TRUMP GOT COVID

that's cool he's considering it now

The fly was the first sign that he's already dead

lmao there's audio pic.twitter.com/qMJp5p76Wb

— 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖋𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖊𝖗 (@tonybonesarelli) October 9, 2020

i am comforted by the fact that this is the youngest he'll ever be again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRE6iw-ws4

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ej2RyQnWAAEwPGg?format=jpg&name=small

press secretary

just marveling at the fact that the guy with the nuclear codes happens to be on national television saying shit that would land any other 74-year old man in a nursing home

Old man yells at mushroom clouds.

Old Man, Take Look At Those Nukes
I Bet They Blow Up Real Good

CNN: The President is a Little Hoarse
Mike Pence: I'll be right there!! **cancels all events**

Still no proof of life from Melania?

Steve Schmidt (I know, I know) going ham on DJT (thread):

You’ve never beaten me at anything. This is our first dance. @realDonaldTrump. Did you like #covita. @ProjectLincoln. @TheRickWilson @stuartpstevens @reedgalen. We are so much better at this than your team of crooks, wife beaters, degenerates,weirdos and losers. You are losing 1 https://t.co/w1E9ZvRaYc

— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) October 7, 2020

Stretching the definition of "going ham" IMO

CNN: The President is a Little Hoarse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmfglOvNhMk

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT pic.twitter.com/vagCjbLnxD

— Vice President Mike Pence (@VP) May 13, 2017

From his book The Horse Inside Me

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PP96M01YL._AC_SY445_.jpg

mr. president you sound GREAT pic.twitter.com/m5N3RMTQNr

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) October 9, 2020

Had to cough after listening to that

Official Trump/Pence '20 campaign song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG9ZWUitFik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99lwNnrUNs8

https://youtu.be/6UvngbEnSIU

lol

🚨NEW ... WHITE HOUSE is now completely set on striking a Covid stimulus deal with @SpeakerPelosi. They expect working all wk next week on getting a deal

No guarantees it goes anywhere in senate. Trump wants. Badly.

More in playbook pm. We’ll have everything you need to know.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) October 9, 2020

I've seen lots of creative nicknames for Trump, but I just encountered my first "Hair Führer." That's pretty clever.

Lol xp

PRESIDENT DEALS ON THE CASE

How did anyone ever take this choad the slightest bit seriously.

"Trump wants. Badly."

*shudder*

his fuck-want

Badly beautiful. #onethread

His current last ever tweet is "Hello!" - a good way to go out

I don't know why you say hello, I say goodbye.

Is there any update on Pence’s condition? Idly wondering if they’re waiting for market closing.

Also, no updates from Barr, Jared, Ivanka, Christie, Rudy ... I assume they're all dead.

oh he's back

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2014

he didn't write that, imo

yeah, he doesn't say "that's how i get my kicks" - he has like 15 things he says, that's not one of them

It was written in 2014 so probably him

haha didn't even look at the date

one hell of a price for you to get your kicks

BREAKING: Trump reveals financially-crippling designer shoe addiction in 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP8G4clUJBY

sounds like he's not doing so hot

.@FoxNews is told @realDonaldTrump will likely not have campaign events this weekend, but is planning to be back on the trail on Monday.

— John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) October 9, 2020

They mean that literally. He's going to get a job as one of the monsters that jumps out at you at one of those haunted halloween hayrides.

watch?v=BusterPointerdexter?tune=HotHotHot

I would like a to see a comparison of his tweeting (where it’s clearly him) since he got Covid and compared to normal.

And for that matter, I’d like to see analysis of his tweets to show his sleep schedule. That’s probably out there but I can’t use my thumb strength googling it.

Any insights welcome.

Blessings.

His current last ever tweet is "Hello!" - a good way to go out

The lede simply begins ...

"WASHINGTON — President Trump berated his own cabinet officers on Thursday for not prosecuting or implicating his political enemies .. "

(via @peterbakernyt @maggieNYT)https://t.co/pGUF5tx1w9

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) October 9, 2020

"it didn't make any sense at all, even by bizarro standards" - all trump thread titles, ever

holy shit Tuomas what book is that from lol