TRUMP GOT COVID

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before asking a few secret service dudes to join him on a death-ride, trump put out another video. in that video, he closed with these important thoughts:


“I learned a lot about covid. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it, and I understand it. And it’s a very interesting thing, and I’m going to be letting you know about it.”

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:44 (five years ago)

Lol i hope your dick falls off you fucking fraud

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:47 (five years ago)

A version of what Miller was saying, so expect a lot of that if he recovers: "I've had the virus, so I understand it. I understand it in a way that Healthy--I mean, Sleepy Joe Biden never could."

clemenza, Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:47 (five years ago)

It'll basically be a mirror of his you-have-to-be-corrupt-yourself to fix it strategy from 2016. I'm pretty sure the laughability of this will be transparent to most.

clemenza, Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

Reminds me of Boris’s Thursday night appearance to clap for the NHS four days after confirming he had it. Three days later he’s in ICU.

stet, Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

See if Trump was tanking the election and highly likely to be voted out in a few weeks... why are the markets so volatile to his illness? If he gets sick/dies does the market expect Pence to suddenly reverse a bunch of deals and tariffs

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:52 (five years ago)

the stock market is responsive to very stupid and pointless things imo

treeship., Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:55 (five years ago)

“I learned a lot about covid. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it, and I understand it."

That's called experience, you dipshit

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:56 (five years ago)

sorry for putting this on your timeline but :09 the audio very obviously jumps and :48 the morph edit is obvious. I need to go outside now lol https://t.co/NWuJAPChE3

— bob of ganoush (@rachelmillman) October 4, 2020

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

Gotta love what's happening

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:59 (five years ago)

listen i discourage reading any of these bunker transmissions for actual signs of trump's decline but he sounds... different

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:08 (five years ago)

I was thinking the same thing

Dan S, Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:11 (five years ago)

me too. i sense a greater strain to shit these words out, in a manner of speaking.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:13 (five years ago)

I think they're editing out any wheezing.

henry s, Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:19 (five years ago)

he doesn't seem to have pneumonia or anything though

treeship., Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:22 (five years ago)

He’s not tweeting and he’s taking insane drugs.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:24 (five years ago)

I love how CNN is having none of it

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:25 (five years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S09E13/623772/628610.gif?b64lines=

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

When’s his day 10? Probably late this week? Let’s see if he’s making videos then

stet, Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:44 (five years ago)

"Let's Read The Book School" has legs. Hope it gets the meme coverage it deserves.

henry s, Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:44 (five years ago)

day 10 from symptoms i reckon would be.. a week from today-ish.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:51 (five years ago)

i'm just going to post this one again.

https://i.imgur.com/xnnUJqV.jpg

'beached thing' indeed

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:56 (five years ago)

i'm not sure i get what those three images are doing together?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:01 (five years ago)

yeah Day 10 *should* be this weekend though who knows when he actually started showing symptoms, not like they'd fucking tell anybody

frogbs, Monday, 5 October 2020 02:05 (five years ago)

they said they're discharging him from the hospital tomorrow?

treeship., Monday, 5 October 2020 02:08 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NuaK29J1fM

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:15 (five years ago)

they're catapulting him out of the hospital, he'll land in St Louis

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:22 (five years ago)

just send him straight to topeka please

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:24 (five years ago)

I'd like topeka at that image

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:24 (five years ago)

so shittiest possible scenario is he does have a mild case, this was all precautionary, and he spends the next month being hailed as a hero while bleating nonstop about how the disease really ain't that bad

frogbs, Monday, 5 October 2020 02:33 (five years ago)

seems likeliest

treeship., Monday, 5 October 2020 02:35 (five years ago)

oh I forgot 2 weeks of NYT and WaPo articles like "FACT CHECK: Did "like, all the Democrats" wish Trump dead?"

frogbs, Monday, 5 October 2020 02:36 (five years ago)

nothing about the treatments he's had sound mild whatsoever. even if he comes through.

he's getting access to experimental treatments you and I don't have.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:37 (five years ago)

hasn't it been suggested a lot of that is precautionary though?

sorry folks we must still assume we are on the hellworld timeline

frogbs, Monday, 5 October 2020 02:39 (five years ago)

it's been suggested that much of the treatment given is intended for people who are in critical condition and that it would be non-beneficial and possibly harmful to perform on someone as a 'precaution'.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:40 (five years ago)

at least one of the experimental treatments is actively makes things WORSE for people who don't have already severe covid symptoms, i think. as in, he wouldn't receive it unless he was in a bad way.

xp

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:41 (five years ago)

he's getting access to experimental treatments you and I don't have.

I'd heard that what he's getting is the same as others but I don't know how we'd really know either way

anvil, Monday, 5 October 2020 02:41 (five years ago)

he might be requesting a bunch of weird stuff he'd heard about and they're complying even if it wouldn't usually be clinically indicated

treeship., Monday, 5 October 2020 02:44 (five years ago)

I mean there's a probably at least a 5% chance that A) they're lying about what he's taking for some reason (just as he quite obviously lied about taking hydrocholoroquine) or B) he died 15 minutes ago and we're not gonna find out until his doctor slips up and says "we were very pleased with the results of his autopsy". idk what to say. this administration has successfully gaslit me.

frogbs, Monday, 5 October 2020 02:47 (five years ago)

xp...that too...see: the tweet I posted from a doctor saying he's never in 35 years seen a patient refuse oxygen. this Dr. Nick Riveria guy they got making statements now is clearly not telling the truth here and that's obviously at the direction of the President. it's all so fucking bizarre.

frogbs, Monday, 5 October 2020 02:49 (five years ago)

Yeah the doctors at Walter Reed are technically military and are technically directly answerable to their commander in chief, so they're potentially compromised by this sociopath in a way that civilian doctors wouldn't be.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:50 (five years ago)

xposts

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 October 2020 02:50 (five years ago)

If this commander in chief ordered me to inject him with sublethal doses from the pharmacopoeia, I would comply. But I still wouldn't let him out of the isolation ward. Hell, I'd never let him see a health care worker not in full PPE gear. Hippocratic oath should take precedence.

Sanpaku, Monday, 5 October 2020 03:03 (five years ago)

at least one of the experimental treatments is actively makes things WORSE for people who don't have already severe covid symptoms, i think. as in, he wouldn't receive it unless he was in a bad way.

if it weren't for the fact that he isn't tweeting, i'd think the most likely explanation for this is:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/04/health/trump-covid-treatment.html

Some experts raised an additional possibility: that the president is directing his own care, and demanding intense treatment despite risks he may not fully understand. The pattern even has a name: V.I.P. syndrome, which describes prominent figures who receive poor medical care because doctors are too zealous in treating them — or defer too readily to their instructions.

but combined with the no tweets thing and the weird proof of live videos, i dunno.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 October 2020 03:07 (five years ago)

were i trump's doctor i would inject him with ligma

, Monday, 5 October 2020 03:16 (five years ago)

at least one of the experimental treatments is actively makes things WORSE for people who don't have already severe covid symptoms, i think. as in, he wouldn't receive it unless he was in a bad way.

xp

― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, October 4, 2020 10:41 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkfla

this isn’t known for sure, but yeah, the subgroup analysis of the RECOVERY trial did suggest increased mortality in people who weren’t on supplemental oxygen at randomization. the confidence interval crossed the null and subgroup analyses are generally interpreted cautiously, but there is a biologically plausible explanation (in mild/early disease antiviral therapy is most important, in later/severe, anti-inflammatories) so we generally believe this until there are better data
if he were MY patient I would not give him dex unless he were hypoxic, but the fact is that VIP patients often get *maximal*, not necessarily evidence-based or optimal, care. hence the vitamin D, famotidine, melatonin, cat’s paw, and all the other shit his quack doc conley had him on initially

k3vin k., Monday, 5 October 2020 03:20 (five years ago)

oh caek just made that second point too

k3vin k., Monday, 5 October 2020 03:22 (five years ago)

Geez, I took both Vitamin D and Melatonin tonight.

clemenza, Monday, 5 October 2020 03:24 (five years ago)

50 CCs of Sunny D, stat!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 5 October 2020 03:30 (five years ago)

Amid speculation on treatments more appropriate for critical patients, the NYT article's sole positives were "the fact that Mr. Trump is walking on his own, and that he delivered video statements in which he was able to complete sentences without gasping for breath." Since it's quite obvious that all the released videos have mid-speech edits, things might not be so good for Asshole.

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 5 October 2020 03:40 (five years ago)


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