"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

He sounds more and more Cartman-like as it goes on.

You remind me of the babe

What babe?

The babe with the power of voodoo.

Who do?

You do

18 Angry Democrats

"Trump says we're learning to live with it. People are learning to die with it" isn't exactly an all-time line but it's a pretty good one.

Biden almost made an unforced error by mentioning Burisma, but he's ju-jitsuing it okay

I don’t have poop in my butt, YOU have poop in your butt!

kristen welker is doing a great job

This whole election is a referendum over Hunter Biden.

were millions of people actually thinking of doing business with china? that seems like a rich guy thing

that makes him smart

Eh, she sucks. She raises "some people say" questions

I didn't watch the last debate but Trump is sadly about 100x more impressive tonight than what I know of it.

He seems like the Trump of 2016 with his taunty shit down pat.

sadly the final debate never moves numbers and usually is the one nobody gaf about

sadly

what was the last major election where debates actually resulted in a noticeable swing? (serious question cos I never paid attention to it growing up)

yeah she sucks: the questions are dumb, she doesn't correct his lies, and she lets him interrupt (ie showing "dominance") as soon as Biden's time finishes, over and over and over

a Thug. A THUG.

the modern concept of a moderator = "someone who asks questions and mostly gets out of the way", i.e., v much not a moderator. might as well use a piece of paper

yeah what happened to the muting? in the first few minutes he was behaving and doing worse because of the threat of muting, it seemed

"let me tell you, a few months ago, he broke into a certain area, people said there are gonna be problems, I said no there's not because he's not gonna do that."

the never-specific Trump is being even less specific than usual tonight.

in the first few minutes he was behaving and doing worse because of the threat of muting, it seemed

People are saying he's acting more presidential. Let's not bother to hold him back.

Because you-know-who (Who) did you-know-what (What?)
With you-know-who (Yeah)
But let's keep that between me and you

As in the first debate, Biden keeps getting bored and zoning out during Trump's content-free rants; his most relatable moments.

After the first section at tonight's debate, which was on the handling of the coronavirus pandemic, President Trump manages an early lead on speaking times ahead of former Vice President Joe Biden by nearly three minutes.

ok they did it, that's what i wanted to see

Bidencare: prevents malarkey

if the purpose of this debate to change things, trump is failing

the winner of tonight's debate is the word wherewithal

Now Biden is bragging that his biggest win in the primaries was fighting to protect private, for-profit health insurance. Fuck him again! #restinpowerdrmorbius

private health insurance is great, love my 65k deductible

Oh.. the Dems don't want fracking? Hmm.

i didn't realize harris was more left than sanders

180 million health care plans!

we don't have the wherewithal for medicare for all

#imwithher

Trump is setting up Biden to shout that he loves fracking again; Biden manages not to take the bait.

Barely!

Moderator is letting Trump carry on even when he's shouting over her now. How the absolute fuck have they not learnt a single thing from 2016?

He's still shouting.

louder than he ever did

a date called November third

cool name

so-called november third

it would actually be a date called november fourth

Moderator challenging Biden, who is not an elected politician, on why he hasn't made the Democrats pass a shitty relief bill that's been gutted by Republicans.

yes, she is totally in the tank for democrats

trump looks pathetic imo, but what do i know

From a lying perspective, Trump is even worse tonight than in the first debate.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 23, 2020

"I will absolutely consider raising the Federal minimum wage as long as there can be a separate, lower Federal minimum wage for Mississippi and Alabama" - President Donald John Trump, October 22 2020

It's hard to keep up with dog whistles but ... is "coyotes" one of them?