TRUMP GOT COVID

🥁

Coke/Adderall boog goes flying out his nose @3:14

π

wow there really is

free regeneron now with logistics!

Imagine spending hours doing all the Adobe morph transition edits but leaving that in lol

He just learned the word “logistics,” very uncommon word, never heard it before, it’s a little complicated but you’ll hear it, you’ll hear it a lot now, cuz we’ve got a lotta logistics coming, they’re gonna deliver it straight to your door, people, it’s amazing.

“Therapeutic”? Nobody knows what that fuckin means. It’s got no definition, literally!

fauci was on tv yesterday and he was positive about regeneron too

obviously it is extremely reckless on trump's part to call it a "cure." but it might be a real thing

It’s really bothering me how much the last week resembles an entire season of On Cinema

the past four years feel like an adderall binge

or more exactly, like getting wrapped up in the life of someone with a cluster b disorder binging on adderall. all his bullshit makes us jump, every time.

obviously it is extremely reckless on trump's part to call it a "cure." but it might be a real thing

Me high off my tits on the gas station dick pills, watching the roller dogs spin pic.twitter.com/pYXWt0PBJQ

— Billy Jarrett’s Spooky Nickname (@billyjarrettugh) October 7, 2020

It’s really bothering me how much the last week resembles an entire season of On Cinema

they film an entire season of On Cinema in a day, real life is just catching up with Decker

Vacillating between hoping “regeneron” is legit and can save all the lives, and hoping it is bogus and can’t save this guy.

trump: dOn’T bE aFrAiD oF cOvId.

Also trump: pic.twitter.com/yEK9f0XFlw

— Brad (@BcraigV) October 6, 2020

Lotta good tweets out there

lol that does look like him

"it wasn't your fault this happened. this is china's fault. and china's gonna pay a big price for what they did to this country. china's gonna pay a big price for what they did to the world. just remember that."

it'll be easy to paper this over after the election

it's not like 40% of our population was willing to agree with him without thinking much about it

Ahem https://t.co/np7X7wRxT0

— Jonathan Capehart (@CapehartJ) October 8, 2020

best of luck rudy, hope it leads to a clinically definitive outcome

can't fail

HEYO

In related news, being reported that Asshole made doctors sign NDAs before treating him at that surprise Walter Reed visit last year.

Giuliani was among several advisers who assisted Trump with his preparation for the first presidential debate, held Sept. 29 in Cleveland. Several members among that group have since tested positive for coronavirus, including former White House counselor Kellyane Conway, White House adviser Hope Hicks and former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R).

“I feel very bad for them,” Giuliani said Wednesday. “I almost feel a little guilty.”

He said, as he slammed back stem cells and steroids.

I appreciate an efficient sentence. pic.twitter.com/nDgAQWO97c

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) October 8, 2020

as he slammed back stem cells

Which are, essentially, dead babies according to the right.

Giuliani eats dead babies, pass it on

I'm trying to imagine a more inappropriate group Trump could have chosen to blame this on https://t.co/OpSVOsVOik

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) October 8, 2020

if Trump was actively trying to lose the election, would it look any differently?

They were just overcome with gratitude for everything he's doing

i'm not fluent in business-speak, but what if trump is trying to be a "Loss Leader" for both his companies, his party, and the great patriots of the united states?

Wohl and Burkman allegedly targeted voters in Michigan, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Illinois, making a total of around 85,000 calls in August. The calls claimed to come from a group called “Project 1599, a civil rights organization founded by Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl,” and they were aimed at areas with large Black populations, urging them to not “be finessed into giving your private information to the man.”

Each charge against the pair carries a five- or seven-year sentence if they are convicted in Michigan — adding up to a maximum 12 years as some sentences for the charges would be concurrent.

Sorry, meant that for the other thread...

#onethread draws ever nearer

VP Pence, in Arizona now, has cancelled events in Indiana tomorrow and will be returning to Washington instead

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) October 8, 2020

Trump d!es in friday news dump

fightin a little somethin off u know xp

both good but which one?
trump getting much worse
pence has rona

por que no los dos?

I vote Pence getting smited by God, but mostly bc I want Trump to lose, and then expire. especially if he’s not going to ever be held accountable for anything

(legally)

i keep hoping his trip is getting cancelled because trump is barfing a bunch or whatever

yeah speculation is high on twitter, I'm assuming it's fucking nothing though. don't get your hopes up.

I'm sure it's only coincidence that he's hightailing it back to DC right after news breaks about Nancy wanting to invoke the 25th...

Trump just retweeted a defense of using the 25th Amendment to remove him from office pic.twitter.com/KXZYwWtpzU

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) October 8, 2020

donald trump.......welcome to the resistance