"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

It was clunky, but he's saying red states are getting hammered and they deserve help too.

Hasn't gotten nearly as bad as the first debate, don't know if mute is warranted.

And I wish Morbs had lived to enjoy the Giuliani news yesterday.

― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Thursday, October 22, 2020 7:15 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hopefully he at least heard the Limbaugh news.

bet Morbs buys a day pass to Hell just for the opportunity to kick Rush in the balls

Coach Conway cooled the kook.

they're lined with irresistible oats this time around

― Evan, Thursday, October 22, 2020 6:00 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This made me LOL

Oh here we go.. the 'emails'.

totally missed this quote from Monday:

Former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump will have their microphones muted during portions of the second and final presidential debate on Thursday night, the Commission on Presidential Debates announced on Monday in a decision that angered the President.

The decision came after the commission met Monday afternoon to discuss potential rule changes to the debate format. They decided that the changes were needed because of how the first debate between Biden and Trump devolved into chaos, with the President frequently interrupting the former vice president.

"I'll participate. I just think it's very unfair," Trump said when asked by reporters about the change on Monday.

What are you hiding?

yewww do. Yewwww do.

Guys, Trump WANTS to release his taxes! That changes everything.

Just making random stuff up about Joe

promise of some satisfying dopamine spikes from schadenfreude

fuckin' guy has to ruin everything

I think he just insinuated that Biden is the mafia head of all Ukraine?

Joe Biden once ate his neighbors dog

He sounds more and more Cartman-like as it goes on.

You remind me of the babe

What babe?

The babe with the power of voodoo.

Who do?

You do

18 Angry Democrats

"Trump says we're learning to live with it. People are learning to die with it" isn't exactly an all-time line but it's a pretty good one.

Biden almost made an unforced error by mentioning Burisma, but he's ju-jitsuing it okay

I don’t have poop in my butt, YOU have poop in your butt!

kristen welker is doing a great job

This whole election is a referendum over Hunter Biden.

were millions of people actually thinking of doing business with china? that seems like a rich guy thing

that makes him smart

Eh, she sucks. She raises "some people say" questions

I didn't watch the last debate but Trump is sadly about 100x more impressive tonight than what I know of it.

He seems like the Trump of 2016 with his taunty shit down pat.

sadly the final debate never moves numbers and usually is the one nobody gaf about

sadly

what was the last major election where debates actually resulted in a noticeable swing? (serious question cos I never paid attention to it growing up)

yeah she sucks: the questions are dumb, she doesn't correct his lies, and she lets him interrupt (ie showing "dominance") as soon as Biden's time finishes, over and over and over

a Thug. A THUG.

the modern concept of a moderator = "someone who asks questions and mostly gets out of the way", i.e., v much not a moderator. might as well use a piece of paper

yeah what happened to the muting? in the first few minutes he was behaving and doing worse because of the threat of muting, it seemed

"let me tell you, a few months ago, he broke into a certain area, people said there are gonna be problems, I said no there's not because he's not gonna do that."

the never-specific Trump is being even less specific than usual tonight.

in the first few minutes he was behaving and doing worse because of the threat of muting, it seemed

People are saying he's acting more presidential. Let's not bother to hold him back.

Because you-know-who (Who) did you-know-what (What?)
With you-know-who (Yeah)
But let's keep that between me and you

As in the first debate, Biden keeps getting bored and zoning out during Trump's content-free rants; his most relatable moments.

After the first section at tonight's debate, which was on the handling of the coronavirus pandemic, President Trump manages an early lead on speaking times ahead of former Vice President Joe Biden by nearly three minutes.

ok they did it, that's what i wanted to see

Bidencare: prevents malarkey

if the purpose of this debate to change things, trump is failing

the winner of tonight's debate is the word wherewithal

Now Biden is bragging that his biggest win in the primaries was fighting to protect private, for-profit health insurance. Fuck him again! #restinpowerdrmorbius

private health insurance is great, love my 65k deductible

Oh.. the Dems don't want fracking? Hmm.

i didn't realize harris was more left than sanders

180 million health care plans!

we don't have the wherewithal for medicare for all