TRUMP GOT COVID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5v3Iml-fI

This is some Chev Chelios shit

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, October 6, 2020 5:10 AM (one hour ago)

I've been thinking of Chelios dying from "the Chinese shit" as long as Trump's been talking about "the China virus," so it's very amusing to see him getting hyper-cranked beyond the advice of his reckless doctors now

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, October 6, 2020 5:46 AM (one hour ago)

VG

You're saying he'd rather haunt the WH rather than Walter Reed?

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, October 6, 2020 6:19 AM (thirty-two minutes ago)

He'd rather shit his pants and die on a carpet that Joe Biden will have to walk on later

I hope there are photos like the ones of Chris Farley.

of course

NEWS: Trump wants to make a dramatic exit from Walter Reed. He plans to walk out the golden front doors on camera, sources tell @SalehaMohsin and me. He's shooting a video inside the hospital first, and then will walk to car and then to Marine One. No plan to speak to press. pic.twitter.com/DqLY6MvyXZ

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 5, 2020

oh he’s gonna go full “The Decision” on this shit

I wonder how many hours it has taken to get his hairpiece styled and orange foundation slathered on for this stunt.

hope he shits himself and falls over on the way to the car

fucker is probably okay and it's going to drive me insane

I hope there are photos like the ones of Chris Farley.

he wears suits that are too big, not too small

again, unless this obese 74 year old man who believes exercise is bad for you has a prognosis unlike any other person on the planet who's been hospitalized for this I think it's safe to assume we'll be looking back on today and laughing our asses off

I imagine he's hoping Biden will refuse to debate with him likely contagious, so he can crow about "scaring sleepy Joe".

“You see it in enthusiasm for the President outside Walter Reed Hospital. You see it in Registrations, from Florida to Pennsylvania & West Virginia, where Republicans are outstripping Democrats by 2 to 1. If the President bounces back onto the campaign trail, he will be an....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2020

....invincible hero, who not only survived every dirty trick the Democrats threw at him, but the Chinese virus as well. He will show America we no longer have to be afraid.” mdev✧✧✧@nyp✧✧✧.c✧✧ Thank you Miranda. Was over until the Plague came in from China. Will win anyway!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2020

like they really are gonna go all in on the TRUMP BEATS COVID thing despite the fact that WE KNOW this virus takes a long time to play out, even in "mild cases", and everyone who's gotten a big ol' dose of steroids during treatment has said they know exactly how Trump is feeling right now, and if you think there's a chance that maybe they're doing this because Trump is "probably okay" let me point you to how the White House became a leper colony in the first place

by the way even if he IS okay or recovers fine it still looks like their messaging from here on out is gonna be "Covid is no big deal because strong daddy Trump beat it" which is a fucking terrible thing to campaign on. it'll resonate with "the deplorables" and turn off everyone else.

Listened to about a half-hour of right-wing radio out of Buffalo on the way home tonight...Victory lap, of course. The next four weeks should be something: the host referred to the 200,000 Americans who have "allegedly" died of COVID.

It's funny how "the deplorables" fell out of fashion in favour of "Trump's base".

Doesn’t matter, there’s no such thing as society, merely a formless mass of discrete individual subjects who project their own performative truth upon so-called reality.

xp

Lmao at this dipshit getting high as balls on steroids and making a victory lap.

Does anyone seriously think he’s out of the woods on this thing at all?

no

Oh I'm sure he does, as do his supporters. They are the ones that'll be blindsided when he takes a turn for the worse again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95gP3m-uBHA

i mean in the nightmare i'm locked inside of where trump seemingly survives everything bc he is powered by evil and bronzer, i def fear an oddly swift recovery that can be spun into whatever

but i also know ppl who've had it; if he has it to the degree we think, it'll ebb and flow over a month and prob kill him at the end of it cf. the herman cain timeline

by all indications this is going to be the most insane Infrastructure Week yet

like the big question here is how well can the WH hide the fact that he's obviously sick and the answer is going to be not very well, not only because they suck at everything but also because Trump is gonna undermine them at every turn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRMobFKG-a4

Only if the viral load was tiny and the symptoms were somehow misattributed could he be in the clear.

Massively more likely that this is exactly the same as pretty much every other case. The pattern is clear and documented: it goes “symptoms - oh not that bad - fuck”. There were stories even back in March about how cruel it was because on day 7 they thought even the really serious cases had turned a corner, patients were eating and talking again, families all got relieved and then day 10 some of the patients crash again.

Viral load could well be a factor - seems to be one of the big reasons it’s not nearly as fatal now as it was in March, but the remitting/relapsing pattern is still holding afaict. If he was genuinely bad enough to be in hospital then there’s no way you can declare him better at this early stage. It doesn’t sneak back into asymptomatic mode. Xp

btw worth mentioning that Claudia Conway (who has scooped the media several times) seems pretty insistent that Trump is not doing well rn so there's that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJldvAPwpQ

I'm sure he doesn't believe he's over it, he just cannot think in anything other than the shortest possible range

I mean my one concern is that the hospital trip really was just a precautionary measure since Trump does seem like the type to totally freak out after testing positive but the combo of drugs he's on + having this doctor obviously lie on TV about his condition kinda suggests he ain't doin so hot

Has anyone explored the three day "He Has Risen"-angle yet?

(or is today the 4th day technically?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MyJHh451Y4

This is where my cynicism kicks in and because we seemingly live in hell, he really is somehow over the worst of his particular case and will be all the more insufferable for it.

Will be back on the Campaign Trail soon!!! The Fake News only shows the Fake Polls.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgOMxTxWPuQ

forgive me for reposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W_QerWy65Y

You are forgiven.

Btw now we know that ILX isn’t Twitter, despite appearances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2-_--EY4

I mean my one concern is that the hospital trip really was just a precautionary measure since Trump does seem like the type to totally freak out after testing positive but the combo of drugs he's on + having this doctor obviously lie on TV about his condition kinda suggests he ain't doin so hot

I am trying to be cautious here because again if he “wriggles out of this jam” with no consequences as well... I mean I put all my cards in a few times now and it is mentally exhausting to see him come out relatively unscathed over and over.

Has he waddled his fat ass out of the hospital yet?

Yeah, he fist pumped his way out.

Xxxpost he will lose the election, so...

I mean 99% of people don’t die! He probably won’t. But to think you could go from a (genuine) Covid hospitalisation to fit enough to run for President in the space of three days is nuts.

So the only way he wriggles out again is if he didn’t actually need hospitalised and on that I reckon gyac is right. There’s too much suspicious about the docs and his behaviour and I don’t think he could have bring himself to do it even for a “make me look strong by beating it” plot.

But he’s left the hospital now. Maybe we’ve all been wrong and so unfairly doubted his really strong, really beautiful genes. Scottish males are famous for their old-age lung health that must have passed down somehow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX8GG3dnsp8

guys i don't know about you but one way or another i think trump, to use language he'll understand, is going to go out like a dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8OT2D_LHQ

Uh do not taint a brilliant song

He just took his mask off. Killing your staff to trigger the libs.