Badly beautiful. #onethread
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:38 (five years ago)
His current last ever tweet is "Hello!" - a good way to go out
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:41 (five years ago)
I don't know why you say hello, I say goodbye.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:42 (five years ago)
Is there any update on Pence’s condition? Idly wondering if they’re waiting for market closing.
― seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:42 (five years ago)
Also, no updates from Barr, Jared, Ivanka, Christie, Rudy ... I assume they're all dead.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:44 (five years ago)
oh he's back
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2014
― frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:45 (five years ago)
he didn't write that, imo
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:48 (five years ago)
yeah, he doesn't say "that's how i get my kicks" - he has like 15 things he says, that's not one of them
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:50 (five years ago)
It was written in 2014 so probably him
― seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:50 (five years ago)
haha didn't even look at the date
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:51 (five years ago)
one hell of a price for you to get your kicks
― henry s, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:58 (five years ago)
BREAKING: Trump reveals financially-crippling designer shoe addiction in 2014
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:00 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP8G4clUJBY
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:12 (five years ago)
sounds like he's not doing so hot
.@FoxNews is told @realDonaldTrump will likely not have campaign events this weekend, but is planning to be back on the trail on Monday.— John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) October 9, 2020
― frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 15:25 (five years ago)
They mean that literally. He's going to get a job as one of the monsters that jumps out at you at one of those haunted halloween hayrides.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 15:29 (five years ago)
watch?v=BusterPointerdexter?tune=HotHotHot
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:30 (five years ago)
I would like a to see a comparison of his tweeting (where it’s clearly him) since he got Covid and compared to normal. And for that matter, I’d like to see analysis of his tweets to show his sleep schedule. That’s probably out there but I can’t use my thumb strength googling it. Any insights welcome. Blessings.
― Je55e, Friday, 9 October 2020 15:34 (five years ago)
― Tuomas, Friday, 9 October 2020 15:41 (five years ago)
The lede simply begins ..."WASHINGTON — President Trump berated his own cabinet officers on Thursday for not prosecuting or implicating his political enemies .. "(via @peterbakernyt @maggieNYT)https://t.co/pGUF5tx1w9— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) October 9, 2020
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 15:45 (five years ago)
"it didn't make any sense at all, even by bizarro standards" - all trump thread titles, ever
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:53 (five years ago)
holy shit Tuomas what book is that from lol
― Nhex, Friday, 9 October 2020 16:05 (five years ago)
(Alan Moore, 'Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?')
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:11 (five years ago)
Superman #423, 1986 - https://www.comics.org/issue/41810/
― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:12 (five years ago)
xp
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:13 (five years ago)
what, are you saying it does make sense to you?
― Evan, Friday, 9 October 2020 16:21 (five years ago)
xpost Yet fair.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:22 (five years ago)
sff
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:22 (five years ago)
"Crazy Nancy Pelosi is looking at the 25th Amendment in order to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris. The Dems want that to happen fast because Sleepy Joe is out of it!!!"
I think he just conceded the election.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:28 (five years ago)
he's losing his mind
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013
― frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 16:30 (five years ago)
ok are you actually unaware all the tweets you're posting are old or what
― Evan, Friday, 9 October 2020 16:31 (five years ago)
lol srsly
― sleeve, Friday, 9 October 2020 16:33 (five years ago)
how is that last one not a dril tweet
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:34 (five years ago)
President Trump berated his own cabinet officers on Thursday for not prosecuting or implicating his political enemies
(insert recaptioned Downfall "Hitler reacts" vid here)
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:54 (five years ago)
"Our nuclear is all tippy-top now," says the president of the United States.— Anne Rumsey Gearan (@agearan) October 9, 2020
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 16:56 (five years ago)
right up to the brim, our nuclear is
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:57 (five years ago)
Every Day Is Like Infrastructure Day
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 16:58 (five years ago)
(Morrissey gif)
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:00 (five years ago)
tippy-top, aside from the one guy who carries the nuclear football
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:01 (five years ago)
"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2013
― frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 17:01 (five years ago)
What exactly are you trying to prove with these 7 and 8 year old tweets?
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:02 (five years ago)
That’s he’s been crazy and a weirdo for a long time
― treeship., Friday, 9 October 2020 17:04 (five years ago)
Are you trying to say we are caught on a timeloop?
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:04 (five years ago)
I think in recent days it’s been especially pronounced though. He has become progressively more unhinged over time, starting from when he announced his candidacy.
― treeship., Friday, 9 October 2020 17:05 (five years ago)
If so, when was the DonBarr point in the timeline that caused the singularity?
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:05 (five years ago)
Yeah we should definitely minimize his current depths of batshit by normalizing it and shrugging it off as, "he's always been this way". That is super helpful.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:05 (five years ago)
I have been on the record from Day One as saying this guy should definitely not be President of the United States
― frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 17:07 (five years ago)
Now you tell us!
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:08 (five years ago)
I think we all know that but are confused why you're sharing all these old tweets
― Evan, Friday, 9 October 2020 17:09 (five years ago)
Um, congrats? I'm sure you were literally the only person with such a stunning insight.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:09 (five years ago)