" as in "ye of little faith" is not an abbreviation for "the." It is correctly pronounced "yee."

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:46 (five years ago)

was originally just a spelling of "the" and was pronounced the same way.

still is!

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

xp

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

By the way, slightly irritating to me that Bjork's surname and certain Icelandic footballers' names are spelled and pronounced wrongly - despite the fact that English is one of the few languages shares has the same th- sound(s) as Icelandic.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:50 (five years ago)


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