TRUMP GOT COVID

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fightin a little somethin off u know xp

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:43 (five years ago)

both good but which one?
trump getting much worse
pence has rona

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

por que no los dos?

sleeve, Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

I vote Pence getting smited by God, but mostly bc I want Trump to lose, and then expire. especially if he’s not going to ever be held accountable for anything

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:50 (five years ago)

(legally)

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

i keep hoping his trip is getting cancelled because trump is barfing a bunch or whatever

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:11 (five years ago)

yeah speculation is high on twitter, I'm assuming it's fucking nothing though. don't get your hopes up.

akm, Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:12 (five years ago)

I'm sure it's only coincidence that he's hightailing it back to DC right after news breaks about Nancy wanting to invoke the 25th...

Fetchboy, Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:13 (five years ago)

Trump just retweeted a defense of using the 25th Amendment to remove him from office pic.twitter.com/KXZYwWtpzU

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) October 8, 2020

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:32 (five years ago)

donald trump.......welcome to the resistance

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:39 (five years ago)

assuming pence has COVID

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

that's cool he's considering it now

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

The fly was the first sign that he's already dead

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 9 October 2020 02:30 (five years ago)

lmao there's audio pic.twitter.com/qMJp5p76Wb

— 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖋𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖊𝖗 (@tonybonesarelli) October 9, 2020

lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 02:34 (five years ago)

i am comforted by the fact that this is the youngest he'll ever be again

covidiot wind (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 October 2020 02:57 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRE6iw-ws4

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 03:02 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ej2RyQnWAAEwPGg?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 03:13 (five years ago)

press secretary

lukas, Friday, 9 October 2020 04:02 (five years ago)

just marveling at the fact that the guy with the nuclear codes happens to be on national television saying shit that would land any other 74-year old man in a nursing home

frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 04:10 (five years ago)

Old man yells at mushroom clouds.

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:14 (five years ago)

Old Man, Take Look At Those Nukes
I Bet They Blow Up Real Good

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:24 (five years ago)

CNN: The President is a Little Hoarse
Mike Pence: I'll be right there!! **cancels all events**

frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 04:27 (five years ago)

Still no proof of life from Melania?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:29 (five years ago)

Steve Schmidt (I know, I know) going ham on DJT (thread):

You’ve never beaten me at anything. This is our first dance. @realDonaldTrump. Did you like #covita. @ProjectLincoln. @TheRickWilson @stuartpstevens @reedgalen. We are so much better at this than your team of crooks, wife beaters, degenerates,weirdos and losers. You are losing 1 https://t.co/w1E9ZvRaYc

— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) October 7, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:42 (five years ago)

Stretching the definition of "going ham" IMO

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 9 October 2020 05:27 (five years ago)

CNN: The President is a Little Hoarse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmfglOvNhMk

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Friday, 9 October 2020 06:02 (five years ago)

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT pic.twitter.com/vagCjbLnxD

— Vice President Mike Pence (@VP) May 13, 2017

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 9 October 2020 07:14 (five years ago)

From his book The Horse Inside Me

nashwan, Friday, 9 October 2020 08:33 (five years ago)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PP96M01YL._AC_SY445_.jpg

Regard the timeless piano balladeeress! (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 October 2020 08:56 (five years ago)

mr. president you sound GREAT pic.twitter.com/m5N3RMTQNr

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) October 9, 2020

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:02 (five years ago)

Had to cough after listening to that

plax (ico), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:06 (five years ago)

Official Trump/Pence '20 campaign song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG9ZWUitFik

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:13 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99lwNnrUNs8

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 13:18 (five years ago)

https://youtu.be/6UvngbEnSIU

plax (ico), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:53 (five years ago)

lol

🚨NEW ... WHITE HOUSE is now completely set on striking a Covid stimulus deal with @SpeakerPelosi. They expect working all wk next week on getting a deal

No guarantees it goes anywhere in senate. Trump wants. Badly.

More in playbook pm. We’ll have everything you need to know.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) October 9, 2020

lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:09 (five years ago)

I've seen lots of creative nicknames for Trump, but I just encountered my first "Hair Führer." That's pretty clever.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

Lol xp

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

PRESIDENT DEALS ON THE CASE

How did anyone ever take this choad the slightest bit seriously.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:26 (five years ago)

"Trump wants. Badly."

*shudder*

jmm, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:29 (five years ago)

his fuck-want

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:37 (five years ago)

Badly beautiful. #onethread

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:38 (five years ago)

His current last ever tweet is "Hello!" - a good way to go out

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

I don't know why you say hello, I say goodbye.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

Is there any update on Pence’s condition? Idly wondering if they’re waiting for market closing.

seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

Also, no updates from Barr, Jared, Ivanka, Christie, Rudy ... I assume they're all dead.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:44 (five years ago)

oh he's back

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2014

frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:45 (five years ago)

he didn't write that, imo

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:48 (five years ago)

yeah, he doesn't say "that's how i get my kicks" - he has like 15 things he says, that's not one of them

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:50 (five years ago)

It was written in 2014 so probably him

seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:50 (five years ago)

haha didn't even look at the date

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:51 (five years ago)


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