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― jaymc, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:35 (five years ago)
Guys, not in bathrooms where other people were present at the time. WTF you think I am, a prominent legal analyst?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:37 (five years ago)
A journalist who masturbates in front of people is called a “Louis TK”
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:07 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6d5jOElAxs
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:08 (five years ago)
This seems to have been an accident not an intentional act.
ya THINK?
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:24 (five years ago)
I am very surprised to learn that esteemed New Yoker reporter Jeffrey Toobin didn't get caught masturbating in front of Jane Mayer, Evan Osnos, Jelani Cobb, Masha Gessen, Andrew Marantz, Sue Halpern, Dexter Filkins and assorteed staff and producers from WNYC on purpose.
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:28 (five years ago)
I’m glad to hear the workjerker has weighed in
― mh, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:58 (five years ago)
getting some tuomas vibes itt
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:01 (five years ago)
I wonder if cam sex workers ever get caught reading the New Yorker on breaks
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:03 (five years ago)
Itself a fetish iirc.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:04 (five years ago)
shouts and murmurs
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:12 (five years ago)
Department of Erections
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
Eustace Willy
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:18 (five years ago)
glad I have images off
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:30 (five years ago)
Dammit Hadrian
― they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:53 (five years ago)
Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle Jerk
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:10 (five years ago)
the years with toss
― mark s, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:16 (five years ago)
John Updick
― they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:19 (five years ago)
William Shown
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:19 (five years ago)
A gritty reboot of the Christian Slater skateboard vehicle, Toobin' the Zoom.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:26 (five years ago)
gritty? not what you want in that situation
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:08 (five years ago)
don't kink shame the Toob
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:10 (five years ago)
shame him for everything else, just not his gritty preferences
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:15 (five years ago)
https://cms.nhl.bamgrid.com/images/photos/309842964/1200x630/cut.jpg
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:16 (five years ago)
one time I worked in a bank and there was a customer in the card index name of Shona Dick, just thought I'd share
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:39 (five years ago)
“jeff hon. we can see everything”
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 22:23 (five years ago)
multiple posters thinking he maybe jacked off on purpose, in front of a collection of some of the most decorated working journalists — including one of the giants of the #metoo movement — is very 2020 ilx
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:14 (five years ago)
well I mean, he did jack off on purpose
he just didn't think he was on camera
like, we aren't subscribing to the "I tripped and then the next thing you know..." school of causality her
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:18 (five years ago)
-e
kevin k, are you saying it would be unusual for someone to get off on the thought of sexual gratification in "public"? Like, that's a pretty common porn trope.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:23 (five years ago)
smh man lol
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:26 (five years ago)
He might have liked the transgressive quality of knowing he was technically on a zoom call. But i find it implausible that he actually wanted to get caught.
― treeship., Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:27 (five years ago)
You can not want to get caught and also get off on the possibility of being caught.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:29 (five years ago)
Right. But does the latter put him in louis ck territory? That is the moral quandry that faces us tonight.
― treeship., Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:31 (five years ago)
Like, the most likely scenario to me is he was wacking it and had a "technical difficulty", lol.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:31 (five years ago)
xp
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:32 (five years ago)
That is the moral quandry that faces us tonight.
As an attorney, I'm less about assigning moral blame to him than never wanting to listen to his legal analysis again because he is a stone cold moron.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:34 (five years ago)
all he wanted to do was zoom a zoom zoom and a poom poom
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:41 (five years ago)
I honestly never paid much attention to him. I hate reading about law outside of work and he wasn’t even one of the analysts I thought was especially sharp. Someone gave me a copy of “The Nine” in law school and I found it very boring.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:45 (five years ago)
IN A poom poom
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:24 (five years ago)
pon de boner
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:25 (five years ago)
my typo with the poom poom
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:37 (five years ago)
You know, accident or not, someone who a) uses a 10-minute break to have cybersex b) in spite of the fact that cybersex and election Zooms both require the camera and c) not making extra extra extra sure you’re not beating it in front of all your editors and WNYC all proves that you think the rules don’t apply to you. And when you’re seconds away from blowing rope in front of David Remnick it’s evident that you’ve either forgotten the basic tenets of HR or you actively get off on flaunting them.
― Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:50 (five years ago)
That actually reminds me of a "Dept. of corrections" (or something) item at the bottom of a column in the New Yorker some years back.
From the San Jose Mercury News.An item in the July 12 News of the World column about police confronting beachgoers incorrectly reported what the beachgoers were doing. They were not flouting their breasts, they were flaunting them.
An item in the July 12 News of the World column about police confronting beachgoers incorrectly reported what the beachgoers were doing. They were not flouting their breasts, they were flaunting them.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 04:05 (five years ago)
So fucking glad I've never shared a workplace with man alive
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 04:43 (five years ago)
cool
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 20:38 (five years ago)
going on record, if trump brings this up tonight i'm voting for him.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 October 2020 23:52 (five years ago)
The stolen valor piece is a good example of why I'll always subscribe to this magazine.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/10/26/how-to-spot-a-military-impostor
― Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 23 October 2020 00:05 (five years ago)
It would take a lot of their staff jerking off on camera to make me stop subscribing, though I don't think I've been able to read a single issue since Covid.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 October 2020 00:19 (five years ago)
I only buy it for the articles.
― Alba, Friday, 23 October 2020 01:20 (five years ago)