"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwsl-SuOEXc

Probably been posted many times before, sorry.

Day ten: still doing well!

You know he's just in it for the Jell-O.

Do shakes go with that jello?

barium shakes, yes

Do shakes go with that jello?

― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs),

best George Clinton track

If it was a George Duke track, it would be called Dukey Shakes

Statement from VP's office: "Nobody's sick. There's no positive tests. The VP is planning on traveling on Saturday and Monday. We'll have more information on the vice president's schedule next week soon."

Pence is currently at an event in Peoira, AZ.

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) October 8, 2020

...where he's probably getting everyone sick.

OMG, re: Brad, those body cam photos are nuts, but this one may be the best:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/07/23/34120148-8816513-image-m-17_1602108099617.jpg

This is like the perfect album cover for ...

...Post Malone?

unbelievable

tbf dude probably smells like Post Malone

"Axon Body Spray, for moist men."

MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Federal appeals court blocks extended deadline for counting absentee ballots in Wisconsin.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 8, 2020

cool, now it can go to the Supreme oh wait

Wonder who appointed that judge

https://storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/media/e9dfb190ed9648a7a71855cc3ffd4669/800.jpeg

Vice President Pence has canceled his trip to Indiana on Friday where he was going to participate in early voting.

The advance team was not able to assure Pence that the region had been completely cleared of houseflies.

"After all, what actually is a "tough guy"?"

Apparently you define it as "anyone who can inflict harm on others"

https://cdn.smehost.net/legacyrecordingscouk-ukprod/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/OCEAN-TOUGH.gif

do: by that definition, everyone is a tough guy

tough guy quiz.

you see a turtle walking in the middle of a busy intersection:

do you

1) eat it
2) help save it's life
3) shout insults at it for 20 minutes as it walks across, then go home and cry because you'll never know "real love"

https://miro.medium.com/max/3840/1*HFnCWEWuGNm025UYi2pDtg.jpeg

Let’s just say it… Suburban women sense that Pence knows how to lay pipe.@JesseKellyDC https://t.co/I9PfAg8o9r

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 8, 2020

I have to assume that phrase doesn’t mean what I thought it did

Wasn't Schlichter recently musing on how much pussy Barron was gonna get during the second term?

Are suburban women afflicted with a scat fetish?

i demand that we end this conversation right now

See thread title

Photoshop time
https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2015/10/XFPksvLi.jpg

I feel like there’s a lay pipe/ lay cable joek at the beginning of The Boys that’s instructive here

https://i.imgur.com/QhDLeAa.jpg

This McConnell thing--avoiding the White House for two months because "my impression was their approach to how to handle this is different from mine"--I know it's not a big story, but the mere fact of McConnell publicly voicing anything other than abject obsequiousness can't be reassuring to Trump.

Pfft, it makes sense that Pence would leave his fly up.

just putting this here for reference, the Michigan affidavit

https://www.bridgemi.com/michigan-government/read-affidavit-accusing-michigan-militia-group-plot-kidnap-gov-whitmer

This McConnell thing--avoiding the White House for two months because "my impression was their approach to how to handle this is different from mine"--I know it's not a big story, but the mere fact of McConnell publicly voicing anything other than abject obsequiousness can't be reassuring to Trump.

― clemenza, Thursday, October 8, 202

Yeah -- it's what The Fixx called a secret separation

You know I'm not an '80s guy, so, honest to god, it took me about 10 seconds before I realized The Fixx wasn't a political website like Politico or TPM.

man Buttigieg is going hard in this interview, I gotta admit

thank you, MatthewK, can't wait to traumatize friends with that

Mike Pence probably shakes his wife's hand post-coitus, maybe pats her back

There's never a post-coitus

Decent chance the Pences are absolute freaks in bed tbh.

The whole mother thing is just roleplay, gets him harder because they can do it in public.

Isn't her ex husband the Viagra creator? Or something like that? She may still be very much in charge of that aspect if so.

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani on Wednesday revealed that he is currently taking ineffective coronavirus therapeutic hydroxychloroquine in an effort to fend off a possible COVID-19 infection...

Don't stop believing.

his head is going to be humpty dumpty sized

This is a masterclass in gibberish

Trump speaks to senior citizens about COVID: "You're not vulnerable, but they like to say the vulnerable, but you're the least vulnerable — but for this one thing you are vulnerable." pic.twitter.com/eyZDRwur1p

— The Recount (@therecount) October 8, 2020

Apparently him on Hannity tonight is...a thing.

Yikes. Trump's voice is extremely hoarse and at one point gave out. pic.twitter.com/kf0gwNyPCI

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 9, 2020