TRUMP GOT COVID

So the Dude is definitely grabbing people’s collars screaming “I don’t wanna die take Melania instead”.

― Boring, Maryland, Sunday, October 4, 2020 3:02 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

When i was describing to my partner the other day how i specifically wanted him to suffer i described him as being incapable of moving beyond the bargaining phase of grief because that's all he knows. this speaks to me, is what i'm saying

this is so weird

WATCH: Trump briefly leaves hospital to greet supporters pic.twitter.com/LxstB0CvCM

— BNO Newsroom (@BNODesk) October 4, 2020

He should do that more often, pop out of the car, take a couple laps.

good lord this whole spectacle is most dear leadery bullshit of all the dear leadery bullshit he's pulled thus far

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That Presidential SUV is not only bulletproof, but hermetically sealed against chemical attack. The risk of COVID19 transmission inside is as high as it gets outside of medical procedures. The irresponsibility is astounding. My thoughts are with the Secret Service forced to play.

— Dr. James P. Phillips, MD (@DrPhillipsMD) October 4, 2020

antifa trump continuing his brave war against cops

I don’t really know what this means but that doc is an attending physician at Walter Reed.

secret double-agent decker trump, our man on the inside

Because futures start trading at 6pm East Coast time. https://t.co/ymuM8szaSt

— Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal) October 4, 2020

I don’t really know what this means but that doc is an attending physician at Walter Reed.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, October 4, 2020 5:52 PM (twelve seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

it means all the loose covid particles floating around in the SUV are protected from snipers

We love the USA and we love what’s happening.

jfc of course it's market related, thanks caek

why must he insist on not dying

Just straight up trying to get the Secret Service killed for a photo op is so on brand

Futures are up!

he has gone months without making as many "public appearances" as he's done in the last three days

Um, it means the circulation is kind of probably not that great.

best way to convince us all he's well would be to sit there tweeting about whatever's on fox all day.

Like it would be in a space capsule. It can get pretty funky in the latter, or so I have heard.

“That’s your make a wish? Ride around the block in a big car? I mean. We can do it I guess.”

— Ben Acker (@bnacker) October 4, 2020

AG Bill Barr is now self quarantining

— yasminvossoughian (@yasminv) October 4, 2020

maybe he can just stay like that

Of the many, MANY buildings in the DC area that were clearly designed to look like a penis, Walter Reed* is one of the most penile.

In recent photo ops this is enhanced by the crowd of white-coated figures, which makes them look linda like sperm cells.

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(* Formerly Bethesda Naval. To me, "Walter Reed" connotes a completely different building off Reservoir Road, but hey)

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well, if this moron pulled this stunt today I guess that means he's not going home tomorrow.

Remdesivir, Regeneron, Famotidine, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
Cocaine

― henry s, Sunday, October 4, 2020 4:01 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just wanted to acknowledge the QOTSA reference made me giggle

I'll see you your Walter Reed Medical Center and raise you one Williamsburg Savings Bank.

https://live.staticflickr.com/3157/4594644304_4ca68f99e5_k.jpgWilliamsburgh Savings Bank Tower by Scott Beale, on Flickr

God, I despise Jason Miller. He's on CNN trying to pedal a road-to-Damascus conversion by Trump...sort of; he alternates between that and asserting that they've always taken COVID seriously.

before asking a few secret service dudes to join him on a death-ride, trump put out another video. in that video, he closed with these important thoughts:

“I learned a lot about covid. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it, and I understand it. And it’s a very interesting thing, and I’m going to be letting you know about it.”

Lol i hope your dick falls off you fucking fraud

A version of what Miller was saying, so expect a lot of that if he recovers: "I've had the virus, so I understand it. I understand it in a way that Healthy--I mean, Sleepy Joe Biden never could."

It'll basically be a mirror of his you-have-to-be-corrupt-yourself to fix it strategy from 2016. I'm pretty sure the laughability of this will be transparent to most.

Reminds me of Boris’s Thursday night appearance to clap for the NHS four days after confirming he had it. Three days later he’s in ICU.

See if Trump was tanking the election and highly likely to be voted out in a few weeks... why are the markets so volatile to his illness? If he gets sick/dies does the market expect Pence to suddenly reverse a bunch of deals and tariffs

the stock market is responsive to very stupid and pointless things imo

“I learned a lot about covid. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it, and I understand it."

That's called experience, you dipshit

sorry for putting this on your timeline but :09 the audio very obviously jumps and :48 the morph edit is obvious. I need to go outside now lol https://t.co/NWuJAPChE3

— bob of ganoush (@rachelmillman) October 4, 2020

Gotta love what's happening

listen i discourage reading any of these bunker transmissions for actual signs of trump's decline but he sounds... different

I was thinking the same thing

me too. i sense a greater strain to shit these words out, in a manner of speaking.

I think they're editing out any wheezing.

he doesn't seem to have pneumonia or anything though

He’s not tweeting and he’s taking insane drugs.

I love how CNN is having none of it

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When’s his day 10? Probably late this week? Let’s see if he’s making videos then

"Let's Read The Book School" has legs. Hope it gets the meme coverage it deserves.

day 10 from symptoms i reckon would be.. a week from today-ish.