TRUMP GOT COVID

Love how Trump's handlers defend being cagey about his condition because of HIPAA. Which only really applies to health care providers/recordkeepers/doctors/etc.

Otherwise you're violating HIPAA for posting that your cousin broke his leg

Would have been better if said comeuppance came before he was elected because, er, joke's on us?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 9, 2020 4:15 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

im pretty sure this is what will was implying

def. we were completely owned. a truly shocking amount of ownage.

“Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is being kept under close watch by doctors as he enters his second week in the hospital battling the coronavirus, making his case the most serious among senior Republicans in contact with President Donald Trump”

goodnight sweet prince

Trump directly killing Christie is just too perfect.

had a feeling Chris wasn't gonna bounce back as quick from his COVID on account of his asthma and also the whole being a fat tub of lard thing

"there are going to be deaths no matter what" *monkey's paw lowers one finger*

come on christie, you haven't groveled enough for him. you must die for trump

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This combat is to the death.

two thousand person event

Chris Christie should absolutely be the POV character for any future movie/series dramatizing this era

(obviously trump should never appear)

I would watch a Chris Christie-POV Trump satire, if only for the all-Springsteen diegetic soundtrack.

I would watch a Chris Christie-POV Trump satire, if only for the all-Springsteen diegetic soundtrack

Track listing:

Born to Run (a High Fever)
Badlungs
41 Coughs
I'm on Steroids
COVID Days
Brilliant Vaccine
(My Viral Load Is) Goin' Down

Of course Christie is gonna bounce back, he's a fuckin weeble man.

(obviously trump should never appear)

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, October 9, 2020 7:42 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

trumps gotta be in it for the scene, as detailed in christies book, where he delivers a report trump requested that hes been working on day and night and trump throws it directly into the trash

“Trump Says Fallen Soldier Lackey Knew What He Signed Up For

lmao ymp

my thought reading this thread today is that you guys seem really obsessed with Trump

well i mean 1. he is the most powerful person in the world and a complete psychopath who threatens everyone safety (and hes a great performer) 2. the thread is about him

who is Trump

im obsessed tho

i'm obsessed with the idea of both trump and chris christie being sick and dying

its a good thought

reading the posts here it almost seems as if you're all infatuated with him though

He's a real piece of work if you ask me

i feel like i am simultaneously infatuated with him and less infatuated with him than the average american, make of it what you will

hes the big man on campus, whatcha gonna do yknow

its almost like the head of executive branch for the world's unipolar hegemonic power who also happens to be a malignant fascist narcissist whose policies hurt a lot of people we care about might cause some collective consternation on ilxor dot com

feel like Dan S is looking at these posts very strongly

dan s is infatuated with these posts

Trump is all hat and no cattle if you know what I mean

he's a few bulls short of a rodeo is what I'm always sayin

he's a complete fucking asshole is what i hear

he’s a dirty diaper in an overfilled trash can in an out of order restroom

outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand, behind a counter in a small town

under a poop brown sky

On fire.

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TRYMP DERANFEMENT SYNDROME

Clo see enough

this should be the weekend where it starts to go wrong for trump healthwise, if it does go wrong.

it’s another jam he can’t possibly wiggle his way out of

Disappointed he’s called off his rally, was looking forward to watching him croak it half way through.

Ten years from now when 'hopefully' this sxxt will be funny again, Jonah Hill would be about the right age to play Chris Christie.

Christie out of the hospital but, alas, not out of our lives just yet.

24 days until trump becomes a "lame duck." 102 until he rides his helicopter back to mar-a-lago for the last time.