TRUMP GOT COVID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99lwNnrUNs8

https://youtu.be/6UvngbEnSIU

lol

🚨NEW ... WHITE HOUSE is now completely set on striking a Covid stimulus deal with @SpeakerPelosi. They expect working all wk next week on getting a deal

No guarantees it goes anywhere in senate. Trump wants. Badly.

More in playbook pm. We’ll have everything you need to know.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) October 9, 2020

I've seen lots of creative nicknames for Trump, but I just encountered my first "Hair Führer." That's pretty clever.

Lol xp

PRESIDENT DEALS ON THE CASE

How did anyone ever take this choad the slightest bit seriously.

"Trump wants. Badly."

*shudder*

his fuck-want

Badly beautiful. #onethread

His current last ever tweet is "Hello!" - a good way to go out

I don't know why you say hello, I say goodbye.

Is there any update on Pence’s condition? Idly wondering if they’re waiting for market closing.

Also, no updates from Barr, Jared, Ivanka, Christie, Rudy ... I assume they're all dead.

oh he's back

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2014

he didn't write that, imo

yeah, he doesn't say "that's how i get my kicks" - he has like 15 things he says, that's not one of them

It was written in 2014 so probably him

haha didn't even look at the date

one hell of a price for you to get your kicks

BREAKING: Trump reveals financially-crippling designer shoe addiction in 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP8G4clUJBY

sounds like he's not doing so hot

.@FoxNews is told @realDonaldTrump will likely not have campaign events this weekend, but is planning to be back on the trail on Monday.

— John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) October 9, 2020

They mean that literally. He's going to get a job as one of the monsters that jumps out at you at one of those haunted halloween hayrides.

watch?v=BusterPointerdexter?tune=HotHotHot

I would like a to see a comparison of his tweeting (where it’s clearly him) since he got Covid and compared to normal.

And for that matter, I’d like to see analysis of his tweets to show his sleep schedule. That’s probably out there but I can’t use my thumb strength googling it.

Any insights welcome.

Blessings.

His current last ever tweet is "Hello!" - a good way to go out

The lede simply begins ...

"WASHINGTON — President Trump berated his own cabinet officers on Thursday for not prosecuting or implicating his political enemies .. "

(via @peterbakernyt @maggieNYT)https://t.co/pGUF5tx1w9

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) October 9, 2020

"it didn't make any sense at all, even by bizarro standards" - all trump thread titles, ever

holy shit Tuomas what book is that from lol

(Alan Moore, 'Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?')

Superman #423, 1986 - https://www.comics.org/issue/41810/

xp

"it didn't make any sense at all, even by bizarro standards" - all trump thread titles, ever

what, are you saying it does make sense to you?

xpost Yet fair.

sff

"Crazy Nancy Pelosi is looking at the 25th Amendment in order to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris. The Dems want that to happen fast because Sleepy Joe is out of it!!!"

I think he just conceded the election.

he's losing his mind

Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013

ok are you actually unaware all the tweets you're posting are old or what

lol srsly

how is that last one not a dril tweet

President Trump berated his own cabinet officers on Thursday for not prosecuting or implicating his political enemies

(insert recaptioned Downfall "Hitler reacts" vid here)

"Our nuclear is all tippy-top now," says the president of the United States.

— Anne Rumsey Gearan (@agearan) October 9, 2020

right up to the brim, our nuclear is

Every Day Is Like Infrastructure Day

(Morrissey gif)

tippy-top, aside from the one guy who carries the nuclear football

"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2013

What exactly are you trying to prove with these 7 and 8 year old tweets?

That’s he’s been crazy and a weirdo for a long time