TRUMP GOT COVID

okay folks, you have my word - I will never say another good thing about Chris Christie again. speaking of, how's he doing?

no, Snoop Dogg is from Long Beach, California. know your Snoop facts!

Wrong Beach.

omg maybe he will get rabies, too!

Good morning from the White House, where Secret Service is trying to wrangle a raccoon. pic.twitter.com/JKT60Q1NO5

— Elyse PG (@elysepg) October 7, 2020

ummm what da fuck

Thank you Heather! https://t.co/uba9TPFpAD

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2020

How very!

Pssh, like bots can even catch covid.

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what exactly is he doing right now? just namesearching on Twitter?

Haha, wonder if he ever just punches in "Trump" in the search box.

lolling at the image of a parallel universe LBI Snoop that takes on the style of old money Jersey WASPs (or maybe of shore townies)

Parallel-universe Jersey-Shore Snoop released Darkness on the Edge of Town instead of Tha Doggfather.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/9735/production/_114790783_hi062666665.jpg

pobrecito

^ a penis with star-spangled foreskin

Patriotic goiter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y7zrudDdx8

Oh say can you see by the dawn's early choad

so easy to hate

Haha, wonder if he ever just punches in "Trump" in the search box.

i would guess the puts "president trump" in, to improve the chances of it being a compliment. or just "Best. President. Ever." when he wants to check out his bots

that account he retweeted, though, has over 200K followers! a good chunk of which are probably bots

"president trump sir"

search:"Donald Trump" AND president

so is the 'no symptoms' report full of it?

don't answer if the answer is no, i don't want my heart broken

I've been saying from the start that, by whatever means he goes out, Trump will be going out like Rhodes in Day of the Dead. Hopefully this manic tweetstorm is his 'CHOKE ON 'EM! CHOKE ON 'EM!'

Conley has big Ken Marino energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0LY0I5bLA

so is the 'no symptoms' report full of it?

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map)

if it's a report from the WH, the info can't be trusted no matter what it says, sadly. they lie all the fucking time, including his physician

_so is the 'no symptoms' report full of it?

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map)_

if it's a report from the WH, the info can't be trusted no matter what it says, sadly. they lie all the fucking time, including his physician

thanks km. i needed some positivity this morning lol.

it's relatively meaningless whether he currently has symptoms. It's very common for people to have ups and downs in this phase of COVID. I'd think another week minimum to say he's in the clear and even that's not certain.

the fact that Trump isn't trying to do a press conference or televised speech right now kinda tells me he's not fine

Seriously. If he was well enough, he'd be leaping through hoops rn to demonstrate as much to the world.

yes and the move to the WH is clearly about perception and about controlling the narrative/avoiding the impression that he's "sick," because he can't stand projecting weakness. He may very well recover just fine, but I don't believe for a second that he's already recovered.

that said as much as it seems the Prez is obviously dexy'd up right now based on his Twitter I'd like to remind everyone that he was an incoherent raving lunatic even before the drugs

re Stephen Miller, assuming he survives, I've wondered what he does next if Trump's out in January. Probably join forces with Gavin McInnes or something.

nah I think he goes the think tank/ consultant route. hardcore conservatives with big $$$ (Mercers et al) will appreciate that he’s the only major player in the admin who stayed the whole time. can’t be faded.

I heard they help you pay off your bad baseball bet debts.

they should probably stop giving him steroids

he’ll get mad paid for a couple of years, then leave to run the campaign of the most flagrantly racist of the mainstream Republicans running in 2024.

then serve as COS if they win.

https://i.imgur.com/G8DRAjp.png

HEH HEH HEH
HO HO HO

dropped the ball by not going with "COVIDCIDENCE????"

kelly really channeling the old-man flavor of horny misogyny you get in the "from around the web" clickbait link that features the hot, busty lady in a clingy dress who "got caught lying" or "broke this rule" or w/e

Looks like idiot released some more heath information which people are roundly mocking for being incomplete and misleading.

Congratulations on detecting antibodies in someone on antibody treatment pic.twitter.com/p3marOae45

— Dr. Seema Yasmin (@DoctorYasmin) October 7, 2020

* No info about what medication the president may be on
* No specifics about his oxygen levels
* No info about lung condition
* No info about when he last tested negative
* But it does quote the president saying “I feel great” with an exclamation point https://t.co/9Iho3PYdHC

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 7, 2020

I too was symptom free when I was on steroids for #COVID19. But when the course was over and the steroids left my system, I ended up in the ER, unable to breathe. https://t.co/1bP6OpYV6Q

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) October 7, 2020

Coincidentally, Asshole hasn't made an appearance in two days. No doubt too distracted by feeling great. Feeling great in bed, feeling great on the floor, feeling great on an IV drip, just feeling great all around.

* No info about what medication the president may be on
* No specifics about his oxygen levels
* No info about lung condition
* No info about when he last tested negative

really don't care about any of this

But COVID does. Thanks, you've been a great audience.

...do U?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsJ_54WyZ48

he's ranting about investigating obama for spying on his campaign today. a year ago, i predicted he would actually get barr to open an investigation into this or something similar, and drag it out, just to cast a shadow on biden. why has he waited until it's too late?

Because nothing else has worked.

Well he was GONNA do it last weekend but the doctors MADE him go to the hospital etc