"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

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Pushing back is more than saying "cmon really?". Anyone can do that. A professional journalist should at the least be able to say "you're wrong…and here's why!".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:10 (five years ago)

I think she does do that, as possible. But if she didn't eventually move on she'd get exactly one question asked, over and over, and it would never get answered. What's the Mitch Hedberg joke? "The thing that's depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:12 (five years ago)

I just want to say that I compulsively read and indeed post in this thread even though it makes my mood worse and accomplishes nothing BUT I did not know that perfecft Mitch Hedberg joke and so thank you for redeeming my practice for me, Josh.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:16 (five years ago)

He starts whining immediately about everything she says.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:22 (five years ago)

It's awesome that he's tweeting out all his worst moments, good job!

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

"We hardly even knew Barron had it" (covid, that is)

I'm sure you barely noticed!

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

If there were a fake ballot box, like those Letters to Santa boxes I see every Christmas, where I could drop my own fake ballots every day until election day, I would. Again and again and again until he's gone. Same for Santa, tbh.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

you've described the SB system

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

tweeting that out is giving me flashbacks to Don Jr.'s "here's the actual email where I was colluding with the Russians" stunt

best play would just to tweet "covfefe" again after the interview ends

frogbs, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

"full, flowing and 'magnificently brilliant'"

Next month's title, if "You're fired!" doesn't get it.

nickn, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

i swear to god, this is what they're mailing out two weeks before the election
http://i.imgur.com/0vxsNEw.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:43 (five years ago)

he obviously leaked this because LS said (of the Biden crime family stuff), "Sir, this is 60 Minutes. We can't air accusations that are not verified."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

okay now that's pathetic, holy crap

rob, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

Lol that is the most insane shit I've ever seen. Two weeks before the election!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

maybe our greatest accomplishments were the friends we didn't make along the way

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

Mollie Hemingway (writing in The Federalist) really appreciates how thoughtfully Trump has done nothing about the pandemic. It is among his greatest accomplishments!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

it's like me every weekend of not really cleaning my house, maybe i'd feel better if every sunday night i said "but think of all the things you DIDN'T get done!"

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

A stranger's just a friend you haven't met.

henry s, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:02 (five years ago)

trump 2020: he's done nothing and will continue to do nothing.

glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

I have never seen Boyhood (and never will). Apparently the song from this Lincoln Project commercial features in it.

A Democratic aide told me to check out this ad — saying they thought it was actually pretty smart — and what they didn’t know is that it not only appeals to guys who want to make their fathers proud, but guys who love this song and still think “Boyhood” deserved Best Picture. https://t.co/bbDblEZYa2

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) October 22, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

It's all about the notes you don't play.

jmm, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:07 (five years ago)

That Lincoln Project ad was like every ad for Ford or Chevy pickup trucks, only more so.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

the looming threat of authoritarianism is more like a ghost note, i guess

glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

I'd imagine the number of regretful 2016 Trump voters who think Boyhood should have won best picture must be around 14 ppl

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

http://quoteparrot.com/images/quote/i-am-a-ford-not-a-lincoln-129771.jpg

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:12 (five years ago)

- Bob Marley

fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:15 (five years ago)

fuck the dicks who run LP forever and ever, but I do appreciate that sentiment.

one of the few ‘powerful’ social media posts I saw after Trump won was an ex-cousin-in-law eloquently bemoaning how his Trump-voting parents had Raised Him Better Than This and how shook he was by the victory. resonated like hell for me, anyway.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

the commercial itself is eh, but it ain’t really made for me

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

Trump is the best musician, because he’s never played a note — on any instrument!

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

the commercial itself is eh, but it ain’t really made for me

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

Trump is the best musician, because he’s never played a note — on any instrument!

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

Trump is the best musician, because he’s never played a note — on any instrument!

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

Ugh, sorry for double post ... it wasn’t that good a joke

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

--Bob Marley

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

It's the notes he doesn't play

fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

Oh, sorry, that joke was already made, my bad

fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

That would be a good line for Biden tonight, as long as he didn't glitch and say it 3 times.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

Whether it’s not seizing power at a time nearly all other executives have, not launching wars in the manner of his predecessors, or not ignoring the campaign promises he made, some of President Donald Trump’s greatest accomplishments are what he hasn’t done.

hate to be pedantic here, but you can't include doing something in a list of things he did not do. framing "doing" something as "not ignoring" does not count. or to put it in mollie hemingway's terms, it does succeed in not counting

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

Sleepy HD

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

it's a triple negative! (I think)

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

That debate is tonight? Gosh. Is he going to toddle out of that one, too?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:29 (five years ago)

look, i haven't done single thing here. for example, i have not ignored my impulse to kick you door down and take your stereo

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

Here are my updated demographic splits in average crosstabs of live-interview national polls, w/ new @QuinnipiacPoll thrown into the October mix.

A few breathtaking splits:
- Biden now +25 w/ women
- Biden now +10 w/ seniors pic.twitter.com/XCbybZJdJu

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) October 22, 2020

In my view, the biggest "tell" Trafalgar etc. are off the mark? Private, district-level GOP polling conducted to make spending decisions backs up what we're seeing in averages of live-interview polls: Trump doing terribly w/ college whites/women into October.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) October 22, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:33 (five years ago)

Trump doing terribly w/ college

This is possibly where it all went wrong.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:38 (five years ago)

I'd like to think that was a telegram sent back in the day.

"Trump doing terribly w/ college. Stop. Suffering from dysentery. Stop. Low on supplies. Stop. Send napkins. Stop."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:40 (five years ago)

This seems like a good ad:

I’ve spent my entire career fighting for the middle class and standing up to the abuse of power.

Donald Trump has spent his entire career looking out for himself and abusing his power. pic.twitter.com/Vie5CP9wq7

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 22, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

I can't even watch it based on that disingenuous lede.

Sorry Joe, but you held a powerful political position for decades, and were second in command of the most powerful country in earth. You ARE power.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

table otm

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

There’s also the careful omission of the most vulnerable people in “fighting for the middle class”

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:17 (five years ago)

To be fair, MBNA was in the middle class of enormous banks. We had to protect them from the scourge of individual bankruptcies.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:18 (five years ago)


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