TRUMP GOT COVID

We should start a pool for when he'll relapse between now and Friday.

i mean, are we punch a nazi punch a president phase? like if he walks near someone without a mask, can someone just beat the shit out of him'?

fucking stupid piece of shit

cannot fucking WAIT for the roids to wear off

Trump's sorry he infected you but his striiiiiiiing snapped
He had a relapse
An infection reeeelapse

this stupid motherfucker

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

On the bright side, he's going to infect and possibly kill more of his inner circle

there is no fucking way his doctors have cleared this

really, though, i guess i'm glad he's doing this. if he would have just gone to the hospital, shut up, said some perfunctory stuff about needing to take it seriously, he would lose the election but it might be close.

the way he's handling it now, at this very moment, he is going down in fucking flames

^^^

I know it won't happen but imagine him thumbs-upping his way into a helicopter, sitting down, and immediately dying

of course this trump covid infection would have the most annoying outcome. he will be fine, as will everyone in his orbit, and he will now downplay the severity of COVID - quite effectively (to the people who like him)

christ what an asshole

I......just fucking can't deal with this piece of shit anymore.

i'm almost impressed that we managed to elect the world's biggest piece of shit to the presidency. we couldn't have settled for a regular ol' piece of shit, had to have #1. american exceptionalism, baby!

he will be fine, as will everyone in his orbit

i know enough covid to know there is no way you should expect that

My guess is his doctors & handlers are planning to wait till 6:29 pm to tell him his oxygen levels have dipped again and they need to keep him one more night just to be on the safe side.

maybe the problem is that his oxygen levels are too high? they should try lowering them.

"don't be afraid of COVID" is literally the worst thing he could say right now

i have the impression the docs are just gonna keep pumping him full of steroids til he drops dead mid-bleat

Quick mini-poll: Trump or Nero?

I say Nero, by a country mile.

I keep imagining a team of doctors huddled in a side room asking each other "are you sure we can't put him in a medically-induced coma"

i'm almost impressed that we managed to elect the world's biggest piece of shit to the presidency. we couldn't have settled for a regular ol' piece of shit, had to have #1. american exceptionalism, baby!

we've all thought this many times, i'm sure, but straight up, i would not trust him to be a shift manager at a CVS. he would somehow singlehandedly destroy that franchise location, even though it's a fucking CVS. would you? even back in 2016, knowing what you did then, would any of us trust him to run a CVS location? not even the whole store, or a regional position - i'm talking a shift manager

I flagged his tweet for 'encouraging self-harm or suicide'. For all the goddamn good it'll do.

more like a shit manager

Twitter should pull that tweet under their "no wishing harm/death on someone" policy

Have a feeling that tweet was premature and Scavino-written.

the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

— wint (@dril) July 13, 2012

lmao

of course this trump covid infection would have the most annoying outcome. he will be fine, as will everyone in his orbit, and he will now downplay the severity of COVID - quite effectively (to the people who like him)

― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Monday, October 5, 2020 2:48 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's hard to expect anything else given ol Donny has wriggled his way out of a million jams by now despite all the damage done along the way

pic.twitter.com/Q2lBLnPMXQ

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 5, 2020

I keep looking at this thread title and thinking "TRUMP GOT COVID / COVID KISSES" Echo & the Bunnymen-style

Smithsonian just had a good piece on Nero, apparently he was kind of a decent guy who history has judged harshly.
Trump is truly a douchecanoe.

Tacitus, Suetonius and Cassius Dio = the fake news media.

look as insane as everything's been up to this point I can honestly say, I cannot fucking believe what is happening right now

good luck usa

The best part is there's no going back now. If he doesn't leave the hospital tonight, he's a cuck, a weakling, a coward. If he does, he may not live till Election Day, and even if he does he's likely to relapse within a week and be unable to campaign. Whether he lives or dies, America wins (because if you think Pence is gonna beat Joe Biden, you're even dumber than Pence).

"Don't be afraid of ________, don't let it dominate your wife."

If he exhibits no further symptoms (which is unlikely yet hardly inconceivable), it’s a definite win tho and his gamble will have paid off. Not enough to take it all in Nov, but it does afford him a fighting chance. So this is a last stand of sorts.

xp "trump not dying"

Come on baby, don't fear the COVID
Baby take my hand, don't fear the COVID
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the COVID
Baby I'm your man

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pom c'mon we talked about this, KIP ;)

can that long delay this morning - the press corps being called to walter reed for an announcement that was then delayed for several hours - be explained by anything other than a circle of friends, advisors, neighborhood tuffs, and doctors all surrounding trump and trying to convince him to not do what he is now doing?

look as insane as everything's been up to this point I can honestly say, I cannot fucking believe what is happening right now

― frogbs, Monday, October 5, 2020 2:05 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Between checking himself out of the hospital and that fucking tweet, it's hands down the most irresponsible behavior he's exhibited in four years. And given the last four years...

My chest hurts rn.

leaked footage of donald trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYYTLsFeG0

lol sleeve, how about this then: he’s going back because he knows his time is up and he’d rather give up the ghost in the Oval Office?

a circle of friends, advisors, neighborhood tuffs, and doctors all surrounding trump and trying to convince him to not do what he is now doing?

just to add to this run-on sentence, in the middle of this spectacle he looks down at his phone and tweets "It is reported that the Media is upset because I got into a secure vehicle to say thank you to the many fans and supporters who were standing outside of the hospital for many hours, and even days, to pay their respect to their President. If I didn’t do it, Media would say RUDE!!!", then glances back up to the circle of people that are always yelling at him for some reason

xpost You're saying he'd rather haunt the WH rather than Walter Reed?