Twitter C/D

the biggest problem with the internet is that it's always on. i would like eight hours of enforced outage please.

Would it be possible to tell if Tebow is suffering from CTE?

Americans and Brits squabbling about food seems to be trending (being reacted to) a lot more than usual on Twitter over the last couple of days and I have no idea what triggered it.

Bake off

ffs

this new york post thing seems like it didn’t go great

about as effective as when they sent robot ninjas to take out Robocop in Robocop 3

its pretty funny that they just tried emails again

tbf it worked last time

u gotta switch it up emails are old news, plus the roll out was very poor

Damn, we lost @theshrillest

Anyone know why?

Ezekiel Kweku joins @nytopinion as politics editor. Read more in this note from @katiekings, @marymsuh and @cgreensit: https://t.co/lScseDObjT

— NYTimes Communications (@NYTimesPR) September 9, 2020

I recognize this is good for the country but :p

Dud.

Whenever I do this, I think of flight 93 (9/11). How did the passengers decide whether to rush the cockpit/hijackers, and attempt to retake control of plane?

They voted pic.twitter.com/bA7F4AD6en

— Scott Galloway (@profgalloway) October 28, 2020

what happened to the plane

— coffee (@coffee) October 28, 2020

loooool

the plane was re-elected

you never hear about the flight 93 passengers who voted against rushing the cockpit

the green party voters wanted to hold their breath while rushing the cockpit to avoid excess co2 emissions

the flight 93 passengers who wanted to give terrorists whove lived in a opportunity zone for more than three years and own a business with 3-20 employees a tax credit

What'd flight 93 do, vote on having chicken or the fish?

Oh, wait. My apologies. I didn't catch the (9/11) at first. I'm so sorry.

wasn't really sure where to put it but the Thomas Chatterton Williams/Emily Ratajkowski thing is incredible.

Happy Sunday! Please enjoy this Thomas Chatterton Williams profile of Emily Ratajkowski in French Marie Claire https://t.co/OYZhXzaIUh pic.twitter.com/iFgROBYKON

— David Klion (@DavidKlion) November 1, 2020

She has since confirmed that this interview grossed her out as much as you might imagine.

Well I guess he deleted his tweets but I appreciate his complex views on cancel culture

you guys are just jealous that I got to hang out with...[Emrata tweets that he’s a gross creep]....uhhh a total freakin racist!!!! pic.twitter.com/FhHdmbl35t

— Dion Waiters, NBA Champion (@CTWritePretty) November 1, 2020

real rough day for that guy lol

If never read this before but I really hope this will be the last of my “she has breasts AND claims to read” profiles/interviews. Lots of levels of gross/embarrassing aspects to this but the attempt at a feminist critique at the end is maybe the worst part. https://t.co/5YVFgnn3WC

— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) November 1, 2020

i think he has to retire now

like this is some poochie had to go back to his home planet levels of public embarrassment, you just need to hang it the fuck up, get a yurt somewhere and figure some shit out

god damn

lmfao pic.twitter.com/3RdwtzQM7k

— vanessa a. boo 👻✌🏾☠️ (@Vanessa_ABee) November 1, 2020

I've never heard of him before but there are strong "store brand Houellebecq" vibes.

tcw: B-) a hot girl let me be around and talk at her B-)
er: this dude fuckin sucks, boo this man

he was behind the harpers anti cancel culture letter that twitter did not like, afaict thats when the users of that site started picking on him

if the "i am not being owned" dril tweet became sentient

lol hes a total buffoon i kinda feel bad for him, but hes so arrogant, its tough

pls do not feel bad for him, hes not even mad, he just thinks its funny

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Elxfc-pWoAE0y8f?format=jpg

obvs he deserves it one should never write "she has the best breasts of her generation" instead of "she has a sick and i mean super freaking sick rack" --strunk and white

it should also be noted that he wrote an essay years ago in which he blamed rap music for the fact that he beat his girlfriend, i log on to the website in order to access this information "the best breasts of her generation" has been inserted into my brain

this is somehow wack for me?

he's sort of bill cosby jr afaict

What's your life like????

narrator: his wife did not get an interview assignment and then pass it along to him because she figured he'd enjoy it more.

he's sort of bill cosby jr afaict

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, November 1, 2020 11:10 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

not a great comparison tbh just meant in terms of "respectability politics defender"

his laboured gushing reminds me of former effusive ilxor ian riese-moraine

I saw the best breasts of my generation destroyed by self-seriousness, intolerance for cognitive dissonance

lol

he was behind the harpers anti cancel culture letter

obvs he deserves it one should never write "she has the best breasts of her generation" instead of "she has a sick and i mean super freaking sick rack" --strunk and white

It really does take him from the realm of Barstool blogger creepy to "I collect skins" creepy.

yeah its nasty and artless, and he didnt share his methodology

i read this takedown piece that relayed more information about this guy than i really wanted to know but also upped the wtf-ness of his persona. a real wasteman, not very bright, lots and lots of ego.

https://www.bookforum.com/print/2603/thomas-chatterton-williams-s-confused-argument-for-a-post-racial-society-23610

lol

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41gUuAqgnTL._SX329_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg