TRUMP GOT COVID

Lectern covered in a plastic bag
No Covid direction, still plenty of traffic
Some kind of fashion

what the fuck is happening

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/10/don-jr-thinks-trump-is-acting-crazy-presidents-covid-joyride-has-family-divided

what a maverick

lol, don JR is the voice of reason in the family right now?

loooooooool

A source familiar with POTUS phone calls from the hospital today tells me he said “I need to get out of here.” He's being warned that if he rushes to leave the hospital and has a setback it would be bad for not just his health, but his re-election campaign.

— Dana Bash (@DanaBashCNN) October 5, 2020

of course this is what it is

he's been demonstrably "out of control" since day 1 of his presidency, and now you have his own children saying he's not fit for office.

maybe it's time to admit that the 25th amendment, section 4, doesn't work and never will work

“I need to get out of here.”

I wonder if he sees dead people.

A spry older woman ran up and down the two-foot-wide median as “Eye of the Tiger” played on a portable speaker. She had a white Trump flag tied around her waist and a blue Trump flag aloft in her wriggling arms. Her purse swung into the path of BMWs and minivans whooshing by. “TRUMP FOREVER,” the woman on the median shrieked. “TRUMP FOREVER. TRUMP FOREVER.”

Pulling from a different King book for a change, read that and pictured the end of "The Jaunt".

Claw hands beat and twisted and danced on the air; abruptly they descended and the thing that had been his son began to claw at its face. "Longer than you think, Dad!" it cackled. "Longer than you think! Held my breath when they gave me the gas! Wanted to see! I saw! I saw! Longer than you think!"

Pink lectern in a plastic bag getting dissed by covid

This is some Chev Chelios shit

lol, I love how the comments seem to be divided between whether his lack of access to Adderall or his lack of access to hair and makeup is making him so stir crazy.

Or it could just be an artifact of never developing mentally/emotionally past the age of four.

the 25th amendment may not work, but this line of thinking seems more realistic

There is a long history in the Trump family of denying serious illness. According to a Trump family friend, Trump’s father, Fred Trump Sr., insisted on working even after his Alzheimer’s disease advanced in the 1990s. “To retire is to expire!” Fred Sr. would say. The friend said that as Fred Sr.’s disease worsened––he once came down the stairs wearing three neckties––the family created a system so that Fred could think he was still running the Trump Organization. Every day Fred Sr. would go to the office in Brooklyn and they would give him blank papers to sort through and sign. The phone on Fred’s desk was set up so that it could only dial out to his secretary. “Fred pretended to work,” the family friend said.

The White House did not immediately respond for comment.

basically, the joke we've all made a million times over the last 4 years - trick trump into thinking he won while he's off on some boat with no wi-fi or connections to the outside world, surrounded by truman show-esque actors and sycophants telling him he's the very best

honestly, i think it could work. he will destroy the world in a quest to believe that he is the winner and the best. skip all of that and just fake it, he can't tell the difference. he is really, really fucking dumb. pay all the people around him a lot of money, let it be like a tour of duty for new people in the military or whatever, but the key point is to permanently isolate him from the rest of the world

sounds like he could use one of these

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/uNUAAOSwaAdco69M/s-l400.jpg

lol, I love how the comments seem to be divided between whether his lack of access to Adderall or his lack of access to hair and makeup is making him so stir crazy.

if Trump is actually abusing/addicted to Adderall I'm sure the doctors would give him a dose rather than cutting him loose

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MemorableSoupyDartfrog-mobile.mp4

https://i.imgflip.com/1iddly.jpg

Stood there boldly
Sweatin' in the sun
Felt like a billion
Temperature one hundred and one
The height of summer
I'd never felt that strong

Like a cock, I was strong as I could be
Like a cock, nothin' ever got to me
Like a cock, I was something to see
Like a cock

My hands were steady
My eyes were yellow and bright
My walk had purpose
My steps were short and tight
And I held firmly
To what I felt was right
Like a cock

WH spox Judd Deere: “Dr. Sean Conley, Physician to the President, is expected to provide an update on the President’s condition in the 3 p.m. hour at Walter Reed."

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) October 5, 2020

looking forward to the 3:27 briefing

https://i.imgur.com/t0QP8OK.jpg

who the hell is named judd deere

what the fuck

It is reported that the Media is upset because I got into a secure vehicle to say thank you to the many fans and supporters who were standing outside of the hospital for many hours, and even days, to pay their respect to their President. If I didn’t do it, Media would say RUDE!!!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2020

daerest judd,

Donald Trump to the media:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk

My name is juuuuuuuudd

https://media.tenor.com/images/471b7391a660996aa115bb6543bcb64e/tenor.gif

Dear Trump, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's RUDE you don't answer the media
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your hospital
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an document for Matthew
That's my little editor man, he's only fifty years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to

Why won't you just die already, why

that is how i feel as well

seems to me it would also be really rude if he went through all this trouble and didn't die.

xpost Just had a flashback to early February, when I was arguing that "Hot Blooded" was more buttrock than "Born in the USA" because the lyric "I'm hot blooded, check it and see/ I've got a fever of 103" had NO political relevance whatsoever.

oh my fucking god

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2020

I talked to my mom yesterday and she told me how my aunt texted her at 7am on Thursday telling her to get coffee and come over to watch CNN. These are two white, generally apolitical, middle-class, non-college-educated, retired middle aged midwestern grandmothers who fucking hate trump so much that they spent all morning watching news coverage about him getting covid just to clown him for being so dumb.

ffs

xp

what cowardly wimps those 200,000 people were

i think every single person around him is pathetic. no one can control him. no one stands up to him. fuck them all

I'm not surprised, but that is literally the worst, stupidest thing he could have said.

We should start a pool for when he'll relapse between now and Friday.

i mean, are we punch a nazi punch a president phase? like if he walks near someone without a mask, can someone just beat the shit out of him'?

fucking stupid piece of shit

cannot fucking WAIT for the roids to wear off

Trump's sorry he infected you but his striiiiiiiing snapped
He had a relapse
An infection reeeelapse

this stupid motherfucker

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

On the bright side, he's going to infect and possibly kill more of his inner circle