karl what happened to your genitals??
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:21 (five years ago)
that was the closest reference image i could find for my chiseled, athletic body
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:22 (five years ago)
― superdeep borehole (harbl)
well, i knew this would come up, but i didn't think it would happen so fast. sigh.
let's just say the lawnmower got them
Xxp
*snif* and I feared I might leave this world without a lasting legacy
My legacy will be "butt concepts".
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:23 (five years ago)
i'm like dying laughing at that ilx leg/butt tattoo mockup
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:23 (five years ago)
tats look amazing though
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:23 (five years ago)
Impressive physique so many years after your NBA retirement.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:23 (five years ago)
One time way back, like 2002 or something, I remember saying to Tom Ewing that we should have a global meet-up. Like everybody pitch in to rent a huge house somewhere for four days. It was probably in my head but I remember his reaction being something like baffled pity.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:24 (five years ago)
calves look like they have their own butts
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:25 (five years ago)
Of course Karl’s AI legs would be the bouncerxpost
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:25 (five years ago)
Like everybody pitch in to rent a huge house somewhere for four days.
like the tik tok house, but the ilx house D:
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:26 (five years ago)
lol tracer
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:27 (five years ago)
i got an idea, maybe an island in the caribbean where we build luxury tents and get a famous caterer, and ja rule is part of it for no reason at all
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:27 (five years ago)
but with a little bit of fyre festival mixed in too, because who among us is actually going to take care of logistics, not me
xp
lol dammit HARBL you beat me to it again
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:28 (five years ago)
this place def meant a lot to me, real talk. i’ve learned so much from ilxors past and present. <3
― brimstead, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:29 (five years ago)
and received great comfort in times of pain from kind compassionate folks, despite my general worthless blathering across this fine board
― brimstead, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:30 (five years ago)
so like, should I get an "OTM" tramp stamp or ...
― sarahell, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:32 (five years ago)
lol
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:34 (five years ago)
haha
― lukas, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:36 (five years ago)
i legit started crying laughing at the ILX tattoos
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:36 (five years ago)
the leg tattoo would save me money on buying tights so maybe i go for the double leg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:38 (five years ago)
i always thought it would be nice to get "WE WANT HEN FAP" on my forehead.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:38 (five years ago)
definitely go for the double leg VegemiteGrrl!
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:42 (five years ago)
table, if you really did cry, you have to get the tattoo
sorry
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:43 (five years ago)
I tried to find a way to tell my wife that someone I knew, but only in a way, passed away, and it was tougher (in every sense) to convey than I expected. How do you describe ILX? How in the world do you describe Dr. Morbius to someone who has no idea who or what you are taking about?
aaahhhhhh fuck what
― kinder, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:43 (five years ago)
only nabisco could pull off an OTM tattoo imo.
fremme neppa venette in a cursive font would look class though
― rob, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:43 (five years ago)
I'm lucky that my husband understood what ILX was almost immediately. He even met some old ilxors in Seattle back in 2013. Donna Br0wn, kate78, The Reverend, etc. I talked with him this morning (he's at work) and he was like, "oh, so even though you didn't know Bill had passed, you felt something. Explains why you were crabby all evening!" He and Morbz would have loved each other lol.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:44 (five years ago)
he must have one. i kind of want to start that rumor, regardless.
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:45 (five years ago)
uh, maybe you can take your bullshit opinion to the "say something snide and disparaging about another ILXOR thread"
― sarahell, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:49 (five years ago)
― sarahell
dying
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:50 (five years ago)
xpost yeah I have a hard time describing ILX to people who don't already know it, as "message boards" in 2020 people either think you mean Reddit or like a Joe Bonnamassa phpBB fan-site which sees one new post every two weeks.
Huh, I didn't really think of it like that - it depends on who you know of course - a lot of people I know in the UK I know from ILX or Livejournal - but my wife (who's from neither) gets what I say when I say the death of someone from the boards hit me. I think it's people who understand that a messageboard about X will stop being about X nearly immediately.
I mean, I could say I'm from an online community, but that just sounds like FetLife.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:50 (five years ago)
Karl, I really did cry laughing. My husband used to be a tattoo artist. He might pull out the machines and get working on my full leg tonight.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:52 (five years ago)
yes that was an IRL lol for me as well
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:52 (five years ago)
xxp sounds like something a member would say
― scampus milne (gyac), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:57 (five years ago)
Lol, Rick Santorum was on CNN for the 5 minutes we watched last night and I tried to explain Santorum.jpg to my wife and . . . well you know the look.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:04 (five years ago)
My husband knows about ILX, but the idea of message boards or anything else online flies over his head. He only recently stopped referring to everything I do online as either "texting " or "downloading."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:12 (five years ago)
We're blagging on the intertube
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:13 (five years ago)
― sarahell, Thursday, October 22, 2020 1:49 PM (twenty-two minutes ago)
I feel like I always misread your tone, but if this is serious, I am sorry for the offense and you are often OTM
― rob, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:15 (five years ago)
What would an OTM tattoo look like sticking out above your wasteband?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:33 (five years ago)
Ugh, waistband. Why did autocorrect change it to wasteband? What the hell is a wasteband?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:34 (five years ago)
wasteband
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:34 (five years ago)
o _ ^^
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:35 (five years ago)
it's the collective noun for a group of wastemen
― rob, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:35 (five years ago)
xpost I thought that was a weird googly eye emoji at first.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:37 (five years ago)
Do you know what I mean?
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:59 (five years ago)
all my people right here right now
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 22 October 2020 22:05 (five years ago)
Appeared on this thread with a plan to say something along the lines of "I really appreciate loads of people on here who respond to posts and I don't really know who you are" (There was a point where I recognised people - could link posts to real names but not so much now)and then I read the above stuff. It would be weird to name people but ta.
― djh, Thursday, 22 October 2020 22:27 (five years ago)
i really love this board and i love all of you. i don't know what kind of person i would be without ilx's massive influence, but i know i would be worse off.
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Friday, 23 October 2020 13:59 (five years ago)
Same. I want to like crüt's post a thousand times.
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 October 2020 14:00 (five years ago)