TRUMP GOT COVID

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guy seems a lot more personable than the others

I take it you didn't follow New Jersey politics too closely

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, October 6, 2020 10:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I was going to say! Bridgegate was preceeded by 6? years of Christie showing up at townhall meetings and belittling and yelling at teachers and other middle class and lower class people who had the temerity to ask questions he didn't like. I hope his bleached fucking carcass washes up on LBI very soon.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 12:20 (five years ago)

bit harsh on ilx poster le bateau ivre tbh

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 12:52 (five years ago)

lol

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:02 (five years ago)

It stands to reason that a bleached carcass could wash up on a drunken boat.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:03 (five years ago)

https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/doctor-who-rain-sad.gif

Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:07 (five years ago)

lol, for non-Americans, LBI = Long Beach Island, a popular New Jersey beach town.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:14 (five years ago)

Oh right. Where Snoop Dogg is from.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:16 (five years ago)

exactly

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:17 (five years ago)

okay folks, you have my word - I will never say another good thing about Chris Christie again. speaking of, how's he doing?

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:17 (five years ago)

no, Snoop Dogg is from Long Beach, California. know your Snoop facts!

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:22 (five years ago)

Wrong Beach.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:24 (five years ago)

omg maybe he will get rabies, too!

Good morning from the White House, where Secret Service is trying to wrangle a raccoon. pic.twitter.com/JKT60Q1NO5

— Elyse PG (@elysepg) October 7, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:40 (five years ago)

ummm what da fuck

Thank you Heather! https://t.co/uba9TPFpAD

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2020

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:55 (five years ago)

How very!

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:58 (five years ago)

Pssh, like bots can even catch covid.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:59 (five years ago)

!

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:00 (five years ago)

what exactly is he doing right now? just namesearching on Twitter?

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:08 (five years ago)

Haha, wonder if he ever just punches in "Trump" in the search box.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

lolling at the image of a parallel universe LBI Snoop that takes on the style of old money Jersey WASPs (or maybe of shore townies)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:43 (five years ago)

Parallel-universe Jersey-Shore Snoop released Darkness on the Edge of Town instead of Tha Doggfather.

while my keytar gently bleeps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:48 (five years ago)

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/9735/production/_114790783_hi062666665.jpg

pobrecito

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:49 (five years ago)

^ a penis with star-spangled foreskin

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:54 (five years ago)

Patriotic goiter.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:54 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y7zrudDdx8

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:57 (five years ago)

Oh say can you see by the dawn's early choad

while my keytar gently bleeps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:00 (five years ago)

so easy to hate

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:07 (five years ago)

Haha, wonder if he ever just punches in "Trump" in the search box.

i would guess the puts "president trump" in, to improve the chances of it being a compliment. or just "Best. President. Ever." when he wants to check out his bots

that account he retweeted, though, has over 200K followers! a good chunk of which are probably bots

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:08 (five years ago)

"president trump sir"

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

search:"Donald Trump" AND president

pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

so is the 'no symptoms' report full of it?

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

don't answer if the answer is no, i don't want my heart broken

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

I've been saying from the start that, by whatever means he goes out, Trump will be going out like Rhodes in Day of the Dead. Hopefully this manic tweetstorm is his 'CHOKE ON 'EM! CHOKE ON 'EM!'

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:19 (five years ago)

Conley has big Ken Marino energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0LY0I5bLA

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:50 (five years ago)

so is the 'no symptoms' report full of it?

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map)

if it's a report from the WH, the info can't be trusted no matter what it says, sadly. they lie all the fucking time, including his physician

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:56 (five years ago)

_so is the 'no symptoms' report full of it?

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map)_

if it's a report from the WH, the info can't be trusted no matter what it says, sadly. they lie all the fucking time, including his physician


Or it is true in only the most technical literal way because he’s pumped full of drugs.

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:04 (five years ago)

thanks km. i needed some positivity this morning lol.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:09 (five years ago)

it's relatively meaningless whether he currently has symptoms. It's very common for people to have ups and downs in this phase of COVID. I'd think another week minimum to say he's in the clear and even that's not certain.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:11 (five years ago)

the fact that Trump isn't trying to do a press conference or televised speech right now kinda tells me he's not fine

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:12 (five years ago)

Seriously. If he was well enough, he'd be leaping through hoops rn to demonstrate as much to the world.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:15 (five years ago)

yes and the move to the WH is clearly about perception and about controlling the narrative/avoiding the impression that he's "sick," because he can't stand projecting weakness. He may very well recover just fine, but I don't believe for a second that he's already recovered.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

that said as much as it seems the Prez is obviously dexy'd up right now based on his Twitter I'd like to remind everyone that he was an incoherent raving lunatic even before the drugs

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:19 (five years ago)

re Stephen Miller, assuming he survives, I've wondered what he does next if Trump's out in January. Probably join forces with Gavin McInnes or something.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:28 (five years ago)

nah I think he goes the think tank/ consultant route. hardcore conservatives with big $$$ (Mercers et al) will appreciate that he’s the only major player in the admin who stayed the whole time. can’t be faded.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:32 (five years ago)

I heard they help you pay off your bad baseball bet debts.

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

they should probably stop giving him steroids

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:35 (five years ago)

he’ll get mad paid for a couple of years, then leave to run the campaign of the most flagrantly racist of the mainstream Republicans running in 2024.

then serve as COS if they win.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/G8DRAjp.png

HEH HEH HEH
HO HO HO

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

dropped the ball by not going with "COVIDCIDENCE????"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

kelly really channeling the old-man flavor of horny misogyny you get in the "from around the web" clickbait link that features the hot, busty lady in a clingy dress who "got caught lying" or "broke this rule" or w/e

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:50 (five years ago)

Looks like idiot released some more heath information which people are roundly mocking for being incomplete and misleading.

Congratulations on detecting antibodies in someone on antibody treatment pic.twitter.com/p3marOae45

— Dr. Seema Yasmin (@DoctorYasmin) October 7, 2020

* No info about what medication the president may be on
* No specifics about his oxygen levels
* No info about lung condition
* No info about when he last tested negative
* But it does quote the president saying “I feel great” with an exclamation point https://t.co/9Iho3PYdHC

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 7, 2020

I too was symptom free when I was on steroids for #COVID19. But when the course was over and the steroids left my system, I ended up in the ER, unable to breathe. https://t.co/1bP6OpYV6Q

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) October 7, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 18:22 (five years ago)


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