TRUMP GOT COVID

kelly really channeling the old-man flavor of horny misogyny you get in the "from around the web" clickbait link that features the hot, busty lady in a clingy dress who "got caught lying" or "broke this rule" or w/e

Looks like idiot released some more heath information which people are roundly mocking for being incomplete and misleading.

Congratulations on detecting antibodies in someone on antibody treatment pic.twitter.com/p3marOae45

— Dr. Seema Yasmin (@DoctorYasmin) October 7, 2020

* No info about what medication the president may be on
* No specifics about his oxygen levels
* No info about lung condition
* No info about when he last tested negative
* But it does quote the president saying “I feel great” with an exclamation point https://t.co/9Iho3PYdHC

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 7, 2020

I too was symptom free when I was on steroids for #COVID19. But when the course was over and the steroids left my system, I ended up in the ER, unable to breathe. https://t.co/1bP6OpYV6Q

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) October 7, 2020

Coincidentally, Asshole hasn't made an appearance in two days. No doubt too distracted by feeling great. Feeling great in bed, feeling great on the floor, feeling great on an IV drip, just feeling great all around.

* No info about what medication the president may be on
* No specifics about his oxygen levels
* No info about lung condition
* No info about when he last tested negative

really don't care about any of this

But COVID does. Thanks, you've been a great audience.

...do U?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsJ_54WyZ48

he's ranting about investigating obama for spying on his campaign today. a year ago, i predicted he would actually get barr to open an investigation into this or something similar, and drag it out, just to cast a shadow on biden. why has he waited until it's too late?

Because nothing else has worked.

Well he was GONNA do it last weekend but the doctors MADE him go to the hospital etc

Because he's an idiot, and because he's quite literally useless.

it's really dumb. given how craven barr is, he could have done something like, opened some sham investigation, this and re-created the email scandals of 16. but it's far too late.

God, I cannot wait until I'm able to stop thinking about him for the rest of my life.

either way, it is a despicable thing to do -- try to demonize his opponents with conspiracies. but just from a tactical standpoint, he had this card earlier in the year.

perhaps it was ukraine-gate and the impeachment that put him off dirty tricks of this variety. in which case, impeachment was a very good idea, despite the fact that most people have forgotten about that.

he's responding to shit from 2018 and 2019 which may explain why he's so focused on things that happened 30 years ago

yeah

the problem with the hunter biden/hilary clinton strategy is that no one cares about hunter biden or hilary clinton. it might have helped him a little bit in a year with less news.

It's all Fox News soap opera stuff. Incomprehensible and irrelevant to anyone outside that bubble.

the mad king

that's all true. i don't think it would have made a huge impact. but even so, the time to deploy that stuff was earlier. demanding barr open an investigation into the obama administration 5 minutes before he is about to lose catastrophically to biden is ridiculous.

Wasn't there a week where they got all their chuds to spread #Obamagate this summer and then... nothing?

That's gonna end up in one of these idiot tell-all books, isn't it

If he ordered an investigation earlier, there'd have been time before election for the results to come showing Obama did nothing wrong.

he tried the hunter biden stuff pretty hard this year pre-covid. but super tuesday (when it became clear biden was the nominee) was literally a week before covid hit, so there wasn't any time for it to get going (aside from being a stupid story that no one cares about).

it reeks of desperation at this point and it is in no way changing peoples minds because nobody cares about that shit.

@NBCNews : President now in Oval Office.

— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) October 7, 2020

every time I see a tweet like that I think of the picture of David brooks on the phone smiling like a jackass when Gingrich is coming down the staircase

So easy to bat all this away now - people were sick hearing about email servers 4 years ago.
Biden can just keep going "200,000 dead and he's talking about emails" and do his can-you-believe-this-guy headshake.

If he ordered an investigation earlier, there'd have been time before election for the results to come showing Obama did nothing wrong.

They're going to keep doing it until they come up with the results they want.

He's playing the hits for his base - if he can keep them pumped, his vote count won't be quite as embarrassing.

Is there a timeline of infectious diseases that have entered the Oval Office (yes this is an open goal)

I find it implausible that the president is “symptom free” and yet not going on television to show everyone how symptom-free he is. https://t.co/NFF4P3cVxA

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) October 7, 2020

#WhereIsTrump trending

melaniagrave.jpg

sorry "melaniadigsgrave.jpg"

can we get #OvalHospice trending as well

Boring, Maryland is right - there were like three posts saying "how come the GOP hasn't launched an investigation" and I'm like

https://www.lawfareblog.com/durham-investigation-what-we-know-and-what-it-means

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia_investigation_origins_counter-narrative

I find it hard to believe too (Trump is fine) but also kind of tiring after a while to engage in the speculation. If he dies we're going to find out, and if he's MIA for long enough we can assume he's very sick or very adversely affected in his recovery.

i find it extremely invigorating to engage in speculation about trump's health tbqh

I’m looking forward for the Durham Report to drop in the next couple weeks with the expected bullshit revisionist story Trump wants and nobody caring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TxHInkyNpg

#25for45

I’ve been checking the news constantly to see if he’s dropped dead yet.
I need a site like “isitchristsmas” I can just reload until it switches over to yes. Something like “IsTrumpDead”.

Obviously they will keep him on dexamethasone until the election, the risks are moderate and that is his entire horizon. I would imagine that he's not on TV because of facial bloating, which you could see in the "Evita balcony" video as he gasped for breath.

i'd settle for a few days of incapacitation and no tweets tbh. another hospitalization would be sweet.

will the doctors really just put him on roids for a month?

what goes up must come down. can't really feed someone uppers for four weeks and just expect they'll stay up.

http://istrumpdeadyet.net/

where are ilx's doctors now that we need them to answer these important questions

I took roids for a month and ripped my refrigerator in half when it looked at me wrong, highly recommended, four stars