Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

honestly, i assumed they would take it down shortly afterward. it was very clearly - CLEARLY - made the night before it was due by someone who had never posted anything on the internet before

I hope Biden keeps the Fake News Awards.

a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"

Americans rooting against their President's health makes about as much sense as betting big on a chess tournament in which you plan to play pawns against monarchs.

— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 2, 2020

Have you read the responses to that Tweet from chess champions? Hilarious.

all the replies are really great. and also when he tries to explain chess to the international chess federation:

Oh come now. If someone decides to act in the interest of pawns, and against the interests of monarchs, they lose by the normal rules of chess. It’s a lot like hoping your nation’s leader will fail. You can define it as a win, but big picture it’s a loss.

— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 3, 2020

it is a lot like hoping your nation's leader will fail tho

"someone decides to act in the interest of pawns" = SOCIALISM

pawns can never do anything. that's how chess works. it's the monarchs that do the moving

no way for pawns to become monarchs, in the game of chess

Move me on to any black square

that guy's stupid leather fedora. what a tool. i bet he smells bad.

and his pinned tweet, lol. what a jerkoff

Rick Gates? pic.twitter.com/Rip4NfGpHx

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 16, 2020

Matt Gaetz cried in his car after this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkfhQZ3X0AUnBqc?format=jpg&name=900x900

Tucker wants us to pity a poor (wealthy) bin Laden?

Trump says he may leave the US if Biden wins. pic.twitter.com/XmbtYpNDoh

— David Mack (@davidmackau) October 17, 2020

the gift that keeps

the grift that creeps

he has that golf course in Scotland. he could just go live over there and basically pay himself out of the profits from his secret service detail's hotel bills.

does he have any resorts in non-extradition countries?

His next reality show can be him trying to build a golf course in Venezuela

he can build himself into the course

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkoKJNlUUAA2GSK?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

Very ... bemused Satan?

^was he in Florida in that photo?

Las Vegas, iirc. He is being "blessed."

Boy do I ever hate his dumb + smug face. I mean the rest of him, too, of course, but I'm just focused on the face rn.

I thought that was a spitting image puppet for a second.

https://i.imgur.com/mPlysmy.jpg

lol, i didn't realize those were people PRAYING for him in that photo! i thought they were just dumb people waving at him

he's about to leave our lives, as mysteriously as he arrived.

https://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/big-trouble-in-little-china-thunder-explodes-ending-carter-wong-review.jpg

that's just a bad angle josh. fake news!

I mean to the extent that one's visage is a roadmap of one's experiences, Trump's experience of having everything handed to him forever and the attendant self-satisfaction of that perpetual state is positively etched across his stupid fucking face. It's like the slack o-face of someone who jacks off to a picture of himself holding a fanned-out stack of hundos and can't imagine anything sexier or more perfect.

http://assets.titleleaf.com/abdopub/product/cover/xl_9781532127472_fc.jpg

open up those masks people, take a good whiff

Dud

https://i.imgur.com/uSGFYCP.jpg

Newsmax preempted their schedule to broadcast the president’s rally but apparently didn’t think it important to change the title of the programming. pic.twitter.com/mHtdyOv3MY

— Jonathan Reiner (@JReinerMD) October 19, 2020

President Donald Trump was in the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake.

“Does anyone want a malt?” he asked the senior defense and intelligence officials gathered around him, an august group that included the head of the CIA’s Special Activities Center, which is responsible for covert operations and paramilitary operations. “We have the best malts, you have to try them,” Trump insisted, as he beckoned a waiter into the room where code-word classified intelligence was being discussed.

the blackest comedy

And at the same time, the whitest

lol

Is this something he picked up when he was pretending to like Goya products?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/7163qiczJIL.jpg

This guy nails it:

PRES TRUMP TODAY IN CALIFORNIA: " 'WEIRD AL' WAS VERY MEAN TO MR. COOLIO!! DIDN'T ASK FOR RIGHTS. NOT VERY NICE!" pic.twitter.com/kgF5UFYRLP

— james austin "johnson" (@shrimpJAJ) October 18, 2020

I love the idea of a guy roaming the streets just riffing as Trump.

wow yeah he's good

It's good but I am also kind of sad thinking of how much one would have to actually listen to Trump to get to that level and... I just can't.

Every now and then I remember that even in the event of a humiliating defeat, for the rest of his years Donald Trump will have
secret service protection, travel privileges, (military) health care, a lifetime salary of $200,000, plus 100K annually for office expenses....

...access to executive intelligence briefings...

Hah, like he'd read

can't be great for your mental health either xxxp