Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"pwned!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

*Legend of Zelda puzzle solved sound*

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

although Michael White arguably wins harder:

I wonder why people don't refer to a vagina as a "taco" more often. I like it.

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

-- n.a. (nu...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

It's cute! And what's more fun than eating tacos?

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

Shoving your dick in one?

-- Michael White (mwwhites...), August 26th, 2004.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Dad's right, Sis, you're better than Mom!"

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

IT BURNS IT BURNS

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

BUSTA RHYMES

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

"you're it"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

"1 comment by ned raggett"

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

but i think this may actually be it

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Surrender Dorothy!"

― DavidM* (unreal), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

It was a sacrifice the Island demanded.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

"...the American people have got to understand..."

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'M KIL-ROY

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

"You're fired!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

"The investigation will continue tomorrow"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

"Remember the name! *insert own name*"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

"FINISH HIM!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

i think "FATALITY" would be even better

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"

"Why is Daddy hurting Mommy?!?!"

"And..... way to go. Now you have a baby."

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

"no whammies, no whammies, no whammies...... STOP!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

I occasionally suffer from really bad coital cephalgia but rather predictably this just means I say the usual type stuff but in a different tone.

― jimn (jimnaseum), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Amen"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAinhkyS8fs

― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

ah, bisto!

― boom! i fucked your hard-drive (don), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Rereading this thread from the beginning is like stumbling on a pile of old yearbooks. Dirty, dirty yearbooks.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

"that's the least gentrified area of Manhattan"

― Sir Tehrance HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

"FUCK YOU MCFLY!"

― onimo (onimo), Thursday, 11 January 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

"a stunningly cathartic climax!"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

ONE INCH PUNCH

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

bah custos prize for me: shd have been "a stunningly cathartic discharge!"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Friend of a friend shagged S1m0n 4mst3ll who apparently said "Jolly good for you" upon impact. Not as funny as others but is real life.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

"I was too busy having my mind blown. Sorry about that."

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

"HAVE SOME FREE DNA!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

"All this situation needs is some CUM"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

"WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Nineteen years and eleven months of no sex...for this?"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

"WHAT HAPPEN?"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT WANT

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

WHAHAPPON!?

MAKKY! KAMMY!

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Wha' happened?

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), May 14th, 2003.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

-- adam. (adamr...), October 13th, 2004.

sorry, dudes.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"sorry, dudes."

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

"300 pounds of lard hitting a wall come to fruition at laST!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

In Pooh's voice: "Oh, bother."

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

pterodactyl noises, per that horrible pterodactyl porn video that was floating around.

"precious! bodily! fluids!"

― mh. (mike h.), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Play that funky music, white girl

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

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