If you mean me, I can confirm it wasn’t!
― seumas milm (gyac), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
i'm sorry?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
Waiting in vain for all those ILXors outraged at Chris Christie being called fat to show even the slightest interest in this and several other posts in this thread. I mean most ILXors know some overweight people but do any of them know any Muslims? So maybe it's understandable that Islamophobia is not considered a problem worth confronting on ILX. Everything is fine, you can all go back to being sanctimonious pricks, nothing to see here.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
I see more genuine understanding and empathy towards South Asian muslims (amongst lots of visceral racism as well of course) amongst working class people on a council estate in a shithole like Dewsbury than from some of the highfalutin titans of intellect on ilx tbh
― calzino, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
didn't have a 2nd thought about posting this tbh, but I have already shitted up that thread once in the last 24 hours and did a very poor job of it - but was pissed!
― calzino, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
I’m busy xxp
― brimstead, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
The Quiet American
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link
ftr my 'outrage' was at fatness still being used here as a general pejorative term. fuck Chris Christie
also ftr fuck racists and islamophobes
sanctimonious pricks
hey mr 'do you ever know any Muslims' you dropped your mirror
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link
You're excused, onimo, you're not one of them.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link
lol
― brimstead, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link
Don't know what so funny, onimo is one of the good guys still left on ILX.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link
Tom I posted in that thread per your instructions but it didn’t go so well because I’m not very smart but thank your concern, I tried to do my part.
― brimstead, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
thanks for your approval tom but I think I triggered the whole fat argument that got burrito 20'd
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
Good work everyone, that thread definitely needed some cuntier posts. 👍🏻
― seumas milm (gyac), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link
(xp) I know you did, but you had a genuine issue with what he'd said, which he, being a trolling arse, doubled down on, so fuck him, I don't give a fuck about him.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
no desire to post in the thread but my jaw dropped, it was like a post-9/11 "we have to bomb afghanistan to save the women from having to wear burqas" flashback feeling
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
maybe if we knew which threads you wanted us to go be outraged and sanctimonious in we could get to our assigned duties more quickly
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 October 2020 11:54 (three years ago) link
xposts to Tom
You want 'Terrorists attacks throughout Europe'
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Monday, 19 October 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link
superfluous "into outer space" there
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
^^^
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
lol damn
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
Shout out to my phone for its role in making me look like i just started writing yesterday 🤦🏻♀️
― scampus milne (gyac), Monday, 19 October 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dk7hFNfU0AAyO-p?format=jpg&name=large
― scampus milne (gyac), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link
Everytime I accidentally have to watch or listen to this guy talking I think "some people don't get enough of this at Thanksgiving and Christmas so they need it 24/7/365."
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 19 October 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link
What did Nick Cave mean when he said "just to hide in death a while?"
― Federation of Inter-State Truckers (I M Losted), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
the song is about executions
― sarahell, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
fifty year long fart noise
― scampus milne (gyac), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link
by john cage
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
Washington Post:
James Randi, magician and paranormal skeptic who offered $1 million reward for proof of supernatural phenomena, dies at 92
Magicians, necromancers, sorcerers everywhere: "HAH! Finally got you, motherfucker!"
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
i’ve come to terms with the fact that this board’s taste in comedy is as bad as its taste in music is good
― glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
One for the truth bombs thread?
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link
Would be, except for the second part
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 October 2020 05:35 (three years ago) link
Lol, YMP
Oh, it was way, waaaaaay more insane than "someone on ILX pretended to die in 9/11" - what actually happened was that a then-ILX0r* fabricated the deaths of two 'friends in NYC' in order to garner sympathy, attention and compassionate leave from work - culminating in his throwing a 'benefit evening' at a Freaky Trigger club night to raise funds on behalf of two people who were very much alive and in Brooklyn at the time of the crash. Some ILX0rs even attended this event and gave money, before the ruse was uncovered.
*the ILX0r in question was my scary abusive gaslighting ex, forever since known as DJ Munchausen. He had every intention of just pocketing and keeping the cash, but someone *cough* alerted Tom E and Ptee once they found out, and got them to divert the funds to the Red Cross.
Whatever crazy shit you may have thought went down in ancient ILX days of yore, the truth is always way weirder.
― Branwell with an N, Friday, 23 October 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
wow that's one hell of a story and lol at DJ Munchausen!
― calzino, Friday, 23 October 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
When I used to work in the bookies there was a guy I knew who was dodgy af who had multiple fund-raisers to help his family because apparently he was dying of cancer, despite looking remarkably healthy and suddenly progressing from betting in fivers and tenners to 50's and 100's. And then of course came the miraculous recovery that caused much scandalous whispering and tutting in Irish Catholic circles but there were no legal consequences. Maybe we were all terrible gossips, but I knew him from school - he was probably a psychopath was my amateur psychologist analysis of him!
― calzino, Friday, 23 October 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
hi everybody, the slack is zooming at the moment and i'm the nominated shill. here's the link/portal to hell, please feel free but unpressured to join us
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/86760255336?pwd=akZlNnhIMitBa0s2VlVIa1NyOVd5dz09
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 October 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
thanks for that, NV, nice to see you
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Saturday, 24 October 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link
(and everyone else)
It was a good one! Nice to see you too
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 October 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link
Both of these posters who seem to infuriate each other are infuriating in almost identical ways. Both one note and endlessly consistent but separated by a semitone.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 24 October 2020 11:38 (three years ago) link
this is a thread that ...
― sarahell, Saturday, 24 October 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
never ends
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 October 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
We're so glad you could attend
― Fjord Explorer (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 24 October 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
I've met Bill Weber and he's lovely! I was talking about Dr. Morbius
(this is less second thoughts and more "not the thread for it")
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 24 October 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
I've never been to a casino. Is it possible to quadruple down?
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 25 October 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link
I don't know about casino rules right now could think of a good use for a few security thugs and le bench vice!
― calzino, Sunday, 25 October 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
Being opposed to war crimes is antisemitic now?
― emil.y, Sunday, 25 October 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link