Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Lol

at least you lot have something more to say than "we lost and Solskjaer hasn't a clue why" or "we won and Solskjaer hasn't a clue why"

Ordinary people talking about fantasy football is one thing.

But BBC commentators and pundits constantly talking about it, during coverage of actual football - dreadful.

It is always dreadful in all circumstances and I'm so glad that my relentless bullying put a stop to it on here

I made a player who was in a notably good run of form my "triple captain", but they then missed a penalty or failed to achieve anything of note during the relevant game - how could this have happened?

Furthermore, I bet a moderate some of money on a particular outcome of a match. The outcome was at one point possible, but then changed due to one or more events in the game and I did not win any money

Let me tell you about these dreams I've been having-

*sum

Am I the only ilx footy kru member still completely put off by the sound effects? Haven't been able to even half enjoy a match this rona-period. I just can't.

was watching on NBC last night and the sound effects either weren't there or were really muted. still think it's worse with no white noise at all tbh

BT have been showing all the games on one of their other channels sans crowd noise xp

It's quite good as you can hear all the players/managers swearing at each other all game

I don't get how the fake crowd noise in a visibly empty stadium is any less uncanny than just being able to hear what's really happening

they should just pipe through Google's microphone-snooping feed of every illegal streamer as they munch on prawn crackers and occasionally swear

The fake noise is dire and ridiculous.

I'm in favour of the crowd noise but they should probably consider adding canned laughter this season

just add Henny Youngman routines to Fulham's matches

Yakety-sax on repeat, idc. I just can't get over thinking "wow, someone's actually choosing to play the sound of the home crowd whistling in fury because of a supposed dive by someone from the visitors... does that make sense or is the one guy controlling the audio just trolling rn?" Not particularly helpful thoughts when trying to enjoy a match tbh. It's probably me.

best job in the world tbh

every manager ever - players are being asked to play too many games

owners - let's have some more midweek games in the weeks when no CL and a play off at the end of the season

fifa - we'll run it seeing as we're masters of probity

also can i just lol at chelsea naming petr cech in their 25 man prem squad. with vvd out lfc might as well name lawro.

The EA FIFA in game oohs and ahs seem more convincing and better timed. There must be a way to hook up the game to real time football feeds.

Maybe replace all the banners with green screen as well and have a proper fake crowd with pies and phones and and guys waving to the screen instead of the camera.

Cech even now probably an upgrade on Kepa.

[unintelligible battle fever]

Uh oh

this is, very specifically, exactly what we didn't want to happen

BAM3

bamfygol

fuck me how many shots has he had?

Southgate to stride out at full-time and officially hand Grealish's squad place to Bamford, in the form of a belt

I don't think Southgate could safely enter B6 without a load of feral men who think Grealish is their son instinctively swarming to tear him limb from limb

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I mean it's better than Bosko

During Balaban's time at Dinamo Zagreb, he had an incident with fascist salute,

this fucken country!

They're uh, they're a good side aren't they

27 shots, 9 on goal. jeez

Leeds tonight had 26 passes that were successfully received inside the penalty area. To put into context, Chelsea have had 60 of those in their first five games. pic.twitter.com/CirinIeEiX

— Dániel Katona (@DanielKatona17) October 23, 2020

As far as I can tell, despite six goals already this season, literally no one has any idea whether Patrick Bamford is a good player or not.

Bamfordowski certainly was good last night. Strikers mature and finishing is usually the last thing to stick.

utd-chelsea with theworst opening 15 mins this season. truly dire fare.

lol, how did Maguire get away with that choke hold?

Terrible match so far.

Utd have been the slightly better team

Ole's love for Dan James continues to confound

how that maguire challenge isn't ruled a pen i'll never know. look frwd to some bullshit var excuse over next couple of days
xp

"it wasn't a pen because he wasn't using the chokehold to make himself bigger"

This is an outrageous double substitution for a fundamentally shit team to be making.

McTominay is a crushingly poor footballer

"Marcus! They'll just spend it all on drugs, tattoos and Sky TV, you know that, don't you?" pic.twitter.com/wKMfWOslFE

— MrPaulRobinson (@MrPaulRobinson) October 24, 2020

idg coming to Old Trafford and playing for a draw. Chelsea have put no pressure on the defence at all.

That was fine, considering

Chelsea's vaunted forwards showed fuck all

Two mediocre sides who made no meaningful attempt to win, neither could have had any complaints if they had lost. A truly atrocious game of football.

— Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) October 24, 2020

Clearly not a student of the game

One for the purists.

You'll have all wanted to sit through our boys downing Team Dommy P in a gale earlier. No passing, no guile, just wind, rain, a goal from a corner scramble scored by Darren Pratley and a faintly comical og. Bliss