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I love yelling muppet fucker at people because they look so confused.

Then they laugh.

I have another one I save for driving that makes ME laugh, but not as many other people. In fact, some of them look quite offended.

WhatEVAH.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

dare we ask what that other one is?

does it involve copulatin', too?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I need to go take a nap before I have to go back. So why the hell am I on the computer? I don't know. I do crazy stuff like that. I'll need to get back downstairs too. God, I wish I could download this one song, but it's impossible to find. I know, I'm a horrible, horrible person for (*gasp!*) downloading my music, but it's not as though most of the stuff I'm finding could be found even at a relatively good music store in town. I feel so lethargic. Need to lie down.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit, should have inhaled that bag of crisps. WHY didn't I buy them? No cake, no chocolate. What I wouldn't give for cherry whips, and RIGHT NOW.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like I'm drowning in the air, can't breathe, like a heavy weight is right here and I can't breathe, can't breathe, can't breathe

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

New Answers isn't updating for me (I'm not asking for moderator attention, it's probably on my end), so I'm sitting here clicking on threads to guess what's being posted on. It's kind of fun.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

DOWN THROUGH THE HEAVENS
CHOKE IN THE COTTON CLOUDS
ARTIC SHEETS AND FIELDS OF WHEAT
I CAN'T STOP COMING DOWN

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck it, this is not worth my time.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Joy is a huge bowl of chili and cheese with hot, piping biscuits

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking I'm going to have to do something horrible to someone I love (but am not in love with) at some point in the very close future and it's giving me a headache.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This cellular phone thingie is madness, sheer madness!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Animals' keyboard player Alan Price would later admit that he thought Margo Crocitto was a better keyboardist than himself, "When I heard Margo play the organ, I felt like going out and getting drunk."

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aurealm.com//womenpics/goldie_g03.jpg

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

whoaa, who's that?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

goldie and the gingerbreads!!

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

What will go in the play room of our new house. Table football, playstation, big ass tv & dvd player, decks, all the records & cds in the house, erm....

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

nick-nacks!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

must...stop...posting...must...go back to...writing book...

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fuck.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I am horribly, miserably, unmistakeably (sp?) confused at the moment, and I don't like it.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

What on earth is an oyster card?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

goddamn ISP -- shut down right as i was talking to several people at once and drunk...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

getting home+snuggling on the sofa+watching tv all evening+some yummy food=my perfect evening tonight!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if anyone has read every single post on this crazy thread...

I'm listening to music in my head and staring out the window. I'm wondering what will become of the 'preggo assistant,' as I like to call her (on here anyway). I wonder what I'm supposed to be working on.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm at work, why? (I mean, I know why and all, but still.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder when I should tell my work that I'm quitting and moving to Chicago? If I plan to make my last day the day before Christmas break (I think that would be like Dec. 23), I think I'll tell them at the beginning of October, or maybe the middle, so they have plenty of time to find someone to replace me and maybe I can help train them. I know they're not going to freak out and fire me or get mad or anything, because they're not like that. But I don't want to tell them so far ahead of time that it's weird and uncomfortable, like "Oh, what are you still doing here?"

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

WANT>>> TO PUNCH.... EVERYTHING!>@L!J@#>!@J#>@!>J#@!K> GRRR!!!!

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm psyched that in late August I made some people's day and have no idea how!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

man, i don't want to be here right now.

i wish i could just be hiding under a desk.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

also, i'll have 150 bagels, please.

to go.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll join Jeremy on both counts.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Frigging computers. Now I'll have to say a warning for my blog. Where's that sledgehammer?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I've revived enough threads, I'm not gonna try to remember which alcohol one it was on -- but dude, who was it who mentioned Patron tequila? I want to say it was Milo. Anyway -- good call. I picked some up when I did a cream liqueur run. I still like Sauza, and I'm not sure I'd really say one is better than the other (although, in shots, Sauza Hornitos tastes unlike any other tequila I've had) -- they're just very, very good in slightly different ways.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mercuryarchive.com/1957to1960/1959MercuryParkLane-cover.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

30 days!

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh i wish it was the w/e. I am so tired & I am looking forward to spending quality time with my boy & doing nothing but hang around the house. Only going out for supplies of beer, wine & food!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

God I hate that f@#king elt0n j0hn song. So some dj played an old song, so f@#king what? Does that mean we have to be subjected to this terrible shit forever? aaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Will the expression "rock you like a hurricane" be inapropriate for the next week?

OH MY GOD. It's almost 10 am and I haven't had my coffee!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god indeed!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

luncheon @ swanky social club w/ dark oak bar. black russians for her, scotch for him. eastern long island. early autumn. they're on their way into town to see a play.

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm black russians aaaaaaaaaaaaahh

― homer drool now (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, who ELSE wants to get hit in the head with a hammer?

http://www.n-abler.org/pictures/4%20oz.%20Ball%20Peen%20Hammer.jpg

queue forms over there.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wnti.org/All_Jox_Pages/draft/Rough_Draft/Yodaralph.JPG
Rocks, this new Ween album does, yes!"

― Yoda (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

chris to thread

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

If you have a cell phone it's much harder to ignore people without them knowing you're ignoring them, which is pretty much my M.O. w/r/t certain people...so why the fuck did I get one?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

But it's much easier to ignore them, cause you don't have to buy a caller ID thing, and you can have separate rings for separate callers, and ... etc.

(That's pretty much half the reason I bought mine.)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Right, but everyone knows that if you have a cell phone, you can see that who called even if they don't leave a voicemail. Like right now, my temp agency called and I saw it was them and knew that they wanted me to work some crap one-day assignment, so I didn't answer. But now they know that I know they called. So yeah, you can ignore them more, um, efficiently, but they know you're ignoring them.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

True, yeah. I just figured the ignoring was probably part of your motivation, even if it has the drawback of being blatant.

(Hardly anyone gets my # without the warning "there's a good chance I won't answer the telephone," but I'm not able to do that with apartment managers and so on.)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

after eating three pieces of pandulce including a yo-yo (fresh slice of bread, buttered and covered with sugar)

no wonder I've gotten fat. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized that several places in this paper, I typed "emergency of systematic thought" instead of "emergence of systematic thought," and damn do I wish I were writing a paper on the emergency of systematic thought.

(Help! I need some thinking ... help! not just any thinking ... help! I need systematization...)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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