TRUMP GOT COVID

I am trying to be cautious here because again if he “wriggles out of this jam” with no consequences as well... I mean I put all my cards in a few times now and it is mentally exhausting to see him come out relatively unscathed over and over.

Has he waddled his fat ass out of the hospital yet?

Yeah, he fist pumped his way out.

Xxxpost he will lose the election, so...

I mean 99% of people don’t die! He probably won’t. But to think you could go from a (genuine) Covid hospitalisation to fit enough to run for President in the space of three days is nuts.

So the only way he wriggles out again is if he didn’t actually need hospitalised and on that I reckon gyac is right. There’s too much suspicious about the docs and his behaviour and I don’t think he could have bring himself to do it even for a “make me look strong by beating it” plot.

But he’s left the hospital now. Maybe we’ve all been wrong and so unfairly doubted his really strong, really beautiful genes. Scottish males are famous for their old-age lung health that must have passed down somehow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX8GG3dnsp8

guys i don't know about you but one way or another i think trump, to use language he'll understand, is going to go out like a dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8OT2D_LHQ

Uh do not taint a brilliant song

He just took his mask off. Killing your staff to trigger the libs.

lol the pic of him going down the stairs. i feel nervous on his behalf. i know how much he hates them. steady there, mr president! don't fall on your fat face you disgraceful fuckhead!

his face isn't particularly fat, i'm not sure why i said that part. my kids keep talking about people's 'fat face', it must be rubbing off.

Fucking livid that so many people I respect prayed for this asshole

as vile and deserving of it he is, i think we could stand to dial down the fatphobia here

when when you see your old friend the handrail

Trump, departing Walter Reed pic.twitter.com/kdDRDxFNdk

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) October 5, 2020

Maybe Melania will smother him with a pillow when he's home and claim it was a flare-up of the breathing difficulties.

sorry Brad you're right!

Looking good!

Took the mask off very strongly, very heavily. pic.twitter.com/q4P9al5fCg

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) October 5, 2020

Please god, make him dead, it's all I want, please god

may it inspire a nation of patriots to take out their ivs, stand up, walk out of the hospital, take off their masks, and stop being afraid of it

What happens if you shit in someone's IV

Idk dude looked to be struggling to breathe

the man is a bull he really beat this thing

Trump looks like he is gasping for air pic.twitter.com/4k2v4Jxlir

— Brennan Murphy (@brenonade) October 5, 2020

he's just nervous! his tie is too tight!

Have you guys ever seen this man before? He is ALWAYS struggling to breathe.

as a guy who had a recent respiratory nightmare thing and still has occasional lapses of normal breathing i can tell you, that dude is in some clear respiratory distress

His speeches sound like beatbox

Always thought it was crazy reading about some Roman emperor who died laughing after watching a donkey eat some dates or whatever, but now, I can totally see how that could happen.

i bet he was trying to act like a movie star - you know, he's been wearing that mask for days, the one the liberals have forced him to wear. but look at him now, breathing so strongly, almost like he needs air to live. he will keep the air clean, the best air and water. that is how he will address climate change. rated R

The only thing that can kill him is a momentary lapse of belief in his own immortality.

in that one still-pic he looks like 70 year old Robin Thicke

Gilgamesh did not beat covid therefore Trump is the real legend.

It looks like an blind ape did his tanning this morning.

lol it was pointed out to me/i was reminded that trump is a teetotaler and he has just been pumped so full of shit lol. nevermind the fact that our big man is 70+ etc

He doesn't look very presidential gulping for air like that, more like a propped up goldfish in a suit.

he's in no condition to go back and teach the Sweathogs

Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot

"my air sacs have never felt so good"

hahaha brad

Trump appears to be wincing in pain while he breathes pic.twitter.com/YKhGhu0VN0

— Brennan Murphy (@brenonade) October 5, 2020

Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot

Or should I try to reproduce the Horshack laugh? Getting it mixed up with the Laverne laugh though.

xxpost more of that. also, corset might be back.

how did his makeup not smear all over the inside of that mask?

The morphine is starting to wear off...

Biden should be trying to debate this man immediately.

I have no doubt that he is deathly ill but I challenge anyone to find a video of Donald Trump in the past four years where he does not look like he is in some kind of dire physical pain, on account of his girdle or otherwise. All this amateur med sleuthing is making me crazy.

His skin is really discolored and if you look closely he seems to be weirdly pitched forward!

He really is covid’s earthly avatar, it’s kind of amazing.

He feels better than he did 20 years ago.