I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

Having said that, my enthusiasm for voting for Biden and against Trump can be summarized thusly: I would crawl through a 100-yard latrine filled with coronavirus to vote this year.

― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:05 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think that's how they've set it up in Tennessee.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:08 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

i also lol'd. that is a fine example of the sad lol, haha, because it's pretty much true

Possibly the first time I've assisted on an excelsior and wasn't the but of the joke.

it's butt

Of course. One thing that is not excelsior any more is my spelling and grammar.

ITT a butt

xpost It's

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Possibly the first time I've assisted on an excelsior and wasn't the but of the joke.

― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:38 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's butt

― sarahell, Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:42 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what can I say, I lol'd

Classic Morbs LOLs:

i think if you live to be 400 you might be 20% as witty as you think you are.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

You've already made it to 40 and are 100 percent as predictable as you hoped to be.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also I'd consider The Big Short, though not very good, to be a far more interesting film than Clouds.

― Insane Prince of Fals

Nah. If I want people shouting obvious things to me in a witty way that I'll eventually tune out, I want Morbs to do it, not characters written by the director of Anchorman.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE BALDING?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*sips wine*

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Laurel and Hardy for the ilx age.

Joan & Bette more like

God that's good.

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

^^ in descending order of preference

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

awful ass < awful cock < awful tits

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

we've just revolutionized rock paper scissors

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

although I guess cock covers everything

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

cream get the money

― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

akm
Posted: October 23, 2020 at 1:22:42 PM
everyone knows cat's real names are shit like Jellybelly and Rum Tum Bastard and Ole' Heteronormativity

Just came to post that lol

yeah, I read that one out to the cat IRL

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto)
Posted: 27 October 2020 at 03:30:44
If the Dems don’t pack this shit I’m going fucking tankie

otm

El Tankboto

How apt

--

Trump doing his best to kill off his Nebraska voters: For hours, attendees - including many elderly Trump supporters - stood in the cold, as police scrambled to help those most at-risk get to warmth.
Thirty people needed medical attention over the course of the rally, Omaha police spokesman Michael Pecha told The Washington Post on Wednesday. Seven were taken to local hospitals "with a variety of medical conditions."...

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:35 AM (seven minutes ago)

the quotes in the articles from Trump attendees all suggest they'd gladly die at one of his rallies.

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:36 AM (five minutes ago)

there is a Trump and it never goes out

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:37 AM (five minutes ago)

And if a speech by the POTUS
Kills the lot of us
To die like dumbfucks
Is such a heavenly way to die

― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:39 AM (two minutes ago)

hahaha

beautiful.

the first Old Lunch line doesn't scan ... flawed.

wow tough crowd

Just drop the 'the' in the first line, you're good.

It does scan?

you have to sing it in the double-decker way

What other way is there

Oh right I remember

but it should be "crashes into us" in the next line then

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/potus

Nah, the last two lines (and the first line!) are so clearly from the first half of the chorus that it doesn’t matter how you adapt that second line. It scans, adjourned.

after further review, the lol on the board stands. sarahell is charged a timeout.

(furiously scribbles notes on scansion so as to tighten up potential future excelsiors)

yeah but would you actually pronounce "speech by the POTUS" the same way you would "double decker bus" ... I don't think so ... you wouldn't accentuate "the" here ... y'all are being lazy

otoh -- "speech by Donald Trump" actually does scan with "double decker bus" ... and considering another chorus has "ten tonne truck" still rhyming with "us" -- it's like, why use "the POTUS" here in this lyric ??? sorry, the only person I would defer to on this is roxymuzak.

Hot piss on the tip of my lips
Dribbling down my chin
Hot piss nothings better than this
To waste it would worse than trump

look, we never thought we'd see old lunch political song parody again after "starvfishfish and covfefe". we're just happy the old lunch is back at it.

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Look I’d ban parody song lyrics from these threads completely if I could believe me

Thereby cutting them down by 50% these days

there is a joke and it never goes out

These days wins seems to post a lot
About the things that wins forgot to do

As ever I don’t know enough smiths songs for these to land

And I knew a smiths song
But it's so hard to know another these days

I was looking for a song and then I found a song

last night I dreamt
that somebody EXCELSIORed me
No LOL, no harm
Just another false alarm

Doctor, my posts
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to parody this smiths song?

I would rather not go
Back to the old lols
I would rather not go
Back to the old lols
There's too many bad parodies
Too many parodies there