TRUMP GOT COVID

Wepeal Wogew!

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btw, the 4th section of the 25th amendment is fucking useless and the next congress should burn its remains in a giant bonfire

put the whole constitution in there

seriously, i agree

it's too bad that constitutional conventions are not a good idea when one of the major two parties is 100% evil fucks

WHITE HOUSE DOCTORS MET WITH TRUMP AND HE REPORTS NO SYMPTOMS OF COVID-19 -WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT

— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaOne) October 6, 2020

Who tf is Walter Bloomberg

Real time News

OIC

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i see tom fucking cotton in that pic, directly next to him, without a mask

― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, October 6, 2020 11:59 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

fwiw that's Tom Cotton and Louie Gohmert in that pic specifically

JCS quarantining

One day this will all be over. Imagine that. Over.

Xpost Praying 4 u Ted Neely

One day this will all be over. Imagine that. Over.

Last night he was wheezing like a beached whale...

Lol, Neanderthal

Thanks for not citing The Smiths, James.

I was thinking more along the lines of

https://youtu.be/ok7Vc3jczNg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=557-NQhvyQs

Judith Butler on Trump's death drive one year ago: "My wager/dream is that he would rather die than pause to feel the shame that passes through him and is externalised as destruction and rage." https://t.co/iggHN9pfwJ

— David Huntington (@DavHuntington) October 6, 2020

there's something to do that. also, he is also revulsed by physical expressions of weakness or disability. he goes out of his way to make sure that paraplegic aren't invited to his events, for example, because he doesn't like to see them and believes they make everyone else uncomfortable, too.

in other words, perhaps he will look in the mirror and be revulsed by himself soon, and take the easy way out

It all ties in with his shark obsession. Swim and eat, or die.

btw I'm finally watching the vid of him on the balcony and he's clearly wincing in pain and struggling to breathe, this isn't just the normal pained face Trump always makes

casey tatum vibes

He's also got the Wolfman underbite going:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/HorrorMonstersNo1Pg1Crop_%28black_and_white%29.png/220px-HorrorMonstersNo1Pg1Crop_%28black_and_white%29.png

Maybe it's seasonal, like his spooky lighting.

casey tatum vibes

― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, October 6, 2020 1:20 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hard lol

lmao YES

BTW, perhaps one reason he was twitter silent:

NEW: Twitter confirms President Trump's account was locked after sharing the email address of a New York Post columnist on Monday evening.

He was required to delete the tweet before Twitter would unlock his account.

— Travis Akers (@travisakers) October 6, 2020

"I WILL NOT COMPLY"

lmao sufjan

...wait. the tweet that was reposted was in support of Trump. how does that make any sense?

logic has nothing to do with any of this.

this account will probably last for 5 minutes

This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend!!!

— DonaId J. Trump (@DeadDonaIdTrump) October 6, 2020

Ha, it's actually film writer Miriam Bale, who's just changed her @mimbale username to that

lmaooo

John Bolton Seething With Jealousy After Trump Gets To Become Living Biological Weapon https://t.co/u7rzyPH6v5 pic.twitter.com/e1qRrarp3f

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 6, 2020

Yes, he's setting up a straw man because I don't think anyone is calling for shutdown now. My idea of learning to live with it is very different to his.

epidemiologists are calling for shutdown

i'm calling for a shutdown

I apologize. Everyone's calling for the country to be shut down.

His vital organs are screaming to shut down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOcOBjB3uU

Don't you know
They're callin' for a shutdown
It sounds like a whisper

"Will you shut down, man?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XDmasbARtE

This thread becomes less fun the longer he continues not being dead.

The hero can’t dead till the last reel!

Maybe he's been dead the whole time.

NEW: Twitter confirms President Trump's account was locked after sharing the email address of a New York Post columnist on Monday evening.

He was required to delete the tweet before Twitter would unlock his account.
— Travis Akers (@travisakers) October 6, 2020

lol

a nonexistence better than death preceded Trump's life -- a time when Trump's life was unanticipated and unknowable. don't settle for less than a time machine.

This thread becomes less fun the longer he continues not being dead.