goodnight sweet prince
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 22:39 (five years ago)
Trump directly killing Christie is just too perfect.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 9 October 2020 22:47 (five years ago)
had a feeling Chris wasn't gonna bounce back as quick from his COVID on account of his asthma and also the whole being a fat tub of lard thing
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 9 October 2020 22:49 (five years ago)
"there are going to be deaths no matter what" *monkey's paw lowers one finger*
― covidiot wind (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 October 2020 22:52 (five years ago)
come on christie, you haven't groveled enough for him. you must die for trump
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 October 2020 23:08 (five years ago)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/1/1f/T%27Pau%2C_2267.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20081213211012&path-prefix=enThis combat is to the death.
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 23:16 (five years ago)
two thousand person event
― lukas, Friday, 9 October 2020 23:23 (five years ago)
Chris Christie should absolutely be the POV character for any future movie/series dramatizing this era
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 9 October 2020 23:37 (five years ago)
(obviously trump should never appear)
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 9 October 2020 23:42 (five years ago)
I would watch a Chris Christie-POV Trump satire, if only for the all-Springsteen diegetic soundtrack.
― Lily Dale, Friday, 9 October 2020 23:58 (five years ago)
I would watch a Chris Christie-POV Trump satire, if only for the all-Springsteen diegetic soundtrack
Track listing:
Born to Run (a High Fever) Badlungs41 CoughsI'm on SteroidsCOVID DaysBrilliant Vaccine(My Viral Load Is) Goin' Down
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 10 October 2020 00:38 (five years ago)
Of course Christie is gonna bounce back, he's a fuckin weeble man.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 October 2020 00:46 (five years ago)
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, October 9, 2020 7:42 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
trumps gotta be in it for the scene, as detailed in christies book, where he delivers a report trump requested that hes been working on day and night and trump throws it directly into the trash
― lag∞n, Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:23 (five years ago)
“Trump Says Fallen Soldier Lackey Knew What He Signed Up For
― pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:34 (five years ago)
lmao ymp
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:35 (five years ago)
my thought reading this thread today is that you guys seem really obsessed with Trump
― Dan S, Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:39 (five years ago)
well i mean 1. he is the most powerful person in the world and a complete psychopath who threatens everyone safety (and hes a great performer) 2. the thread is about him
― lag∞n, Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:43 (five years ago)
who is Trump
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:45 (five years ago)
im obsessed tho
― Clay, Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:45 (five years ago)
i'm obsessed with the idea of both trump and chris christie being sick and dying
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:47 (five years ago)
its a good thought
― cointelamateur (m bison), Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:47 (five years ago)
reading the posts here it almost seems as if you're all infatuated with him though
― Dan S, Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:53 (five years ago)
He's a real piece of work if you ask me
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:56 (five years ago)
i feel like i am simultaneously infatuated with him and less infatuated with him than the average american, make of it what you will
― lag∞n, Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:57 (five years ago)
hes the big man on campus, whatcha gonna do yknow
― Clay, Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:58 (five years ago)
its almost like the head of executive branch for the world's unipolar hegemonic power who also happens to be a malignant fascist narcissist whose policies hurt a lot of people we care about might cause some collective consternation on ilxor dot com
― cointelamateur (m bison), Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:59 (five years ago)
feel like Dan S is looking at these posts very strongly
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:00 (five years ago)
dan s is infatuated with these posts
― lag∞n, Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:01 (five years ago)
Trump is all hat and no cattle if you know what I mean
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:02 (five years ago)
he's a few bulls short of a rodeo is what I'm always sayin
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:07 (five years ago)
he's a complete fucking asshole is what i hear
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:27 (five years ago)
he’s a dirty diaper in an overfilled trash can in an out of order restroom
― estela, Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:47 (five years ago)
outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand, behind a counter in a small town
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:59 (five years ago)
under a poop brown sky
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 10 October 2020 04:11 (five years ago)
On fire.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:10 (five years ago)
TRUMP DERNGmNY DYNDOMR
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:30 (five years ago)
TRUMK D ERVEZnFMRBT DYNDRINR
TRUMP dETT get RENGEzmsvR STM B DT O M R
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:31 (five years ago)
TRYMP DERANFEMENT SYNDROME
Clo see enough
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:32 (five years ago)
this should be the weekend where it starts to go wrong for trump healthwise, if it does go wrong.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 October 2020 10:22 (five years ago)
it’s another jam he can’t possibly wiggle his way out of
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 10 October 2020 10:56 (five years ago)
Disappointed he’s called off his rally, was looking forward to watching him croak it half way through.
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 10 October 2020 10:59 (five years ago)
Ten years from now when 'hopefully' this sxxt will be funny again, Jonah Hill would be about the right age to play Chris Christie.
― earlnash, Saturday, 10 October 2020 13:46 (five years ago)
Christie out of the hospital but, alas, not out of our lives just yet.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 October 2020 14:07 (five years ago)
24 days until trump becomes a "lame duck." 102 until he rides his helicopter back to mar-a-lago for the last time.
― treeship., Saturday, 10 October 2020 14:11 (five years ago)
If he makes it that long.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 October 2020 14:54 (five years ago)
the whole being a fat tub of lard thing
Still holding out for the day this shit is unacceptable on ILX
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 10 October 2020 15:16 (five years ago)
rt
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 10 October 2020 15:18 (five years ago)
cue ilx poll "is it ok to bodyshame fascists"
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 10 October 2020 15:19 (five years ago)