ForenSix Opposition - Politics in the Soon To Be Former UK in Autumn 2020

Sajid Javid
@sajidjavid
The Left really, really do detest ethnic-minority Tory Cabinet ministers.
9:19 PM · Oct 26, 2020

^ fixed it in post

finally

I also detest a few minor (Keith doesn't give them the big portfolios) Labour shadow cabinet members and one particular mayor who are all from ethnic minority backgrounds. So go fuck yourself with with that bullshit game, Jav.

#FoodPoverty: What They Say vs. What They Mean pic.twitter.com/ljco3DLGSo

— DocHackenslash 2: The Re-Hackening (@DocHackenbush) October 26, 2020

Antonio Carluccio could have taught any of us some valuable foraging lessons, but it was about enhancing your meals not a desperate scramble for protein because you live in a collapsed state where the demented bourgeois commentariat classes deploy vicarious 1940's nostalgia to justify child poverty as a policy.

Bananarama
Trending with Sir Keir Starmer

lol no idea if this is good

so Kieth's mowing down Corbynite cyclists now?

ok lol i read this last night while pished and forgot :D

Keith's chauffeur said something similar I think, the fucker started a bit early yesterday!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElU5GGtXgAAxPoc?format=jpg&name=large

Keith's fanclub has logged on

somebody else on Twitter made that point, the melts continually called Corbynism a cult but some of these cunts would take a bullet SUV for Starmzy

"Y'all"? Joanna plum logged on to give us a li'l country wisdom on SUVs in Central London.

Corbyn, often going about on his pushiron was absolutely loathed by the leader of the Green party to the point she attempted a GNU that excluded him and included Tories. Check out MC Starmzy larging it about in his SUV, mowing down cyclists like they are subhuman roadkill. Get out of my fucking way losers!

Any other Labour leader would have twenty points on his license already imo.

there’s already a truther movement for it pic.twitter.com/lUtxmt7pCk

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) October 27, 2020

Only interesting part of this story imo is that he apparently left the scene before police arrived, which you’re not supposed to do? Or does it matter for minor incidents, idk, I can’t drive

Neither can Kieth

Pleased to note that Baz S’s strong performance meant he was one of the 7 runner-ups to go through

WORLD CUP OF WORST LABOUR MPs - ROUND OF 32 - GROUP 4

TOP TWO QUALIFY

— World Cup of Stupid Centrist Hacks (@centristhacks) October 27, 2020

I'm Backing Barry

just like with Bazzas 50 year political career, he always manages to plod on under the radar because there is always some other Labour MP marginally worse than him catching all the heat.

He is like the platonic ideal of a wasteman MP who's somehow wriggled his way into the cushiest job his meagre abilities qualify him for

in some ways he's even more objectionable than the dearly departed Frank Field in the sense that Fieldy had some pretty strong convictions, mostly Tory right-wing convictions, but Bazza might often get into trouble for parroting bigoted tory talking points - but I get the sense he's barely even sentient + doesn't believe in anything other than Baz Sheerman - professional lobbyist for hire.

It's the one thing Gary Sambrook didn't want to happen pic.twitter.com/PlxtiPURPu

— Spooky 'Client Journalism' Expert (@ClientJournoExp) October 26, 2020

I would like to emphasise the fag paper between appetite shaming and body shaming in order to continue to rubberneck this pile on

Some of those piling on will be straight up body-shaming wankers but for some reason the phrase "big dinners" is intrinsically funny

Really looking forward to the reveal that Sambrook wrote the graffiti himself.

Calculated manoeuvres all within a week of a young black footballer taking the government to task for not doing what you may well call a socialism

The Right sending out a distraction chaff drop that "The Left are the real racists" is a trick right out of Goebbels' propaganda playbook #BigLie

Sadly our outrage just fuels their game

I wish Team Johnson put as much thought into saving lives as they do into telling lies 🙄 pic.twitter.com/CvWJj36sm3

— Jane ⭐🌱✌️🖤 (@localnotail) October 27, 2020

Those who serve...their families?

It was an honour and privilege to launch the new Veterans Railcard with @CaptainTomMoore 🎖️

Those who served their country - and their families - can now get discounted train fares 🚆 pic.twitter.com/AFUMsBgGAy

— Rt Hon Grant Shapps MP (@grantshapps) October 14, 2020

You should get an extra discount for every person you've killed

Re: Gary Sambrook - I personally found the humour in the intrinsic hilariousness of the phrase, and the fact he posted it to complain about it. Onimo otm re distinction

THREAD: The ten constituencies in England with the largest absolute number of school children on free school meals:
1. Birmingham, Ladywood (8943)
2. Birmingham, Hodge Hill (7492)
3. Bethnal Green and Bow (7014)
4. Poplar and Limehouse (6954)
5. Blackley and Broughton (6421)

— Joe Twyman (@JoeTwyman) October 27, 2020

ehrc report out Thursday apparently

Further 367 people have died within 28 days of positive Covid test
The UK government said a further 367 people had died within 28 days of testing positive for Covid-19 as of Tuesday. This brings the total to 45,365. That is the highest daily figure since 27 May, when 422 deaths were reported.

Actually it could be delayed reporting, it's a weird jump

Guardian is claiming 367 deaths within 24 hours.

7 day rolling average is just under 200 per day and rising quickly.

which is p. much what Whitty and co said would happen if something wasn't done (to hoots of derision from the usuals).

Whitty actually said the deaths could be up to 200 a day in November if we didn’t take quick action, so we’re ahead of schedule

great british pluck in action

And those Unchained wankers call us lazy

couldn't be arsed to do EO2HO tbf

Chilling. pic.twitter.com/Tb2Ib6oix7

— Ghostface Kafka (36 Chambers) (@TheKafkaDude) October 27, 2020

Van Morrison for leader of the Labour Party...

The UK is my home. My business, directly and indirectly, provides employment for thousands of people each year. Imperial College, UK Govt and NI Executive have plunged us into lockdown destroying those livelihoods. It’s time they provide the roadmap back out.

— Van Morrison (@vanmorrison) October 27, 2020

"The Roadmap Back Out" has always been one of my fave Van deep cuts

Jon Stone seems okay. His Twitter account completely disappearing, apparently over this, though is utterly bizarre.

you don't fuck with big Keith, plenty of space for more shallow graves at his donkey sanctuary!

He seems like a good guy. Looks like he just got fucked off after a pile-on but when he spent yesterday getting into an increasingly involved argument with all manner of random reply dudes over whether or not it was morally acceptable to drive any car in inner London I did wonder what the hell he was getting into and who he thought was going to benefit from it.

Second thought was being told "we can all see you're dicking around on Twitter, do some work" but they still employ Rentoul who is apparently never off it.

If some of these Starmer cultists were as passionate about socialism as they are about defending big fuck-off posh tory bastard, fuel guzzling 4-wheel drives, then they wouldn't have voted for the creep in the first place!

Probably a hefty subset of War On The Motorist types in there as well.

it was a perfectly reasonable comment he made, anyone driving around London in one of them things is a total dick. At least some of the local Tory cunts in my locality have the argument that lots of the unadopted bits of road that lead to their converted farmhouses turn to advanced quagmire from the autumn onwards. but fuck them as well tbf!

I've scrolled past the tweet now but I noticed this morning that that someone's calculated that the cost to government of a week of feeding the hungry weans at Christmas equals half a day of eat out to help out.