TRUMP GOT COVID

AG Bill Barr is now self quarantining

— yasminvossoughian (@yasminv) October 4, 2020

maybe he can just stay like that

Of the many, MANY buildings in the DC area that were clearly designed to look like a penis, Walter Reed* is one of the most penile.

In recent photo ops this is enhanced by the crowd of white-coated figures, which makes them look linda like sperm cells.

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(* Formerly Bethesda Naval. To me, "Walter Reed" connotes a completely different building off Reservoir Road, but hey)

https://www.kaaltv.com/apimages/apbd05d829c1be4064b64245a41e1969dd.jpg

well, if this moron pulled this stunt today I guess that means he's not going home tomorrow.

Remdesivir, Regeneron, Famotidine, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
Cocaine

― henry s, Sunday, October 4, 2020 4:01 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just wanted to acknowledge the QOTSA reference made me giggle

I'll see you your Walter Reed Medical Center and raise you one Williamsburg Savings Bank.

https://live.staticflickr.com/3157/4594644304_4ca68f99e5_k.jpgWilliamsburgh Savings Bank Tower by Scott Beale, on Flickr

God, I despise Jason Miller. He's on CNN trying to pedal a road-to-Damascus conversion by Trump...sort of; he alternates between that and asserting that they've always taken COVID seriously.

before asking a few secret service dudes to join him on a death-ride, trump put out another video. in that video, he closed with these important thoughts:

“I learned a lot about covid. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it, and I understand it. And it’s a very interesting thing, and I’m going to be letting you know about it.”

Lol i hope your dick falls off you fucking fraud

A version of what Miller was saying, so expect a lot of that if he recovers: "I've had the virus, so I understand it. I understand it in a way that Healthy--I mean, Sleepy Joe Biden never could."

It'll basically be a mirror of his you-have-to-be-corrupt-yourself to fix it strategy from 2016. I'm pretty sure the laughability of this will be transparent to most.

Reminds me of Boris’s Thursday night appearance to clap for the NHS four days after confirming he had it. Three days later he’s in ICU.

See if Trump was tanking the election and highly likely to be voted out in a few weeks... why are the markets so volatile to his illness? If he gets sick/dies does the market expect Pence to suddenly reverse a bunch of deals and tariffs

the stock market is responsive to very stupid and pointless things imo

“I learned a lot about covid. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it, and I understand it."

That's called experience, you dipshit

sorry for putting this on your timeline but :09 the audio very obviously jumps and :48 the morph edit is obvious. I need to go outside now lol https://t.co/NWuJAPChE3

— bob of ganoush (@rachelmillman) October 4, 2020

Gotta love what's happening

listen i discourage reading any of these bunker transmissions for actual signs of trump's decline but he sounds... different

I was thinking the same thing

me too. i sense a greater strain to shit these words out, in a manner of speaking.

I think they're editing out any wheezing.

he doesn't seem to have pneumonia or anything though

He’s not tweeting and he’s taking insane drugs.

I love how CNN is having none of it

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When’s his day 10? Probably late this week? Let’s see if he’s making videos then

"Let's Read The Book School" has legs. Hope it gets the meme coverage it deserves.

day 10 from symptoms i reckon would be.. a week from today-ish.

i'm just going to post this one again.

https://i.imgur.com/xnnUJqV.jpg

'beached thing' indeed

i'm not sure i get what those three images are doing together?

yeah Day 10 *should* be this weekend though who knows when he actually started showing symptoms, not like they'd fucking tell anybody

they said they're discharging him from the hospital tomorrow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NuaK29J1fM

they're catapulting him out of the hospital, he'll land in St Louis

just send him straight to topeka please

I'd like topeka at that image

so shittiest possible scenario is he does have a mild case, this was all precautionary, and he spends the next month being hailed as a hero while bleating nonstop about how the disease really ain't that bad

seems likeliest

oh I forgot 2 weeks of NYT and WaPo articles like "FACT CHECK: Did "like, all the Democrats" wish Trump dead?"

nothing about the treatments he's had sound mild whatsoever. even if he comes through.

he's getting access to experimental treatments you and I don't have.

hasn't it been suggested a lot of that is precautionary though?

sorry folks we must still assume we are on the hellworld timeline

it's been suggested that much of the treatment given is intended for people who are in critical condition and that it would be non-beneficial and possibly harmful to perform on someone as a 'precaution'.

at least one of the experimental treatments is actively makes things WORSE for people who don't have already severe covid symptoms, i think. as in, he wouldn't receive it unless he was in a bad way.

xp

he's getting access to experimental treatments you and I don't have.

I'd heard that what he's getting is the same as others but I don't know how we'd really know either way

he might be requesting a bunch of weird stuff he'd heard about and they're complying even if it wouldn't usually be clinically indicated

I mean there's a probably at least a 5% chance that A) they're lying about what he's taking for some reason (just as he quite obviously lied about taking hydrocholoroquine) or B) he died 15 minutes ago and we're not gonna find out until his doctor slips up and says "we were very pleased with the results of his autopsy". idk what to say. this administration has successfully gaslit me.

xp...that too...see: the tweet I posted from a doctor saying he's never in 35 years seen a patient refuse oxygen. this Dr. Nick Riveria guy they got making statements now is clearly not telling the truth here and that's obviously at the direction of the President. it's all so fucking bizarre.

Yeah the doctors at Walter Reed are technically military and are technically directly answerable to their commander in chief, so they're potentially compromised by this sociopath in a way that civilian doctors wouldn't be.

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