TRUMP GOT COVID

Why won't you just die already, why

that is how i feel as well

seems to me it would also be really rude if he went through all this trouble and didn't die.

xpost Just had a flashback to early February, when I was arguing that "Hot Blooded" was more buttrock than "Born in the USA" because the lyric "I'm hot blooded, check it and see/ I've got a fever of 103" had NO political relevance whatsoever.

oh my fucking god

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2020

I talked to my mom yesterday and she told me how my aunt texted her at 7am on Thursday telling her to get coffee and come over to watch CNN. These are two white, generally apolitical, middle-class, non-college-educated, retired middle aged midwestern grandmothers who fucking hate trump so much that they spent all morning watching news coverage about him getting covid just to clown him for being so dumb.

ffs

xp

what cowardly wimps those 200,000 people were

i think every single person around him is pathetic. no one can control him. no one stands up to him. fuck them all

I'm not surprised, but that is literally the worst, stupidest thing he could have said.

We should start a pool for when he'll relapse between now and Friday.

i mean, are we punch a nazi punch a president phase? like if he walks near someone without a mask, can someone just beat the shit out of him'?

fucking stupid piece of shit

cannot fucking WAIT for the roids to wear off

Trump's sorry he infected you but his striiiiiiiing snapped
He had a relapse
An infection reeeelapse

this stupid motherfucker

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

On the bright side, he's going to infect and possibly kill more of his inner circle

there is no fucking way his doctors have cleared this

really, though, i guess i'm glad he's doing this. if he would have just gone to the hospital, shut up, said some perfunctory stuff about needing to take it seriously, he would lose the election but it might be close.

the way he's handling it now, at this very moment, he is going down in fucking flames

^^^

I know it won't happen but imagine him thumbs-upping his way into a helicopter, sitting down, and immediately dying

of course this trump covid infection would have the most annoying outcome. he will be fine, as will everyone in his orbit, and he will now downplay the severity of COVID - quite effectively (to the people who like him)

christ what an asshole

I......just fucking can't deal with this piece of shit anymore.

i'm almost impressed that we managed to elect the world's biggest piece of shit to the presidency. we couldn't have settled for a regular ol' piece of shit, had to have #1. american exceptionalism, baby!

he will be fine, as will everyone in his orbit

i know enough covid to know there is no way you should expect that

My guess is his doctors & handlers are planning to wait till 6:29 pm to tell him his oxygen levels have dipped again and they need to keep him one more night just to be on the safe side.

maybe the problem is that his oxygen levels are too high? they should try lowering them.

"don't be afraid of COVID" is literally the worst thing he could say right now

i have the impression the docs are just gonna keep pumping him full of steroids til he drops dead mid-bleat

Quick mini-poll: Trump or Nero?

I say Nero, by a country mile.

I keep imagining a team of doctors huddled in a side room asking each other "are you sure we can't put him in a medically-induced coma"

i'm almost impressed that we managed to elect the world's biggest piece of shit to the presidency. we couldn't have settled for a regular ol' piece of shit, had to have #1. american exceptionalism, baby!

we've all thought this many times, i'm sure, but straight up, i would not trust him to be a shift manager at a CVS. he would somehow singlehandedly destroy that franchise location, even though it's a fucking CVS. would you? even back in 2016, knowing what you did then, would any of us trust him to run a CVS location? not even the whole store, or a regional position - i'm talking a shift manager

I flagged his tweet for 'encouraging self-harm or suicide'. For all the goddamn good it'll do.

more like a shit manager

Twitter should pull that tweet under their "no wishing harm/death on someone" policy

Have a feeling that tweet was premature and Scavino-written.

the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

— wint (@dril) July 13, 2012

lmao

of course this trump covid infection would have the most annoying outcome. he will be fine, as will everyone in his orbit, and he will now downplay the severity of COVID - quite effectively (to the people who like him)

― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Monday, October 5, 2020 2:48 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's hard to expect anything else given ol Donny has wriggled his way out of a million jams by now despite all the damage done along the way

pic.twitter.com/Q2lBLnPMXQ

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 5, 2020

I keep looking at this thread title and thinking "TRUMP GOT COVID / COVID KISSES" Echo & the Bunnymen-style

Smithsonian just had a good piece on Nero, apparently he was kind of a decent guy who history has judged harshly.
Trump is truly a douchecanoe.

Tacitus, Suetonius and Cassius Dio = the fake news media.

look as insane as everything's been up to this point I can honestly say, I cannot fucking believe what is happening right now

good luck usa

The best part is there's no going back now. If he doesn't leave the hospital tonight, he's a cuck, a weakling, a coward. If he does, he may not live till Election Day, and even if he does he's likely to relapse within a week and be unable to campaign. Whether he lives or dies, America wins (because if you think Pence is gonna beat Joe Biden, you're even dumber than Pence).

"Don't be afraid of ________, don't let it dominate your wife."