Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

*blue pedro intensifies*

LJ I don’t want to bump your twenty 20 thread so let me just say 1) I still don’t give a shit about cricket BUT 2) current match has the two best kits in the whole series

Also, Mumbai Indians is a stupid name.

agree about the kits. shame about the royals' ineptitude

Sequins ffs

I think that joke worked better in French.

my mom was a nurse and would say strange words like "impetigo" all of the time. so as a child, i thought he was singing "i got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, imhafotiga", which i understood to be a serious disease.

"got it bad, so bad, I'm Arthur Treacher"

first time i heard it, i figured "hot for" meant "i am hot, in the eyes of." and that the guy had "got it made, sooooo great" --- because his teacher thought he was hot and so he didn't need to study for tests.

that was how i heard it when i was a kid!!

#onemind

to assume the teacher would abandon all fairness and standards over hotness

i don't think DLR would ever

i'm hot on behalf of teacher

I'm hot whereto for teacher

i'm hot, grade 4 teacher

I'm hot for four teachers

teacher asked us to demonstrate Brownian motion for the rest of the class. we began to move about randomly, occasionally colliding with each other. Teacher asked me to move faster, collide more frequently. i'm hot for teacher.

I'm hoth for t-shirts

i'm han for shoot first

I'm Hoff for beacher

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RIP Mr. (scoops spoonful of peanut butter into mouth) Forfar

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) October 13, 2013

Fake Duawkins

does every Canadian city have its own meat "seasoning"?

i hope so

You seem awfully invested in him as well.

This is the worst fucking post I’ve ever read. I keep looking and looking at it, unable to believe it’s real. What a colossal pile of shit.

sounds like someone needs an attitude adjustment

can only assume that's about the treeship post declaring chutes too narrow and oh inverted world essential 00s albums

If you mean me, I can confirm it wasn’t!

i'm sorry?

Waiting in vain for all those ILXors outraged at Chris Christie being called fat to show even the slightest interest in this and several other posts in this thread. I mean most ILXors know some overweight people but do any of them know any Muslims? So maybe it's understandable that Islamophobia is not considered a problem worth confronting on ILX. Everything is fine, you can all go back to being sanctimonious pricks, nothing to see here.

I see more genuine understanding and empathy towards South Asian muslims (amongst lots of visceral racism as well of course) amongst working class people on a council estate in a shithole like Dewsbury than from some of the highfalutin titans of intellect on ilx tbh

didn't have a 2nd thought about posting this tbh, but I have already shitted up that thread once in the last 24 hours and did a very poor job of it - but was pissed!

I’m busy xxp

The Quiet American

ftr my 'outrage' was at fatness still being used here as a general pejorative term. fuck Chris Christie

also ftr fuck racists and islamophobes

sanctimonious pricks

hey mr 'do you ever know any Muslims' you dropped your mirror

You're excused, onimo, you're not one of them.

lol

Don't know what so funny, onimo is one of the good guys still left on ILX.

Tom I posted in that thread per your instructions but it didn’t go so well because I’m not very smart but thank your concern, I tried to do my part.

lol

thanks for your approval tom but I think I triggered the whole fat argument that got burrito 20'd

Good work everyone, that thread definitely needed some cuntier posts. 👍🏻

(xp) I know you did, but you had a genuine issue with what he'd said, which he, being a trolling arse, doubled down on, so fuck him, I don't give a fuck about him.

no desire to post in the thread but my jaw dropped, it was like a post-9/11 "we have to bomb afghanistan to save the women from having to wear burqas" flashback feeling

maybe if we knew which threads you wanted us to go be outraged and sanctimonious in we could get to our assigned duties more quickly

xposts to Tom