They were just overcome with gratitude for everything he's doing
― we're ommaway to nowhere (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:53 (five years ago)
i'm not fluent in business-speak, but what if trump is trying to be a "Loss Leader" for both his companies, his party, and the great patriots of the united states?
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:55 (five years ago)
Wohl and Burkman allegedly targeted voters in Michigan, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Illinois, making a total of around 85,000 calls in August. The calls claimed to come from a group called “Project 1599, a civil rights organization founded by Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl,” and they were aimed at areas with large Black populations, urging them to not “be finessed into giving your private information to the man.”
― comorbidities in the BK lounge (stevie), Thursday, 8 October 2020 15:01 (five years ago)
Each charge against the pair carries a five- or seven-year sentence if they are convicted in Michigan — adding up to a maximum 12 years as some sentences for the charges would be concurrent.
Sorry, meant that for the other thread...
― comorbidities in the BK lounge (stevie), Thursday, 8 October 2020 15:07 (five years ago)
#onethread draws ever nearer
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 15:25 (five years ago)
VP Pence, in Arizona now, has cancelled events in Indiana tomorrow and will be returning to Washington instead— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) October 8, 2020
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:39 (five years ago)
Trump d!es in friday news dump
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:42 (five years ago)
fightin a little somethin off u know xp
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
both good but which one?trump getting much worsepence has rona
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:46 (five years ago)
por que no los dos?
― sleeve, Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:49 (five years ago)
I vote Pence getting smited by God, but mostly bc I want Trump to lose, and then expire. especially if he’s not going to ever be held accountable for anything
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:50 (five years ago)
(legally)
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:51 (five years ago)
i keep hoping his trip is getting cancelled because trump is barfing a bunch or whatever
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:11 (five years ago)
yeah speculation is high on twitter, I'm assuming it's fucking nothing though. don't get your hopes up.
― akm, Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:12 (five years ago)
I'm sure it's only coincidence that he's hightailing it back to DC right after news breaks about Nancy wanting to invoke the 25th...
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:13 (five years ago)
Trump just retweeted a defense of using the 25th Amendment to remove him from office pic.twitter.com/KXZYwWtpzU— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) October 8, 2020
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:32 (five years ago)
donald trump.......welcome to the resistance
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:39 (five years ago)
assuming pence has COVID
― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:43 (five years ago)
that's cool he's considering it now
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:54 (five years ago)
The fly was the first sign that he's already dead
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 9 October 2020 02:30 (five years ago)
lmao there's audio pic.twitter.com/qMJp5p76Wb— 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖋𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖊𝖗 (@tonybonesarelli) October 9, 2020
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 02:34 (five years ago)
i am comforted by the fact that this is the youngest he'll ever be again
― covidiot wind (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 October 2020 02:57 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRE6iw-ws4
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 03:02 (five years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ej2RyQnWAAEwPGg?format=jpg&name=small
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 03:13 (five years ago)
press secretary
― lukas, Friday, 9 October 2020 04:02 (five years ago)
just marveling at the fact that the guy with the nuclear codes happens to be on national television saying shit that would land any other 74-year old man in a nursing home
― frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 04:10 (five years ago)
Old man yells at mushroom clouds.
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:14 (five years ago)
Old Man, Take Look At Those NukesI Bet They Blow Up Real Good
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:24 (five years ago)
CNN: The President is a Little HoarseMike Pence: I'll be right there!! **cancels all events**
― frogbs, Friday, 9 October 2020 04:27 (five years ago)
Still no proof of life from Melania?
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:29 (five years ago)
Steve Schmidt (I know, I know) going ham on DJT (thread):
You’ve never beaten me at anything. This is our first dance. @realDonaldTrump. Did you like #covita. @ProjectLincoln. @TheRickWilson @stuartpstevens @reedgalen. We are so much better at this than your team of crooks, wife beaters, degenerates,weirdos and losers. You are losing 1 https://t.co/w1E9ZvRaYc— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) October 7, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:42 (five years ago)
Stretching the definition of "going ham" IMO
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 9 October 2020 05:27 (five years ago)
CNN: The President is a Little Hoarse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmfglOvNhMk
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Friday, 9 October 2020 06:02 (five years ago)
Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT pic.twitter.com/vagCjbLnxD— Vice President Mike Pence (@VP) May 13, 2017
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 9 October 2020 07:14 (five years ago)
From his book The Horse Inside Me
― nashwan, Friday, 9 October 2020 08:33 (five years ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PP96M01YL._AC_SY445_.jpg
― Regard the timeless piano balladeeress! (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 October 2020 08:56 (five years ago)
mr. president you sound GREAT pic.twitter.com/m5N3RMTQNr— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) October 9, 2020
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:02 (five years ago)
Had to cough after listening to that
― plax (ico), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:06 (five years ago)
Official Trump/Pence '20 campaign song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG9ZWUitFik
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:13 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99lwNnrUNs8
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 13:18 (five years ago)
https://youtu.be/6UvngbEnSIU
― plax (ico), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:53 (five years ago)
lol
🚨NEW ... WHITE HOUSE is now completely set on striking a Covid stimulus deal with @SpeakerPelosi. They expect working all wk next week on getting a dealNo guarantees it goes anywhere in senate. Trump wants. Badly. More in playbook pm. We’ll have everything you need to know.— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) October 9, 2020
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:09 (five years ago)
I've seen lots of creative nicknames for Trump, but I just encountered my first "Hair Führer." That's pretty clever.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:12 (five years ago)
Lol xp
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:12 (five years ago)
PRESIDENT DEALS ON THE CASE
How did anyone ever take this choad the slightest bit seriously.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:26 (five years ago)
"Trump wants. Badly."
*shudder*
― jmm, Friday, 9 October 2020 14:29 (five years ago)
his fuck-want
― (show hidden tics) (WmC), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:37 (five years ago)
Badly beautiful. #onethread
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:38 (five years ago)
His current last ever tweet is "Hello!" - a good way to go out
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:41 (five years ago)