I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

North Carolina has an open seat coming up in 2022, hopefully we can find a Dem to run who isn’t gunning to be the dixieland version of Anthony Weiner

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, October 15, 2020 6:40 PM

more like dick-see land am I right

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, October 15, 2020 6:46 PM

Not much activity here, so what the hell.

did you laugh out loud tho

I smiled visibly. It's the kind of pun I would have been proud of myself for making, had I made it.

you'e a good man

it's a lol, call it

quality dick-see lol

winn(ing) dick-see

whistling dick-see

and the inevitable

dick-see land jizz band

... living it up at the joketell california!

https://i.imgur.com/BFFJFxG.png

Louie dick-CK

:|

the velvet undergrowl of dick jokes

look away

grim revive

sorry everyone

How’s it going in here?

I tried to create a new excelsior thread a few weeks ago, but apparently everybody missed it.

boys in ROFFLES girls in EXCELSIORS everybody's LOLLIN'

honestly that thread is perfect, I don't want to spoil it with more posts

can a mod pls lock the thread for extra lols

map otm

Those are fair assessments. But someone should really start a new Excelsior thread.

roffled lolbster

let's move to that one, it's time

how about trump-brand non-alcoholic tequila? give trump supporters some 0.6% ABV trump-brand tequila

― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, October 19, 2020 11:59 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

That'll win Sammy Hagar's vote

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Monday, October 19, 2020 11:59 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

No it won't, it'll eat into his market share.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, October 19, 2020 12:00 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Was thinking they'd maybe do a collabo-wabo

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Monday, October 19, 2020 12:01 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lool I sort of hope no one posts to that thread but it stays unlocked

how could i post there, it's a locked lobster

Omg "collabo-wabo" is perfect

Indeed.

have you heard the newsie-wewsies about the collabo-wabo????

lmao

Suppurating little anus mouth
face stuffed with congealed mayo
bologna

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 1:02 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

rock over london, rock on chicago

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 1:03 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i also lol'd at the same thing

*claps*

haha awesome

A+

you're taking one sentence from Hollywood Reporter at face value when so far they're the only one to suggest it was clever editing?

none of us have seen the actual scene, just the stills.

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal)

"The Stills" is what Rudy's friends call it when they think he is dead and have to poke him with a stick, like a possum.

― Josh in Chicago

I chuckled.

what Rudy himself was doing to lil rudy tbf

true patriot hero doctors would add some mdma to his steroid cocktail

― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Thursday, October 22, 2020 7:43 AM bookmarkflaglink

regeneron + on + on

― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Thursday, October 22, 2020 7:43 AM bookmarkflaglink

hmmmm. A self setup. Hard to know if the lol is pure.

Having said that, my enthusiasm for voting for Biden and against Trump can be summarized thusly: I would crawl through a 100-yard latrine filled with coronavirus to vote this year.

― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:05 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think that's how they've set it up in Tennessee.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:08 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

i also lol'd. that is a fine example of the sad lol, haha, because it's pretty much true

Possibly the first time I've assisted on an excelsior and wasn't the but of the joke.

it's butt

Of course. One thing that is not excelsior any more is my spelling and grammar.

ITT a butt

xpost It's

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjIzMzY0MzU4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzI3MzM0MjE@._V1_UY1200_CR485,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg

Possibly the first time I've assisted on an excelsior and wasn't the but of the joke.

― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:38 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's butt

― sarahell, Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:42 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what can I say, I lol'd

Classic Morbs LOLs:

i think if you live to be 400 you might be 20% as witty as you think you are.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

You've already made it to 40 and are 100 percent as predictable as you hoped to be.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also I'd consider The Big Short, though not very good, to be a far more interesting film than Clouds.

― Insane Prince of Fals

Nah. If I want people shouting obvious things to me in a witty way that I'll eventually tune out, I want Morbs to do it, not characters written by the director of Anchorman.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE BALDING?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*sips wine*

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink