TRUMP GOT COVID

there's something to do that. also, he is also revulsed by physical expressions of weakness or disability. he goes out of his way to make sure that paraplegic aren't invited to his events, for example, because he doesn't like to see them and believes they make everyone else uncomfortable, too.

in other words, perhaps he will look in the mirror and be revulsed by himself soon, and take the easy way out

It all ties in with his shark obsession. Swim and eat, or die.

btw I'm finally watching the vid of him on the balcony and he's clearly wincing in pain and struggling to breathe, this isn't just the normal pained face Trump always makes

casey tatum vibes

He's also got the Wolfman underbite going:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/HorrorMonstersNo1Pg1Crop_%28black_and_white%29.png/220px-HorrorMonstersNo1Pg1Crop_%28black_and_white%29.png

Maybe it's seasonal, like his spooky lighting.

casey tatum vibes

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, October 6, 2020 1:20 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hard lol

lmao YES

BTW, perhaps one reason he was twitter silent:

NEW: Twitter confirms President Trump's account was locked after sharing the email address of a New York Post columnist on Monday evening.

He was required to delete the tweet before Twitter would unlock his account.

— Travis Akers (@travisakers) October 6, 2020

"I WILL NOT COMPLY"

lmao sufjan

...wait. the tweet that was reposted was in support of Trump. how does that make any sense?

logic has nothing to do with any of this.

this account will probably last for 5 minutes

This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend!!!

— DonaId J. Trump (@DeadDonaIdTrump) October 6, 2020

Ha, it's actually film writer Miriam Bale, who's just changed her @mimbale username to that

lmaooo

John Bolton Seething With Jealousy After Trump Gets To Become Living Biological Weapon https://t.co/u7rzyPH6v5 pic.twitter.com/e1qRrarp3f

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 6, 2020

Yes, he's setting up a straw man because I don't think anyone is calling for shutdown now. My idea of learning to live with it is very different to his.

epidemiologists are calling for shutdown

i'm calling for a shutdown

I apologize. Everyone's calling for the country to be shut down.

His vital organs are screaming to shut down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOcOBjB3uU

Don't you know
They're callin' for a shutdown
It sounds like a whisper

"Will you shut down, man?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XDmasbARtE

This thread becomes less fun the longer he continues not being dead.

The hero can’t dead till the last reel!

Maybe he's been dead the whole time.

NEW: Twitter confirms President Trump's account was locked after sharing the email address of a New York Post columnist on Monday evening.

He was required to delete the tweet before Twitter would unlock his account.
— Travis Akers (@travisakers) October 6, 2020

lol

a nonexistence better than death preceded Trump's life -- a time when Trump's life was unanticipated and unknowable. don't settle for less than a time machine.

This thread becomes less fun the longer he continues not being dead.

A humbling Herman Cain/coronavirus timeline:

6/24: Attends Trump rally, maskless
7/2: Tests positive for Covid-19
7/10: Says he’s improving
7/15: Says his doctors seem happy
7/27: Says he’s really getting better
7/30: Dies

— Tim O'Brien (@TimOBrien) October 5, 2020

this is the ideal month for him to die. he'll never have to lose. won't ever really experience advanced old age, which i think would be a blow to his vanity.

it's your time, king. keep taking those immunosuppressants.

he's not gonna die Friday but I think it's a sure bet that he's gonna have a major health setback

whether we find out about it is another question, though I'm sure Trump will let us know somehow

as posted before this all very much has an end-stage Michael Jackson vibe to it

he's obviously not resting like he's supposed to.

He should die on Halloween, because that would be extra spooky.

i think he will have a stroke on the debate stage. seriously, i think this is what will happen.

it's going to be extremely stressful, he'll be hopped up on something, filled with hatred and also coronavirus, which causes blood clots

in a white shirt, his bust resembles a candy corn

indeed, a bag of circus peanuts can sometimes resemble a cone like shape

I can totally see him having a coughing fit on stage. he'll enter the debate thinking to himself, okay Donald, don't cough don't cough don't cough. and then he will feel that little tickle in the back of his throat, and there will be no turning back.

theres some serious "unstoppable force vs. immovable object" shit going on right now. there is no way he'll be in any condition to do a debate while standing for 2 hours but his big dumb ego will prevent him from cancelling it

like the one person I know who was hospitalized for Covid said she wanted to sleep for 18 hours a day ad even getting up to use the bathroom left her fatigued. they're gonna have to pump him full of horse drugs and I don't think his tiny little heart will be able to take it

the other possibility is that he really is at the end stage of his illness and was positive for far longer than he let on.

Biden should offer to take a drugs test prior to the debate as long as Trump does too.

everyone in the country needs to agree to do drugs before the next debate

let's finally have a real National Conversation

how can he possibly be allowed to be at the debate on the 15th? I thought there was at least 14 days where you had to isolate and that's without symptoms. Does anyone believe he's going to be not contagious by then? The commission needs to put their foot down on this shit.

I thought about that treesh but given that he's a superspreader who's been in contact with a ton of people I don't think he would be able to hide it for long

he wasn't really exhibiting symptoms at the debate either

I do think it's pretty likely he's on day 10 or 11 and not 5 or 6 like the WH says

they should put him in one of the those boxes where it blows around money inside and you try to grab as much as you can