TRUMP GOT COVID

I thought about that treesh but given that he's a superspreader who's been in contact with a ton of people I don't think he would be able to hide it for long

he wasn't really exhibiting symptoms at the debate either

I do think it's pretty likely he's on day 10 or 11 and not 5 or 6 like the WH says

they should put him in one of the those boxes where it blows around money inside and you try to grab as much as you can

"Biden should offer to take a drugs test prior to the debate as long as Trump does too"

exactly. performance enhancing drugs...isn't that exactly what steroids are?

Let's have a national rap session

they shd both do coke and just see where the night takes them

Let's have a rational nap session

sleepy joe biden's lead over trump gets even larger as new national nap session is considered

Too early for November thread titles, but "This place is a cesspool" would be hard to beat.

Biden/Harris 2020: drain the cesspool

feels more like puncturing a new scab

@ABC confirms a military aide responsible for carrying the 'nuclear football' tested positive over the weekend and traveled with the president last Thursday to New Jersey per @Santucci @KFaulders

— luis martinez (@LMartinezABC) October 6, 2020

did anyone like that idea about changing the title to TRUMP SPREADS COVID?

i mean, the president of the united states is the superspreader. this is unique and deserves to be memorialized.

So if he nukes Mexico, they will also get COVID?

I want to change the title to TRUMP GOT THAT 'RONA

Only if we could embed the cliip

would settle for RONA MCDANIEL: THE LEPER COLONY THAT IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

It's Miller's time.

the one and only time I've been excited about Miller Time

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjTRtP6UwAEJZfS?format=png&name=small

the only title change I'm interested in would be COVID GOT TRUMP

Miller news is so sweet

Too early for November thread titles, but "This place is a cesspool" would be hard to beat.

Biden/Harris 2020: drain the cesspool

― while my keytar gently bleeps (Ye Mad Puffin),

I think "You're fired!" would be good, but I think doing that might jinx it.

what does the football talker photo mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk87a7r0V60

just getting really emotional about a long shot

I like that it appears that a TV camera crew has entered a child's bedroom to interview a middle-aged man who is hosting a radio show in there, makes his passion a little more poignant

Holy shit! Stephen Miller! This is amazing.

Biden campaign should call this the Trump Virus, but I guess they'll leave that to the Lincoln Log assholes.

"This Place is a Cesspool" is the best song off of Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk

hmmmm interesting 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/c2EVS0RGSN

— Eric (@toomanyerics) January 7, 2018

Obviously it’s funny that Stephen Miller has it but he could have easily infected others. Please please please go get tested if you live in DC and own a Nazi memorabilia shop or a haunted sex doll brothel.

— The Stride Piper (@nomchompsky) October 6, 2020

loooool

so great

Hahaha. I only wish Miller were older and more infirm. Although I guess there's always a chance! #teamcovid

maybe he has Neanderthal genes

I'd bet dollars to donuts that the unsanctioned hysterectomies at the border were Miller's idea so I hope that dopey Nazi fuck chokes to death on his own phlegm. Slowly.

I don't recall ever wishing harm to befall anyone before there was a President Trump.

Me neither. Even Thatcher didn't tip me into it. Is weird and grim.

maybe he has Neanderthal genes

Hey, leave Neanderthal out of it.

xp yeah I'm exhausted from wishing him dead, couldn't say I've ever been here before but I don't have any qualms about it

I remember now how happy I was 6 days ago when I read that Trump got covid, I wasn't as happy today when he started abusing everybody again

I only wish Miller were older and more infirm

Any man whose hairline has so thoroughly betrayed him at 35 has to have other weaknesses.

Miller dying relatively young would make it sweeter.

I remember now how happy I was 6 days ago when I read that Trump got covid, I wasn't as happy today when he started abusing everybody again

so glad I was awake for it, made two martinis and schadenfreude-danced to Roisin Murphy videos

I love that "schadenfreude" is trending on Google

I can’t say I exactly feel “happy” about all of this but I have noticed a sense of calm. Whether or not he or any of them die, it’s a reminder that they’re not invincible, not immortal, not loss proof, and that this seemingly interminable phase of American life (that in fact has only been 3.75 years) will not go on forever.

It's a pattern that pops up throughout recorded history: Great Man X wreaks immense havoc upon some portion of the world and seems unstoppable in his thirst for blood and power until he has an aneurysm or falls off a horse or some shit and dies like every other human being before him. One of the only things that have gotten me through the past four years is remembering that this too shall pass.

^^these two posts remind me why I come here

2020 has been the worst year in most Americans' memory (because we have escaped the misery we wrought on others) - this little interlude of joy has been the bridge to realizing how bleak the future is and what 2020 itself presages.

yeah I'm sure I've mentioned this before but it does feel like this is the first time Trump has ever actually suffered the consequences of his own actions that neither Congress nor his Dad nor shady Russian bankers could pull him out of

obviously the schadenfreude is kinda blunted by the fact that he's using the opportunity to kill as many people as possible

Last Friday went a long way toward mitigating my despondency after Ginsberg's death.

(Alfred I'm shocked you of all people misspelled her name... at first I was "what? Allen Ginsberg died again??")

(Having said that I share your sentiment)

Surprised by joy, let's call it.