https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElKmgapXEAE46QZ?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 26 October 2020 00:52 (three years ago) link
Begging for distance markers on the floor...
― Sanpaku, Monday, 26 October 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link
are you really willing to risk burning alive for this poo
― rip van wanko, Monday, 26 October 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link
I hold the rare opinion that Pinterest is good not bad and that it's all about how you use it. Case in point being my entire sub-board consisting of hundreds of cursed toilet-related images.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link
i love how your only hope to survive a fire trapped at the end of a comically long and narrow hall is oxygen deprivation, but that little window solves that problem for you
― rip van wanko, Monday, 26 October 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link
Designed by Mark Z Danielewski.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:52 (three years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41LIOcFYb9L._AC_.jpg
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 30 October 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link
i feel like my dorito-licking experience is the anti-matter of that cheesepuff and the powder protectors.
once every four or five years i repeat this gross story, but i used to lick off all the cheese on doritos, on both sides, and then stack up the dried carcasses of doritos in a plate. i'd stack them up dozens high, or however many doritos come in a small bag. this is all in a cafeteria in high school, btw. anyways, i'd stack up the dried out, cheeseless, doritos, then at the end of lunch, i'd crunch down on the entire gross dorito tower at the same time. they were so hollowed out that it would all squish down to one really gross, mouth-sized thing.
anyway, my cheeseless, soul-less doritos were the antimatter of that fresh cheesepuff above. and the way i treated those doritos - seeking only to extract the precious cheese powders, before obliterating the remains as a matter of showbiz - is the antimatter of using plastic to keep the cheesepowder away from the body
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 October 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
if stephen king ever runs out of ideas, you've got a doozy to pitch him
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link
The Withdrawing of the Cheese
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 31 October 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link
km that is horrifying
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link
also I briefly misread that this is something you do every 4 or 5 years
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link
at the stroke of midnight
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link
what's amazing is at the time, i was also really struggling in the whole "relationship scene" and was always wondering why because i was a Nice Guy
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:09 (three years ago) link
If only you could go back warn your younger self that it’s only the disgusting soggy dorito sandwiches preventing him from getting any
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
if i appeared to myself, then, i have no doubt that i would not believe myself
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link
How could the random, middle-aged man who just walked in off the street, marched up to his cafeteria table and pulled the gluey Dorito bolus from inside his mouth be anyone but Future Self?
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
what did you do with the resultant paste?
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 31 October 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link
is this cursed?
Wtf is going on here? pic.twitter.com/bHi5NRppcy— Tim Hendricks (@Saltwatertattoo) November 5, 2020
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
most certainly
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
every bit as upsetting
jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020
I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link
wtf
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
Based on the rapid decay of the simulation of late, I assume that these are just mundane dispatches from our near future.
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link
every bit as upsetting🐦[jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv🕸— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020🕸]🐦I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on
― Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link
the commonalities (crustaceans, knock-off nikes, sock stands, white colloids) are just vexing
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-11/11/22/asset/f5acba8d2816/anigif_sub-buzz-1108-1573510965-1_preview.gif?output-quality=auto&output-format=auto&downsize=360:*
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuzqFQAE1As
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
lol OL
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
Pretty sure the same person made both videos, but still...
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
sock stands,
if those are a real thing then I may be confusedisturbed in a different way than previous
― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
yeah this is unpackably disturbing in a way that requires me not thinking abt it because headache
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
https://bestcompressionsockssale.com/products/easy-on-easy-off-sock-aid-kit
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHeAwg3geSw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 12 November 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHiJ_dNn2u1/
― timber euros (seandalai), Saturday, 14 November 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8a/fc/4c/8afc4c18a9ecde6fb7918bcec2f0264d.jpg
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 November 2020 03:36 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-ams4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/125925882_190035526042348_7403252522231407771_n.jpg
(credit where credit is due, via esteemed ilxor Stevie Nixed on fb)
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 10:50 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/csyOLId.jpg
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link
Let no condiment be un-beered!
https://www.oskarblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Mustard-Beer-Can-Render-1.png
― nickn, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link
Beer in the new error
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
And it's a real thing (or a very well constructed joke).
https://www.oskarblues.com/beer/frenchs-mustard-beer/
― nickn, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link
this mural inside an LA boutique is the most cursed thing ever made pic.twitter.com/mxx3XQOR6Q— #1 Rachel (@rachel) November 21, 2020
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
this but with giuliani shoes
― mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mh5IxyL.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/uuG6DMH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/PhMeM40.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ug0Pi1z.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/bn5xFcQ.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link
wow yeah that's a heavy hitter
― fleet doxes (map), Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EnTpXEfWEAAxhbk?format=jpg&name=large
Is that cover art for the new Justice album?
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 22 November 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link
lol
― pomenitul, Sunday, 22 November 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/NSwcv21.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
Oof
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:00 (three years ago) link